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3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Girl in pink next to Cross showing a little more than she probably wanted to cheering for the pick

Saw that too. That's a completely fucked up place to put a camera. 

 

2 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Saw that too. That's a completely fucked up place to put a camera. 

 

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So i missed Carl Crawford getting a dumbass "Crawford's" face tat



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Rocker is supposedly signing under slot by at least 2M.

If you are cool with his medicals now, post his shoulder cleanup, then taking him at that discount is probably better than the other SP options in the top of the 1st round.

 

More curious if Texas didn't trust any of the HS bats after the top 2 or decided that the being able to offer someone 2.5 in the 4th round was better value than just picking chalk.

 

With both picks 1 & 2 being rumored to be getting over 8M, Texas is going to be one of the few teams that will be able to moneywhip kids that slide.

Lol @ Oakland stockpiling Catchers

Susac to go along with Langeliers and Soderstrom

21 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So i missed Carl Crawford getting a dumbass "Crawford's" face tat



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Dude in a padres jersey had a Texas hat on. Which one of you fuckers was that

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39 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

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Not an ugly girlfriend -- doesn't lack confidence.

Edited by Beau Vine

First piece of advice for all these kids

Drop your hoe

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

First piece of advice for all these kids

Drop your hoe

2nd - Get your tubes tied

3rd - Don’t let your family help you as your financial advisor… 

That's like the third Vanderbilt commit drafted, but they probably expected them all to not really come

The MLB network crew brought up that this kid didn't pitch in his HS playoffs but he gave a good reason why. Then they didn't tell us the reason.

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Astros got the douche bag. 

Fitting 

3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Astros got the douche bag. 

Vitello talking about what a great guy he is.....didn't show that in games I saw him play. 

Would love to be at the game the first time someone plunks him in the minors.

This Isaac kid is 18? Gtfo.

Rays just drafted a 35 yr old

18 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Astros got the douche bag. 

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22 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Astros got the douche bag. 

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50 minutes ago, Scraps said:

First piece of advice for all these kids

Drop your hoe

 100% this. Chicks are a dime a dozen for these guys. 
 

also, what Lax said, find a very good financial advising team

Googled spencer jones and thought “damn that fucker is already 27”.  Different baseball-playing Spencer jones. Get used to this one shitting in your mouth in 4 years. 6-7 with elite exit velo. Fuck yeah. 

Edited by Helobious

It really says something about MLBN's interest in this that, after the 1st round they dropped off Harold, who has literally seen none of these guys ever before, and replaced him with Callis, who makes his living following amateur baseball.  

Coffey just pick by the Red Sox.  Our first commit to be picked. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Coffey just pick by the Red Sox.  Our first commit to be picked. 

Is he projected to move to another position? Cause they’ve drafted a lot of short stops recently 

Just now, OB3 said:

Is he projected to move to another position? Cause they’ve drafted a lot of short stops recently 

Not sure

Ivan picked by Arizona

Just now, Horny Bull said:

And there’s Melendez.

Im going to admit, I didnt see his going in the 40s.

 

Good for you kid!

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

And there’s Melendez.

 

huge day for the Dbacks, good for him !

5 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Is he projected to move to another position? Cause they’ve drafted a lot of short stops recently 

Mlb . Com on their write up of him 

 

Fairly athletic and physical, Coffey plays shortstop for his high school team now, though few believe he can stay there at the next level. He could move to third, where his arm -- which fires 94-mph fastballs from the mound -- would play well, or he could be an offensive-minded second baseman with fringy speed. 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

huge day for the Dbacks

Yeah, Druw & ol’ Titanic has to be pretty fun for whatever Dbacks message boards exist. 

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Not a surprise but OU is losing Horton and Bennett. 

Skip will just reload

I’m amazed that former ballplayers 1) acquired the technology to clone themselves and 2) successfully passed them off as their sons for 18 years. 
 

I for one welcome our new competitive  baseball dad overlords. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Skip will just reload

Are you sure? 

This was his only good year in 5 seasons at OU.  

59 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

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Yes, he's a blatant ripoff of the Philly Phanatic.  Firing Orbit is the first thing I'll do if I ever buy the Astros.

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Full disclosure: I'm the current president of the He-Man Orbit Haters Club.

There were lots of rumors the Royals liked Bolte and might take him at 49. He's probably still gone but maybe a glimpse of hope. 

11 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Yes, he's a blatant ripoff of the Philly Phanatic.  Firing Orbit is the first thing I'll do if I ever buy the Astros.

So nothing will happen

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

huge day for the Dbacks, good for him !

I pity anyone who becomes a DBack fan because of this, because I've been there, and it sucked.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So Arizona’s AA team is in Amarillo 

That’s only 400+ miles from El Paso!

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