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I have already picked out a ring so it is just a matter of when. Feels good to finally be done with the dating scene and POF and all that bullshit and settling down. Many times I never thought I would find someone to settle down with and I would forever just date and date. 

I welcome all the incoming fat jokes lol. 

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When does she get parole?

Congratulations.  I hope y'all have a long and happy life together.  Also, somehow Surly needs to send a wreath of dicks to this wedding reception.

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4 minutes ago, Hate said:

Congratulations.  I hope y'all have a long and happy life together.  Also, somehow Surly needs to send a wreath of dicks to this wedding reception.

Or at least talk about it.  Then do nothing.

I heard it almost set a DFW record. 

20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I have already picked out a ring so it is just a matter of when. Feels good to finally be done with the dating scene and POF and all that bullshit and settling down. Many times I never thought I would find someone to settle down with and I would forever just date and date. 

I welcome all the incoming fat jokes lol. 

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Pics of cholas still gonna be in this thread? 

Not from me. I am retired from that. Well at least from ones I personally know.

Cool another couple for my gf to compare us to. Fuck!!! Congrats though

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5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Cool another couple for my gf to compare us to. Fuck!!! Congrats though

Is she pressuring you to settle down?

It's almost sialy that some ring TikTok or Instagram page is sent to me.  

Your chick is cool though good job 

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End of an era. 

Happy for you my man. 

I’ll miss the underbelly of FB posters you exposed to the world. 

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17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

YOU MUST POST PHOTOS OF THE BRIDESMAIDS.

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Dude.  Don’t do it.  Stay true to yourself.  
 

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5 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Can I get your black book or at least your cloud password?

Just check any WW registry and you should be good.  

Congrats, Vic.  Maybe you should read the Divorce thread before actually pulling the trigger(pun intended).  

Just remember, there's never a good time to buy a car, buy a haus, or have a baby.

BTW, Congrats!

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is she pressuring you to settle down?

If she’s lying on top of him then yes.   He’s feeling a LOT of pressure. 

Congratulations Vic...

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Are we laying odds on whether or not Vic survives the bachelor party?

Congrats, Vic. Your hog huntin' days are over. Time to let some other young 'un carry the torch.

All of us better be invited to the wedding. Surly wedding! Puking rally and negging each other at the reception!

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

All of us better be invited to the wedding. Surly wedding! Puking rally and negging each other at the reception!

No kidding- can we crash this fucker’s wedding?   

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Vic?

 

Srsly, congratulations to you old friend,  and remember if things get rough or argumentative...they've got all the puusy.

14 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Vic?

 

Srsly, congratulations to you old friend,  and remember if things get rough or argumentative...they've got all the puusy.

All the pussy and half the money. 

5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

All the pussy and half the money. 

Eggzactly!!

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5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Are we laying odds on whether or not Vic survives the bachelor party?

Congrats, Vic. Your hog huntin' days are over. Time to let some other young 'un carry the torch.

I haven't even thought of this aspect on where to have my bachelor party. Or what to do. 

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3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Condolences 

She isn't a stripper, though lol

14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I haven't even thought of this aspect on where to have my bachelor party. Or what to do. 

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I haven't even thought of this aspect on where to have my bachelor party. Or what to do. 

Whatever it is, there’s surely gonna be a candy bowl of viagra and valtrex available.
I haven't even thought of this aspect on where to have my bachelor party. Or what to do. 

If you say Deep Ellum or Legacy at Plano then you’re doomed. Need to invite the DFW shag contingent.
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18 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


If you say Deep Ellum or Legacy at Plano then you’re doomed. Need to invite the DFW shag contingent.

For sure!

And nah, Legacy Plano is not really my scene at all.

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