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1 hour ago, joeycovers said:

Everybody that DM me and sent me 9.95 got my real pick. That was just for the poors 

Sat Picks free of charge one week only. Call me on a recorded line for my stone cold lead pipe lock this week  

Domers over 59 

Arkansas -6.5

BYU -11

Kent St +22

Kent St +23

S Carolina -12.5 


My bad on the duplicate pick with different number 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

3 hours ago, joeycovers said:

Sat Picks free of charge one week only. Call me on a recorded line for my stone cold lead pipe lock this week  

joeycovers can't help you, unless you CALL HIM!

Hello from Columbus.

2-3 so far.  Drunkenly just added:

Colorado state +31

UNC moneykine

UTEP +31

early game picks:

SHSU +35

Iowa -10.5 vs SDSU Jackrabbits

 

9 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Hello from Columbus.

Drunkenly just added:

username checks out. twice.

I bet on Mack brown tar heel football even though app state scares him to death

i'm 0-3 thus far, but have over 56.5 in the unc/app state games.  its 21-21 with 4 minutes left in the first half.  if i lose this one i might break something.

Spread was -1 for UNC

Scored a fucking touchdown on the onside kick up by 1 !!!!!!!!!

2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

i'm 0-3 thus far, but have over 56.5 in the unc/app state games.  its 21-21 with 4 minutes left in the first half.  if i lose this one i might break something.

Good call on the over there. I didn't realize both defensive units kind of suck and both offenses are kinda awesome.

always nice when both sides individually cover the over all on their own.

On 8/30/2022 at 8:39 AM, 40acredropout said:

I'm sure I talk myself into adding more but what I have so far for Week 1:

  • U60.5 La Tech at Mizzou
  • O51 WVU at Pitt
  • O52.5 NMSU at Minnesota
  • U51.5 Temple at Duke
  • Houston -4.5 at UTSA
  • BYU -11.5 at USF
  • Utah -3 at Floridathis 
  • Kentucky -16.5 vs Miami (OH)
  • Boise State +3 at Oregon State

this guy fucks

The only loss we had all weekend was the garbage OSU back door cover by CMU on the last leg of our parley. 
we bet on 8 outcomes and won 7 of them. That’s pretty good. 

12 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The only loss we had all weekend was the garbage OSU back door cover by CMU on the last leg of our parley. 
we bet on 8 outcomes and won 7 of them. That’s pretty good. 

Might just need to put myself in timeout and tail you this next week.  That’s an awesome week boss!

22 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Might just need to put myself in timeout and tail you this next week.  That’s an awesome week boss!

It’s not always going to be that good. On a serious heater. 

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Yup easy weekend thus far. 7-2-1 so far with a parlay left open with LSU -3 and a large LSU ML bet when it was -150. Now it’s up to -190. 

How scared should I be of Florida State? 

2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Yup easy weekend thus far. 7-2-1 so far with a parlay left open with LSU -3 and a large LSU ML bet when it was -150. Now it’s up to -190. 

How scared should I be of Florida State? 

I’m on Noles so you got it locked up 😂😂

Took U51 in Clemson GT.  Just added Clemson -21 live thinking they get it together.  But shit… DJ seems to have a case of Hudson… so indecisive, even w clean pocket and guys seemingly open down field.

8-1. Only loss OSU. We have two bets so far this week- a parley that’s +150 on Allen and Stafford both over 1.5 TD’s (each) and IH on the money line at +150. Both bets moved to +125 since we made them. Will post what I’m looking at and what we decide to do later 

7-3 This week.  L Colorado, Kent St and Domers Over

DM right now to get my MLB play of the year!!!

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

8-1. Only loss OSU. We have two bets so far this week- a parley that’s +150 on Allen and Stafford both over 1.5 TD’s (each) and IH on the money line at +150. Both bets moved to +125 since we made them. Will post what I’m looking at and what we decide to do later 

What is IH?

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

What is IH?

My dumb ass messing up UH (Houston). 

Solid weeks for y'all, keep those picks coming.

Went 8-9-1 this week.  At 11-10-2 on the year (logging my picks below).

Hot takes after quick look at Week 2 opening lines:

  • Notre Dame -20 vs Marshall.  I jumped on this one already... I have a feeling it moves up.  Was in Columbus to see ND's defense look pretty damn good and I doubt Marshall shuts down their O.
  • WVU -13 vs Kansas.  That's all?  I know Kansas has a lot of players coming back.  But are they really sticking within 2 TD's in Morgantown against a WVU team that just hung tough on the road at Pitt?  Doubtful.  Were there a bunch of injuries I missed?
  • Boise State -16.5 @ UNM.  BSU did not play well last week on road at Oregon State.  I think they are getting dinged a little hard for that here.  UNM was a bottom 10 team last season and are gonna rank 100th+ in returning production depending on whose metric you use.  SP+ had Boise at 35th coming into season (now down to 58th) and UNM has gone from 125th to 108th after beating up 6-5 FCS Maine.  
Spoiler

Week 1 (8-9-1):

  • U60.5 LaTech @ Mizzou LOSS
  • O51 WVU @ Pitt WIN
  • Purdue +3.5 v Penn State LOSS
  • O52.5 NMSU @ Minnesota LOSS
  • U51.5 Temple @ Duke WIN
  • Houston -4.5 @ UTSA LOSS
  • BYU -11.5 @ USF WIN
  • U57.5 Troy @ Ole Miss WIN
  • Utah -3 @ Florida LOSS
  • O54 Army @ Coastal WIN
  • Kentucky -16.5 v Miami (OH) WIN
  • Georgia State +12.5 @ South Carolina LOSS
  • Boise State +3 @ Oregon State LOSS
  • Colorado State +31 @ Michigan LOSS
  • UTEP +31 @ OU LOSS
  • UNC ML +125 @ App State WIN
  • U51 Clemson @ GT PUSH
  • Clemson -21 @ GT WIN

Week 0 (3-1-1):

  • Nebraska -13 v Northwestern LOSS
  • Vanderbilt -8 @ Hawaii WIN
  • U44 Wyoming v Illinois PUSH
  • U50.5 Nevada @ NMSU WIN
  • UNT PK @ UTEP WIN

 

This is what I'm looking at this week.  The process is that we bet games we both agree on- thus why I have 2 posts- my initial reactions and then will post what we actually bet later on after our conversation: Our bets are 1 unit $25.00, 1 parley unit $10.00. If I have $50.00 it means it's a play I feel strongly about.  All bets I mostly look at are games that will be on TV that I might watch, or games that involve teams I'm otherwise interested in.

UCF- -6.5 + under 61.5- $10.00

Boise- -16.5 + Over- 44- $10.00

North  Carolina v Georgia State- Over 68- $50.00

Texas- to win- +750- $10.00

Texas v Alabama- Over 64.5- $25.00

Texas- +20- $25.00

Air force- 17 v Colorado- $25.00

Appalachian State- +18 and Over 52.5- $10.00

Tenn- -6.5- $50.00

Iowa- -3.5 $25.00

Kansas- +12 v WVU plus O60- $10.00

Kent State- +4 v National Guard- $1,000

Or Kent State 31 v OU- $25.00

Syracuse- 22.5 over UConn- $25.00

Ok State- -10.5 and Over 57.5- $10.00

USC- -8.5- $50.00

BYU- 3.5 v Baylor and under 53.5- $10.00

MSU- -11 v Arizona- $50.00

i went 4-5 on week 1.  0-3 on thursday & friday and then rebounded nicely from saturday on.  had lsu made that extra point, i'd have done even better (had over 50.5).

I'm watching the Texas/Alabama line and it looks like Vegas has Bama as the betting favorite. It's moved 7 points towards us even though we only have a quarter of the bets. Not good. 

I'm liking Wake Forest -8 and O59.5 at Vanderbilt.

Wake brings back 4 O-lineman, their QB, and a good chunk of skill guys from an offense that ranked Top 10 in the country in most overall stats.

Vandy made a little noise beating the shit out of Hawaii but I think we now see how awful and depleted that team really is.  Re- Hawaii, They got their asses handed to them this week by WKU and Vegas has Michigan as 51(!) point favorites over them this week. 

Back to Vandy- while returning a lot, they had one of the worst pass defenses in the country last season.  I suspect they'll be a little improved but they still let FCS Elon put up 31 points, including 333 yards through the air on 19/32 passing.  This Wake Forest offense should absolutely torch that defense if I had to guess.

 

EDIT 2-  wow, my nose was on the right scent.  I was referencing the lines I'd pulled this morning from ESPN.  Since then, It's gone from -8 to -12.5 and O59.5 to 66:

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I'm indifferent on this one now probably.

Edited by 40acredropout

Easy Money on UTSA -2 right now against Army

UCF -6 over Louisville and the under

Texas Tech -3 vs. Houston

North Carolina -7 over Georgia State

 

 

Yall think Iowa State makes it over the hump?

Ok so here’s what we decided on to bet for sure. 
 

UH- +150 money line over tech - 1 unit

Over 1.5 TD passes each, Stafford and Allen- +150- 1 unit

USC minus 8.5- 2 units -110

kansas state- teased down to -6.5 with the under teased up to 58- +220- 1 unit 

we are monitoring BYU to see if that line moves from 3.5 to under 3  we are monitoring a Florida v Kentucky to see if that line moves any as well (at 5.5  

Basically I want to bet the board because I’m a dumb action junky and my partner is a tight ass that wants to bet $2.00 a week on 1 game he feels absolutely certain about  

we are up 5.25 units for the year right now  

Those bets are all booked and monitored  

 

 

 

 

I love O68 on North Carolina v Ga State. Can’t get him to pull the trigger. I want to go 3 units on that. 
I like UCF and the under. I’d put a unit on that for sure. 

thinking about doing a friday night tease where i tease both of the favorites down.  feels like a winner to me.

9 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

thinking about doing a friday night tease where i tease both of the favorites down.  feels like a winner to me.

I like both the favorites on those lines. What’s the payout on just the likes as are on a 2 teamer? 
if you teased it how much would you tease and what would your new payout be? 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I love O68 on North Carolina v Ga State. Can’t get him to pull the trigger. I want to go 3 units on that. 
I like UCF and the under. I’d put a unit on that for sure. 

Are you in a gambling collective or something? 

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Are you in a gambling collective or something? 

No- just with a buddy. I can’t be trusted to run my own account or I would bet 29 games a week till I lost all my money. Also- I have had success in the past doing it this way. We pitch bets and only book the ones we both like. 
So far so good in week 1. 

I really really really like gambling. I don’t have a problem losing large amounts of money as I’m very strict about what I’m willing to put at risk, but I will keep going until it’s gone. 
It’s not like a gamblers anonymous thing in the making it’s more- I really like the score keeping and action involved in having something bet when watching games (or playing cards). 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I like both the favorites on those lines. What’s the payout on just the likes as are on a 2 teamer? 
if you teased it how much would you tease and what would your new payout be? 

typically they pay out at -120 and last i checked i'd get it at ucf -.5 and boise -10.5.

41 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

typically they pay out at -120 and last i checked i'd get it at ucf -.5 and boise -10.5.

I wouldn’t tease. We teased three times last week to make our bet tougher and up the payoff though so that’s weird. 

My partner wouldn’t let me bet it but my 10 team money line would have hit last week. Got a 9 Teamer this week at +510. Will post when I get back to office tomorrow. I don’t remember all of them for sure which is why I write shit down, bc I’m a big dummy. 

Aight, telling myself this is my final card:

  • Boise State -16.5 @ New Mexico 
  • Wake Forest-13 @ Vanderbilt
  • U56.5 Mizzou @ Kansas State
  • WVU -13 vs Kansas
  • U49 Wash St @ Wisconsin
  • O67 Tennessee @ Pit
  • U56.5 MTSU @ CS
  • U56 Akron @ Michigan State
  • Notre Dame -20 vs Marshall
  • U64 FIU @ Texas State
  • U46 BC @ VA Tech
  • BYU -3.5 vs Baylor

 

Edited by 40acredropout
added TXST/FIU and KSTATE/MIZZOU unders

16 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

Jumped on over 54 in the aggy app state game.

I like that one too. 

Put $25 down on Texas/App State ML parlay to win $2,022.  Yes.  2022.

Always Sunny Fx GIF

Edited by 40acredropout

5 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Put $25 down on Texas/App State ML parlay to win $2,022.  Yes.  2022.

Always Sunny Fx GIF

My man! 

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$100 on defensive or special teams TD for ALA/Texas. Was paying +160 on my book. 

I could see either of them for Alabama and I could see a special teams TD for Texas. 

what is the best offshore site for easy payouts for small timers (me).  Meaning $100-$200 payouts, preferably free or low fees such as $5-$20.  Which ones have Venmo for payout and do they require Venmo for deposit as well if payout by Venmo?

Need to put some $ on UT and App state.  Best online sites to bet CFB?

Thanks in advance.

can't remember which poster it was last year, but there's a local guy that you can use that does venmo. maybe he'll chime in.

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