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.395 is impressive. 
 

seems like an offense that should land you in jail for a while. Paid administrative leave, you say?

Sheeeeeeeeeit.

Even McNutty avoided being shithoused on duty and in a Bawlmer vehicle.

Sorry. For partying.

holy fuck.... most people cant move if they blow anything above .25   this fucker is another whole legal limit ABOVE that amount.  .40 BAC is considered severe alcohol poisoning and on the verge of death. 

 

Hes not functioning well, but hes still awake....

thats a man who has had a drinking problem for a long, long, long time. 

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

.40 BAC is considered severe alcohol poisoning and on the verge of death. 

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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy fuck.... most people cant move if they blow anything above .25   this fucker is another whole legal limit ABOVE that amount.  .40 BAC is considered severe alcohol poisoning and on the verge of death. 

 

Hes not functioning well, but hes still awake....

thats a man who has had a drinking problem for a long, long, long time. 

Very true.  If he didn't have extraordinary tolerance, he'd be at least unconscious if not comatose.

Let me guess how investigation will go.

police didn’t have probably cause to pull him over and case dismissed or his sample was mishandled and inconclusive analysis and he is free 

He's not drunk. It's all fake, a set-up. Mayorga is getting cut loose (so the public thinks) so that he can infiltrate the deadly alcohol gangs.

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3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

blonde at the end is the buried lede, imo. 

rude

At least in his blowed out state he could identify the president as "sadly Joe Biden"

Let me guess how investigation will go.
police didn’t have probably cause to pull him over and case dismissed or his sample was mishandled and inconclusive analysis and he is free 
This happened near me a few years ago. Cop so drunk in his cruiser he passed out. Cops did not collect evidence so the DA couldn't prosecute. Cop is still a cop.
10 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy fuck.... most people cant move if they blow anything above .25   this fucker is another whole legal limit ABOVE that amount.  .40 BAC is considered severe alcohol poisoning and on the verge of death. 

 

Hes not functioning well, but hes still awake....

thats a man who has had a drinking problem for a long, long, long time. 

Won't you blow high immediately after consuming a drink, especially liquor? He was obviously blasted, but I would suspect his actual BAC wasn't quite that high.

In an odd way, he is very dedicated to his job. I doubt many people would or could go to work that drunk.

Wise County Sheriff got busted for DUI in his cruiser back in the 70's. They couldn't sweep it under the rug because he plowed into the back of an Azle PD car on Jacksboro Highway at 2am. It was either Leroy Burch or the guy that replaced him. We were kind of a shitshow back then.

10 hours ago, Anastasis said:

blonde at the end is the buried lede, imo. 

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50 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Paid leave for that guy? Fuck police unions.

all he is gonna do is confess he is an alcoholic, he's gonna go through 6 months of paid detox, and he will get his job back.

 

we did the same shit with Rosemary Lemberg when she was caught being almost as drunk as this guy. 

 

She completed her Alcohol classes and kept her job for almost 4 more years.

14 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy fuck.... most people cant move if they blow anything above .25   this fucker is another whole legal limit ABOVE that amount.  .40 BAC is considered severe alcohol poisoning and on the verge of death. 

 

Hes not functioning well, but hes still awake....

thats a man who has had a drinking problem for a long, long, long time. 

Freshman year had a potluck roommate that was a first year law student.  Odd guy to say the least....after he was done with fall finals he got really really really drunk, fell on the mini-fridge and cut his head so he had to get stitched up. The nurses were betting on his BAC he was so hammered... came back as .41. He didn't move too much the next couple days after he was discharged.  This was not long after a pledge had died with a .43. 

On 7/7/2022 at 7:00 AM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Won't you blow high immediately after consuming a drink, especially liquor? He was obviously blasted, but I would suspect his actual BAC wasn't quite that high.

Don’t believe so

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