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I tell you what I’d do. I’d put a silencer on a .22 pistol and then take my grandma out for a walk in that neighborhood. Dogs charge, I shoot them to protect my grandma’s life, problem solved.  Peace restored at no one’s expense.  Highly doubt the neighbors are going to turn me in for killing stray pit bulls. 
And if my aim is off, I may not be able to outrun seven dogs, but I know that I can outrun my grandma. 

.22 against a pit is a bold strategy. 

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

.22 against a pit is a bold strategy. 

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I’m a good shot. 

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Doreenave13 HRS AGO

My fiance was the man attacked on the 15th. They were the same dogs. Their property attaches from doreen to teakwood (I believe that is the name of the street)

Calls and police reports were made. These same dogs also killed our neighbor's tiny dog on the 14th.

My fiance had to have multiple stitches, is still currently on antibiotics, and still in pain.

When animal control came to find the dogs, they lied and claimed that they only had 2. They put them into their front yard, instead of the back where my fiance was attacked, which lead to this innocent man being mauled to death.

I do not blame animal control or the police. I blame the owners. Their dogs have been an issue for a long time and I have lived next to them for over 4 years.

 

14 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I tell you what I’d do. I’d put a silencer on a .22 pistol and then take my grandma out for a walk in that neighborhood. Dogs charge, I shoot them to protect my grandma’s life, problem solved.  Peace restored at no one’s expense.  Highly doubt the neighbors are going to turn me in for killing stray pit bulls. 
And if my aim is off, I may not be able to outrun seven dogs, but I know that I can outrun my grandma. 

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

That’s what her brand new massive life insurance policy is for.

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

That’s what her brand new massive life insurance policy is for.

 

37 minutes ago, Deej said:

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

Only need 2 shots to kill the owners

Sic Kevin on them.  

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

This would be an AR-15 permit application I'd approve.

I got bit by a pitbull a few years ago. 0/10 would not recommend. Fuck those dogs

I feel like that article goes out of its way to mention that the dogs have not been euthanized yet or even will be. Thats wild.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

Surly posters are all ex SF, Bruh.

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Surly posters are all ex SF, Bruh.

 

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13 hours ago, Deej said:

 

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS LEFT HAND???

Edit: I think that's just a shadow and not a bulbous thumb and fucked up thumbnail. 

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3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS LEFT HAND???

Edit: I think that's just a shadow and not a bulbous thumb and fucked up thumbnail. 

Looks like those breaded and fried crab claws they serve at Chinese restaurants.

12 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I'm dumb but is that pretzel on his belt intentional?

I believe those are zip ties, and the curl/pretzel is likely intentional so they stay secured to his belt but are available for relatively easy access/use.   Or it could be his mid-morning snack as he obviously needs to feed every 45 minutes.

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35 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I believe those are zip ties, and the curl/pretzel is likely intentional so they stay secured to his belt but are available for relatively easy access/use.   Or it could be his mid-morning snack as he obviously needs to feed every 45 minutes.

season 7 eating GIF

18 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I tell you what I’d do. I’d put a silencer on a .22 pistol and then take my grandma out for a walk in that neighborhood. Dogs charge, I shoot them to protect my grandma’s life, problem solved.  Peace restored at no one’s expense.  Highly doubt the neighbors are going to turn me in for killing stray pit bulls. 
And if my aim is off, I may not be able to outrun seven dogs, but I know that I can outrun my grandma. 

Do you even need a silencer for a .22?

21 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Antifreeze + hamburger meat

or....fill a hot dog/can of dog food/wtfever a dog will eat with an asston of the cheapest aspirin you get.  Works on cats too.

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