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Jill Biden uses breakfast taco metaphor when talking about Mexicans

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1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

I don’t know how we made it this far without a barbacoa discussion 

The royalty of tacos.

 

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14 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

A bean and cheese taco for breakfast sounds horrible. 

do you realize that you just made the op not the dumbest fucking post in this thread?

and i genuinely thought that was impossible.

edit: formermav beat me to it.

Edited by sidis

My wife is from SA, too. Y'all both know your favorite spots are closed by two in the afternoon. Availability was the clearly stated point of my post, and that point stands.
I will also state that breakfast burritos are too much of a commitment, and discourage both focus and flexibility.

Why do I want a breakfast taco in the afternoon? By afternoon I’ve moved on to enchiladas, fajitas, or regular tacos. I don’t care if I can’t get a breakfast taco in the afternoon.
13 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

A bean and cheese taco for breakfast sounds horrible. 

 

15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

A bean and cheese taco for breakfast sounds horrible. 

screen name fits

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18 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

"If you were a breakfast taco, what kind of breakfast taco would you be" might be a more interesting thread...

 

I'd be something made with real lard. And I would come from a tiny taco concession inside a gas station.

2 minutes ago, Hate said:


Why do I want a breakfast taco in the afternoon? By afternoon I’ve moved on to enchiladas, fajitas, or regular tacos. I don’t care if I can’t get a breakfast taco in the afternoon.

It’s a weird critique for sure. But the lady in the truck down the street is open all day. 7-11 is breakfast tacos. Then it’s tortas, pastor, and charro beans

2 minutes ago, Hate said:


Why do I want a breakfast taco in the afternoon? By afternoon I’ve moved on to enchiladas, fajitas, or regular tacos. I don’t care if I can’t get a breakfast taco in the afternoon.

Yea that's a silly point to make, 4pm breakfast tacos mean we are the best!!!

18 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

A bean and cheese taco for breakfast sounds horrible. 

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19 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

"If you were a breakfast taco, what kind of breakfast taco would you be" might be a more interesting thread...

 

"If you were a breakfast taco, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"

34 minutes ago, Hate said:

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It takes a comment such as yours that is so egregiously wrong that I will actually come to the cesspool forum to post.  Also, as a SA native, I would have no issues being likened to a breakfast taco...specifically a carne guisada or bean and cheese. 

gringo question: is the only difference between a carne guisada breakfast taco and a carne guisada taco the time of day?

29 minutes ago, troph said:

, locked in a field, with a tongue up my nose, shit on my ass, flies all around, that's who I want to be like when I grow up!

 

Don't you kink shame me.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

gringo question: is the only difference between a carne guisada breakfast taco and a carne guisada taco the time of day?

You drink beer with the breakfast one.

I love a fajita (steak), egg, and cheese breakfast taco. It surprisingly under represented on restaurant menus so you have to custom order it, but it’s well worth it 

6 minutes ago, Hate said:


Why do I want a breakfast taco in the afternoon? By afternoon I’ve moved on to enchiladas, fajitas, or regular tacos. I don’t care if I can’t get a breakfast taco in the afternoon.

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Goddamn the snowflakes are melting over this?

A speechwriter attempts to (clumsily) celebrate the beauty of a universally loved staple created by a proud people, the first Lady reads the script, and dipshits of the world pretend to be offended?

These are the same people nodding their heads in unison with dotard's talk about "shithole countries. "

29 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

"If you were a breakfast taco, what kind of breakfast taco would you be" might be a more interesting thread...

 

 

 

egg, refried beans, chorizo, potato and cheese

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34 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

"If you were a breakfast taco, what kind of breakfast taco would you be" might be a more interesting thread...

 

I am barbacoa & Big Red.

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gringo question: is the only difference between a carne guisada breakfast taco and a carne guisada taco the time of day?

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Edit to add: traditionally if you order carne guisada in the morning it will be in breakfast taco form with no sides. If you order carne guisada in the afternoon or evening, you will get a plate with carne guisada, rice, beans, and tortillas to make your own tacos with.

This hits close to home because I made myself a breakfast taco this morning.

Bean, potato, bacon, egg, and cheese. Browned the tortilla a little bit in a skillet with some butter. 

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This hits close to home because I made myself a breakfast taco this morning.
Bean, potato, bacon, egg, and cheese. Browned the tortilla a little bit in a skillet with some butter. 

Just one? How many did your husband have?

Late to the party. Is this the misattributed and messed up quotes thread?

Good, because after this week of triple digit temps I am absolutely certain that Davy Crockett actually said "YOU MAY ALL GO TO HELL AND WE IN TEXAS WILL ENVY YOU."

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:


Just one? How many did your husband have?

I had already had a "healthy" breakfast, but my son came home from swim practice starving, so I made him two and said "fuck it, I'm having one too". If it makes you feel better, a whole second taco's worth of filling fell out of it, and I ate it with my fingers because I didn't feel like making another tortilla...because I'm even more lazy than I am fat. 

What in the aggy fuck is OP attempting here

I’m not ashamed to say that I can’t even estimate the number of times I’ve had a breakfast taco inside me. 
 

and barbacoa. (Or cochete as they call it on the menu at papalote)

As a Mexican, better to be likened to a breakfast taco than a murderer and rapist, no? 
 

Shitty thread is shitty

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Let's all congratulate OP for correctly posting this in the CR, as opposed to his usual practice of whining in the Daily Texan about liberals and wokeness. 

Way to go OP. Now we just gotta fix that carbon monoxide leak in your house 

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Way to go OP. Now we just gotta fix that carbon monoxide leak in your house 

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

Why not both but with some bacon added.

I am sure you are familiar with the Nando.

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That is so fucking awesome.

1 hour ago, F250 said:

I am barbacoa & Big Red.

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Avocado = Cali.  Fuck that.

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Let's all congratulate OP for correctly posting this in the CR, as opposed to his usual practice of whining in the Daily Texan about liberals and wokeness. 

Way to go OP. Now we just gotta fix that carbon monoxide leak in your house 

Also tried to make some stupid political point and brought us all together over our love of tacos instead 

 
Avocado = epic
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You fuckers cost me $1,000. I mean I knew you were a bunch of racist retards, but even I didn’t think you were such idiots. I’m taking the under on mouth breather morons moving forward.

2 hours ago, F250 said:

As a Latino and a San Antonian, I declare Jill's statement not offensive.

 

My ruling is final.

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I saw a couple of comments on it among friends this afternoon and was wondering, "WTF?"

Then I read what she said and truly wondered, "WTF?"

Then again, i tend to be pretty fucking blunt on shit like that, so my inner neanderthal is likely winning out.

Feels like very acute "gotcha politics" to me.  It's bullshit.

2 hours ago, troph said:

I love breakfast tacos, I would fuck one, marry one, have it's baby and ultimately that's because I want to be a breakfast taco because breakfast tacos bring happiness.

 

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6 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

You fuckers cost me $1,000. I mean I knew you were a bunch of racist retards, but even I didn’t think you were such idiots. I’m taking the under on mouth breather morons moving forward.

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33 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Amazing the anger that The Orientals isn’t en vogue. So many angry Klaninx.

What language is this

41 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

As a Mexican, better to be likened to a breakfast taco than a murderer and rapist, no? 
 

Shitty thread is shitty

Yeah but, hombre, some of them are decent, I assume.

11 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

You fuckers cost me $1,000. I mean I knew you were a bunch of racist retards, but even I didn’t think you were such idiots. I’m taking the under on mouth breather morons moving forward.

Ok Farva…

11 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

You fuckers cost me $1,000. I mean I knew you were a bunch of racist retards, but even I didn’t think you were such idiots. I’m taking the under on mouth breather morons moving forward.

Yea I bet the bigots are the people talking about tacos not the ones using words like “retard”

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