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5 minutes ago, RabidM said:

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Malik agrees. Fuck them brakes

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

This man refers to himself as the alpha male of cornerbacks. 

I will allow it.  

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

This man refers to himself as the alpha male of cornerbacks. Get on board or get run over.  

He looks like he’s riding the cart into H-E-B 

48 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Chickpeas

You know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Eric: “if you go into the Oklahoma game with 1 loss or who knows maybe even undefeated.”

Hollllyyyy shit Nahlin. 
 

Happy Half Baked GIF

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Hilarious to hear him compare Malik to Curtis Brown right as a highlight showing Malik actually catching a punt comes on. He’s already better than Curtis.

I really only click the commit threads for the T&A. Thanks for not disappointing.

What a great get. Cannot overstate the significance of defensive talent of this quality. Come on elite D line and backers. Malik has your back, let's fuck some shit up. Get in on the next era of dominant Longhorn football.

On 7/20/2022 at 9:43 PM, OB3 said:

Malik agrees. Fuck them brakes

That baseball jacket should be the unanimous #1 ranked recruiter on 247.  Loving what Marion, Flood, Choice and the others are doing, but that jacket is a closer.

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Can’t lose at tech and look like shit defensively and not expect these guys won’t start looking around. Fire PK now. 

Someone needs to tell Phatterson to put down the guitar and pickup the headset so he can start calling the defense.

Our best bet is A&M losses a few games between now and then, that game has no luster and Ole Miss fucks them up!! 
 

 

He's been planning to take these visits the whole time. It's a bidding war.

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

Our best bet is A&M losses a few games between now and then, that game has no luster and Ole Miss fucks them up!! 
 

 

Yes but not for the reasons you are implying.  They lose a few more games Jimbo may not have the money in the coffers it will take to flip him.

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

Our best bet is A&M losses a few games between now and then, that game has no luster and Ole Miss fucks them up!! 
 

 

Ap State was a big win.  Wait

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

He's been planning to take these visits the whole time. It's a bidding war.

Yep. He said his dad is talking to A&M and Alabama about what they offer in terms of NIL.

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

Yes but not for the reasons you are implying.  They lose a few more games Jimbo may not have the money in the coffers it will take to flip him.

That to 

3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can’t lose at tech and look like shit defensively and not expect these guys won’t start looking around. Fire PK now. 

 

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Someone needs to tell Phatterson to put down the guitar and pickup the headset so he can start calling the defense.

 

2 hours ago, D3zii said:

Our best bet is A&M losses a few games between now and then, that game has no luster and Ole Miss fucks them up!! 
 

 

You guys thinking this is still about wins and losses is so cute.

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

 

 

You guys thinking this is still about wins and losses is so cute.

Scratch this kid’s name off the ‘23 roster. He gone. 
But, get that bad ass mutherfucking script Texas jacket back before he takes the aggy chee$e…

3 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Every on-season we lose more recruits than we gain. Fuck the on-season! 

`We'd be a  pretty fucking good team if we didn't have to play games.

6 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

 

 

You guys thinking this is still about wins and losses is so cute.

It’s also about developing for the NFL, and playing winning football is a sign that a team develops talent. So, in that way, it is about wins and losses. 

7 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

It’s also about developing for the NFL, and playing winning football is a sign that a team develops talent. So, in that way, it is about wins and losses. 

Aggys winning football

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Aggys winning football

My comment was more about hs kids’ minds than a particular recruit and his dad asking around about ”NIL.” CF was probably right about MM specifically. 

6 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

My comment was more about hs kids’ minds than a particular recruit and his dad asking around about ”NIL.” CF was probably right about MM specifically. 

Dad asking about NIL is dad asking " wheres mine?"

14 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

 

 

You guys thinking this is still about wins and losses is so cute.

I mean it is when it all boils down to it. . You think BMD are more likely to donate to a winning or losing team?

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