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Might be too willing to limit death regardless of potential personal benefits

60 Psychology Solved

64. My answer is mostly do nothing, “fairest” way to approach it imo.

70 when I did it based on what I thought I would truly do. 35 when I went through a second time, and stopped saving myself. Think the lowest you can get is 31, but I chose to let the suicidal 5 die instead of the one person who tripped.

90. Kill the most each time. Except the tasty lobsters.

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1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

 

 

The lobsters are likely to later be eaten and thus have greater utility.

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

 

 

Absolutely.  I was disappointed there were not more screens with killing cats as an option.

58.

 

Fuck those people who tied themselves on the track. And I plan on eating that squished lobster.

15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The lobsters are likely to later be eaten and thus have greater utility.

I’m partial to cat, if you know what I mean. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m partial to cat, if you know what I mean. 

What if it was a 5 gallon jug of mayonnaise?

23 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

How is it even an option to allow the cat to live?

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

90. Kill the most each time. Except the tasty lobsters.

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What’s the point of saving the lobsters when they have to die anyway to get eaten?

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s the point of saving the lobsters when they have to die anyway to get eaten?

lobster, split then grilled with herb butter > lobster smashed into paste with the shell.

31 minutes ago, elfenix said:

lobster, split then grilled with herb butter > lobster smashed into paste with the shell.

Have you tried both?

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3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

 

 

Guilty. Did that count as a person?

After that stupid drill...

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69

(I didn't do the trolley problem, though. That's my answer for everything).

82

Al Gore should be embarrassed that his internet has devolved into this trolley nonsense

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3 hours ago, twosheds said:

82

Al Gore should be embarrassed that his internet has devolved into this trolley nonsense

If you pull the lever, Al Gore dies and there would be no internet

64.  I hit a rabbit on my bicycle ride this morning.  But it wasn't by choice.  Does that count?

Also, anytime there was a financial incentive for me I took it.  But the game didn't give me a total dollars accrued.  I was sad about this.

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48. 

Does that make me dummer than I am?

Edited by Davis Lane

and by the way...kill count is 46.  apparently i have solved philosophy, something i couldn't manage do to prior to now despite a BA and MA in philosophy.

fuck Mill...

and by the way...kill count is 46.  apparently i have solved philosophy, something i couldn't manage do to prior to now despite a BA and MA in philosophy.
fuck Mill...

I Surly, therefore I am?

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