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Jill Biden uses breakfast taco metaphor when talking about Mexicans

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35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As funny as you misspelling Colombia in this post?

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Does anyone know why al pastor isn’t ever a breakfast taco option? Just think an egg, al pastor, and avocado breakfast taco would be incredible. Is it the cook time?
Oh Hai
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44 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

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get that calimex shit out of here

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Oh Hai
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I hate you right now.

16 hours ago, Hate said:

I once ate about 16 al pastor tacos in one day while in Tecoman, Mexico.  I probably drank that many Pacificos as well.

Once you settle into that plastic Coca Cola chair, there is no reason to be anywhere else.

Edited by RDCanecutter

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I didn't say I agree with the reputation, but there are plenty of popular chains that call themselves Tex Mex that suck shit and a lot of white people love them. There's one in OKC called Teds that isn't good but super popular. I don't consider fajitas Tex-Mex necessarily, I think it's just as authentic and delicious a dish as anything that is labeled "authentic" Mexican. 

Ted's works but agree there's better down south.  I have to count on Uncle Julio's for TexMex but there's plenty of good authentic Mexican taco joints in Chicago.  Most of them hole in the wall spots...how it should be.  Fuck, I'm hungry. 

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I have never made pastor (or carnitas) without making waaaaay more than my family can eat, for the purpose of using the leftovers in breakfast tacos for weeks.  

Challenge accepted.  

With a name like Ted's you've been forewarned that it might be as Hispanic as a Canadian.

7 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

With a name like Ted's you've been forewarned that it might be as Hispanic as a Canadian.

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Since this thread is completely derailed, am I wrong to hate people and restaurants that make enchiladas with flour tortillas?

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

Since this thread is completely derailed, am I wrong to hate people and restaurants that make enchiladas with flour tortillas?

Yes. They are barbarians and should be guillotined. 

7 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Since this thread is completely derailed, am I wrong to hate people and restaurants that make enchiladas with flour tortillas?

Those aren't enchiladas.  Those are tacos al carbon, at least that's what I always see on the menu.  They are pretty damn good with the enchilada sauce poured all over them too.

Don’t get me wrong, I prefer an enchilada made properly with a corn tortilla. BUT, if you fill up a flour tortilla with beef, chicken, or cheese and cover it with enchilada sauce I’m still going to eat it and it will still taste good.

Back to breakfast tacos. I love mixing leftover brisket with eggs and cheese to make a taco the morning after a bbq dinner 

14 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Since this thread is completely derailed, am I wrong to hate people and restaurants that make enchiladas with flour tortillas?

I make mine with these:
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Do you hate me?

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

I make mine with these:
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Do you hate me?

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I prefer flour to corn for pretty much everything, with the only real exception being enchiladas.  The corn and flour blend posted above also slap. 
 

obviously that doesn’t count things like chips or tostadas where the tortilla is fried crisp. 

Flour tortillas turn into a spongey mess of yankee bullshit. Corn or GTFO.

 

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Agree don't think I've ever had flour tortilla enchiladas 

I think I'm going to get some Taco Joint for breakfast tomorrow.  Steak and gouda ftw.

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Agree don't think I've ever had flour tortilla enchiladas 

Because those aren't enchiladas.  Someone got kicked off Top Chef Texas for this.

If they are "dry" then they are tacos al carbon.  If they have enchilada gravy on them, then they are enchiladas al carbon.  Those are usually only chicken or fajita meat options.  They are delicious.

I only do tacos al carbon with chile con queso on top. Never tried with any kind of enchilada gravy.

41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think I'm going to get some Taco Joint for breakfast tomorrow.  Steak and gouda ftw.

Because those aren't enchiladas.  Someone got kicked off Top Chef Texas for this.

I remember that episode lol

11 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

There is that, but I also found his misapplication of proper punctuation a bit humorous.

Give the kid,  a break he's only seven. 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

If they are "dry" then they are tacos al carbon.  If they have enchilada gravy on them, then they are enchiladas al carbon.  Those are usually only chicken or fajita meat options.  They are delicious.

Now explain the Las Palapas Macho burrito.

 

I was shocked to see Pati Jinich touring some Sonoran taco joint where they served those mixed flour/corn tortillas.  I mean, I'm not gonna eat them, they seem an abomination before God, but apparently there are some Mexican heathens out there.

Oh yeah, pics.  Mmmm, Pati:

Pati Jinich: Birthday, Shows, Movies & Awards | DIRECTV

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh yeah, pics.  Mmmm, Pati:

Pati Jinich: Birthday, Shows, Movies & Awards | DIRECTV

Con vigor.

You know she makes a hell of a sammich torta.

Now explain the Las Palapas Macho burrito.
 

You don’t explain it, you just eat it.

Made chorizo egg bean chz for breakfast and presented it to my 18 month old.

she goes “dada, taco!”

me:

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And in just over a decade, you will be an entirely different kind of emotional over an entirely different kind of beef burrito. Or taco. 

21 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As funny as you misspelling Colombia in this post?

Yes! 

Bean and egg perfection. Thank you Dr. Jill for putting breakfast tacos in my head this week.
 

 

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lol I love the way y’all have taken this low effort shitpost and commandeered it into a thread about delicious breakfast food.

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