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Happy Birthday America. The 246th rendition of " Fuck you, England!"

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45 minutes ago, Parliament said:

And more seriously:

 

One of the greatest docudrama series of all time.  Can’t recommend it enough.

Kind of wish we were British subjects about now.

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Kind of wish we were British subjects about now.

 

I'll drink to that!  And will continue for another 14 hours or so.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Kind of wish we were British subjects about now.

Who is we?

What's stoppin ya?

43 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

I'll drink to that!  And will continue for another 14 hours or so.

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pretty cool country i guess except for women and black people

 

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34 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

pretty cool country i guess except for women and black people

 

Oh shut the fuck up already

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Title #15. 'Murica. Only 63 dogs this year, well off his record. 

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We have a great country which has the potential to be far greater still.  Today I celebrate what greatness we have achieved, and dedicate myself to continuing to improve that greatness.

59 minutes ago, South Austin said:

England is pretty cool when it’s not trying to colonize other lands.

England fucking sucks.

 

Nothing says America like choking out a guy who is wearing a Darth Vadar mask and protesting a Death Star while you shove 63 hot dogs and buns down your gullet to take the title for the 15th year in a row

Of all of our indulgences and craziness, I never have been able to um...stomach the overeating contests.

It's just fucking disgusting on multiple levels.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

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Title #15. 'Murica. Only 63 dogs this year, well off his record. 

Counterpoint: 63 dogs plus one murder case.

EDIT: Too slow.

 

Counterpoint: 63 dogs plus one murder case.
EDIT: Too slow.
 

I went and bought some more hot dogs after the contest. Thanks for the inspiration, nerd
4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Nah, USA isn't close to the best country to live in for the non wealthy. It's also not close to the worst. Probably a little north of average at the moment but sadly sliding. 

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Of all of our indulgences and craziness, I never have been able to um...stomach the overeating contests.

It's just fucking disgusting on multiple levels.

Except this one.

And, I guess it's still fucking disgusting.

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2 hours ago, slorch said:

Of all of our indulgences and craziness, I never have been able to um...stomach the overeating contests.

It's just fucking disgusting on multiple levels.

See, now you can empathize how we all feel reading your opinions. 

or continue not giving a fuck.

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Nothing says America like choking out a guy who is wearing a Darth Vadar mask and protesting a Death Star while you shove 63 hot dogs and buns down your gullet to take the title for the 15th year in a row
 

while wearing a boot over a broken foot.  GOAT

it’s a good thing we left that England because it was bogus and got some cool rules ourselves so we weren’t bogus too.

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