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Jill Biden uses breakfast taco metaphor when talking about Mexicans

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8 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

ever been to old town scottsdale?

Expand, I’m new here and I only go to Adalbertos and Cien Agaves.

21 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

No, Ricky was friends with Fitlump

That’s right. A hitby sock posted Ricky selfies from the gym and that brought fitlump to shaggy

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

even with the pineapple? 

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No pineapple, but onion and cilantro. 

32 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

No pineapple, but onion and cilantro. 

I eat pastor for breakfast regularly.  No pineapple. No eggs.  Its fucking glorious.

I once ate about 16 al pastor tacos in one day while in Tecoman, Mexico.  I probably drank that many Pacificos as well.

How the fuck is it al pastor w/o pineapple?

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11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How the fuck is it al pastor w/o pineapple?

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You don’t have to put the pineapple on the taco do you? I thought just park of the cook. 

14 minutes ago, Hate said:

I once ate about 16 al pastor tacos in one day while in Tecoman, Mexico.  I probably drank that many Pacificos as well.

Those little tacos like they have at Guero's? I love those little corn torts. That sounds like a good day, Hate.

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Those little tacos like they have at Guero's? I love those little corn torts. That sounds like a good day, Hate.

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Except they sell them right on the streets.  They have these trailers essentially with what is essentially a wok on it and they cook it up to order.  They build them with 2 tortillas, cebollas, cilantro, and salsa.  They also sell the good Coke out of a bottle with real sugar instead of the corn syrup. 

52 minutes ago, Hate said:

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Except they sell them right on the streets.  They have these trailers essentially with what is essentially a wok on it and they cook it up to order.  They build them with 2 tortillas, cebollas, cilantro, and salsa.  They also sell the good Coke out of a bottle with real sugar instead of the corn syrup. 

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1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

You don’t have to put the pineapple on the taco do you? I thought just park of the cook. 

I can count the number of times I've had an al pastor taco w/o pineapple garnish on zero hands.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

The comments there are just as bad as I expected them to be. Bible aggy indeed.

 

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Harrison Bergeron said:
I thought the Surgeon General would know to to pronounce bodega. Maybe the stupidest family ever to occupy the White House.
Forest Bueller_bf said:
Maybe is right.

No common sense in the lot of them. That's where real intelligence is to me.

Book learning? Any idiot can bunker down and get a degree.
I read the Surgeon General's dissertation about quantum physics. She's terrible at book learnin'. My left nut would beat her at an IQ test.
1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

How can I remove this thread from my participated threads??

You can check out anytime you like but...

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You can check out anytime you like but...

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4 hours ago, C-Man said:

The comments there are just as bad as I expected them to be. Bible aggy indeed.

 

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I guess I'll be banned soon:

Harrison Bergeron said:
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/07/12/jill-biden-apologizes-for-comparing-hispanic-people-to-breakfast-tacos-00045306

Surgeon General Dr. Jill Biden, PhD, called Hispanics tacos.
Damn, Harrison. I guess you didn't get the play you were expecting over at Surly Texas and came here to get some buy in.

Smart move. You are with your people.
6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You can check out anytime you like but...

we haven't had that spirit here since 1969

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Well, child rape never happens, so who could blame him?  

His number will come up with the J6 committee.  And it will be glorious. 

22 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

we haven't had that spirit here since 1969

 

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

The comments there are just as bad as I expected them to be. Bible aggy indeed.

 

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Someone is disgruntled.

 

 

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Harrison Bergeron
 
 
11:24p
 
In reply to Bullneck
 
Harrison Bergeron said:
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/07/12/jill-biden-apologizes-for-comparing-hispanic-people-to-breakfast-tacos-00045306

Surgeon General Dr. Jill Biden, PhD, called Hispanics tacos.
Bullneck said:
Damn, Harrison. I guess you didn't get the play you were expecting over at Surly Texas and came here to get some buy in.

Smart move. You are with your people.


Sweetheart ..: ****ing with the Texas Traineehy site is fun ... triggering the little fahghets and there single-digit IQs is sport for folks that actually have degrees from UT. The fat women and midget Mexican moderators are entertainment.

 

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Took me five minutes to figure out what trainnehy meant. It’s “tranny” … at least spell the slur correctly you closeted cocksuckers. And what is a fahghet? Fucking morons.

Let's just say he isn't a smart man. I usually don't like to give him shit because it feels like bullying a special needs kid.

 

Well, now I got this bitch in my sites. Immamac, you gonna let that shit stand? If so, just step aside, we can take care of it.
On 7/12/2022 at 4:08 PM, F250 said:

As a Latino and a San Antonian, I declare Jill's statement not offensive.

 

My ruling is final.

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*Latinx

8 hours ago, F250 said:

Someone is disgruntled.

 

 

 

If he’s still here by tomorrow, we done fucked up. @immamac

wait, nobody told me there were midgets. 

If Harrison Bergeron were a breakfast taco he'd be a 6 month old cold tortilla from the fridge topped with egg beaters and unwashed tripe.  That taco would then be cut into individual pieces spaced out around a pile of lettuce.

17 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wait, nobody told me there were midgets. 

Aren’t there always? We call them manlets or Hamms 

18 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wait, nobody told me there were midgets. 

I once saw Mexican Midget Mighty Morphin Power Rangers at a rodeo in Mexico.  They roped a calf instead of a bull. 

54 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wait, nobody told me there were midgets. 

Mental or physical?

 

38 minutes ago, Covri said:

If Harrison Bergeron were a breakfast taco he'd be a 6 month old cold tortilla from the fridge topped with egg beaters and unwashed tripe.  That taco would then be cut into individual pieces spaced out around a pile of lettuce.

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42 minutes ago, Covri said:

If Harrison Bergeron were a breakfast taco he'd be a 6 month old cold tortilla from the fridge topped with egg beaters and unwashed tripe.  That taco would then be cut into individual pieces spaced out around a pile of lettuce.

Egg beaters
John Cornyn's brisket
Pace salsa
NYT guacamole with peas

"The fat women and midget Mexican moderators are entertainment."
 
Yet another gotdam section of this website I don't have access to. The hell?

I only read the first page and this page, has anyone brought up that Dr Jill pronounced "bodegas" as "Bogatas" like the capital of Columbia? Maybe it's just me, but I thought it was hilarious. 

I only read the first page and this page, has anyone brought up that Dr Jill pronounced "bodegas" as "Bogatas" like the capital of Columbia? Maybe it's just me, but I thought it was hilarious. 

Are you talking about Bodegas, Columbia? I hear it’s nice this time of year.

Fill me in, where did the "surgeon general" thing come from? Is it one of their new adolescent code words like calling the president brandon?

We lost "betalab" bergeron? 

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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Fill me in, where did the "surgeon general" thing come from? Is it one of their new adolescent code words like calling the president brandon?

Prior to the election, Whoopi Goldberg didn't understand that "Dr. Jill Biden" referred to a PhD, not an MD, and so she suggested that should Joe Biden win, he should appoint Jill as Surgeon General.

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Prior to the election, Whoopi Goldberg didn't understand that "Dr. Jill Biden" referred to a PhD, not an MD, and so she suggested that should Joe Biden win, he should appoint Jill as Surgeon General.

And as well all know, that is somehow stupider than anything an actual elected Republican has said in the past 10 years.  By FAR.  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Egg beaters
John Cornyn's brisket
Pace salsa
NYT guacamole with peas

+ Hamm's ribs

Carne guisada taco for breakfast hitting today baby. 

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52 minutes ago, seven said:

I only read the first page and this page, has anyone brought up that Dr Jill pronounced "bodegas" as "Bogatas" like the capital of Columbia? Maybe it's just me, but I thought it was hilarious. 

As funny as you misspelling Colombia in this post?

19 hours ago, Anastasis said:

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Fuck that noise. Tex-Mex is no different than any other food style that shitty American chain restaurants and bland ass white people haven't also fucked up.  Seriously, name one. BBQ? LOL. Italian? Pfft. Mediterranean?  We can go on and on.

 

If tex mex has a bad reputation in your mind, it is because you eat and are exposed to shitty tex mex.   

I didn't say I agree with the reputation, but there are plenty of popular chains that call themselves Tex Mex that suck shit and a lot of white people love them. There's one in OKC called Teds that isn't good but super popular. I don't consider fajitas Tex-Mex necessarily, I think it's just as authentic and delicious a dish as anything that is labeled "authentic" Mexican. 

Gonna be a breakfast taco for lunch kinda day! 

1 hour ago, seven said:

I only read the first page and this page, has anyone brought up that Dr Jill pronounced "bodegas" as "Bogatas" like the capital of Columbia? Maybe it's just me, but I thought it was hilarious. 

 

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As funny as you misspelling Colombia in this post?

There is that, but I also found his misapplication of proper punctuation a bit humorous.

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