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I for one welcome our new giant African land snail overlords

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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

For those considering fucking the snails, I won’t fully judge as they do kind of look like huge disembodied vaginas with a helmet on. I’m sure weirder things have been used for such purposes. 

It's like warm apple pie.

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7 hours ago, Bevo said:

Rat(t) is already taken but Lungworm might be free.

Mouse Rat is also taken.  

 

 

43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Mouse Rat is also taken.  

 

 

And I liked the Boomtown Rats. I never loved Eva Braun

 

 

I ate snails while in Nigeria.  We bought them on the side of the road from a woman in a village.  Should I be worried?  I mean, they were cooked.  With butter and garlic.

28 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

I ate snails while in Nigeria.  We bought them on the side of the road from a woman in a village.  Should I be worried?  I mean, they were cooked.  With butter and garlic.

u ded....

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Mouse Rat is also taken.  

 

 

What about the band name "Giant Snail Trail" ??  

When I was a kid, I'd go out after a rain to pick up snails and thrown them in the air and listen to their shell go *crack*

 They need more of me in Florida.

7 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

What about the band name "Giant Snail Trail" ??  

That’s reserved for an all female band

I ate snails while in Nigeria.  We bought them on the side of the road from a woman in a village.  Should I be worried? 

Some people like the feel of rat lung disease. You might be one of them. Most just die painfully.

I'm on it

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On 7/6/2022 at 1:03 PM, BabaYaga said:

Over/Under until we see one as a "service" pet on a plane....

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