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Fuck it, I love Chris Pine. I hope it’s decent and has loads of classic D&D monsters. 
 

 

I'm optimistic, this looks fun as hell.  Certainly better than the one that came out 20 years ago.

The Chris Pine coolness factor will be negated by the 100% pure suck of Michelle Rodriguez.

"here's the thing"

/my brain thinks i'm about to be sold a bmw

Looks like a knockoff of Vox Machina. 

Looks pretty good to me.  A lot of fan service in the trailer.

It does look good. But some of that fan service looks like a ripoff of Vox Machina. Not that there aren’t other influences. 

38 minutes ago, Apep said:

It does look good. But some of that fan service looks like a ripoff of Vox Machina. Not that there aren’t other influences. 

yeah but it's not like 90% of people will realize that.

So is Chris Pine like a serial rapist or something? He was great in Bottle Shock, Star Trek and Hell or High Water, but he gets mostly shit roles. Dungeons & Dragons? Barf. 

Can somebody explain this to me?

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Looks pretty good to me.  A lot of fan service in the trailer.

Gelatinous cube sighting
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So is Chris Pine like a serial rapist or something? He was great in Bottle Shock, Star Trek and Hell or High Water, but he gets mostly shit roles. Dungeons & Dragons? Barf. 
Can somebody explain this to me?

Shitty agent? I doubt he thought the second WW would bomb though.

He has a new Star Trek coming out next year too.

even if WW didn't bomb, it's still a really mediocre role. I just don't get it.

30 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

He has a new Star Trek coming out next year too.

I really doubt that. I'm not sure there's even a script to film much less all the other production stuff that needs to happen beforehand. No one knows anything about it, including the actors.

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I was just going by what’s in IMDB. 🤷‍♂️ 

The Mage needs to demand to cast FIREBALL over and over.

Lightning bolt, but whatever…
10 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

He has a new Star Trek coming out next year too.

God I hope not.  

32 minutes ago, Parliament said:

God I hope not.  

Yep. Star Trek Beyond was worse than Nemesis, IDGAF what the critics say. 

Anyone that watched the "Brawndo Presents: Xtreme Kirk Motocross Jumping" scene and said "Hell Yeah Mothur Furker!" needs to move to oklahoma.

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Yeah but the first two were lots of fun. Here’s hoping for a return to that.

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Yeah but the first two were lots of fun. Here’s hoping for a return to that.

The big problem is the 3 radical concepts they established in "Darkness", which Starfleet evidently mindwiped from everyone involved right after the credits rolled.

 

 

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Yeah I don’t care. If they are fun stories with a little fan service I’m in. I was never overly invested in Star Trek canon or whatever.

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There’s no risk in rolling the dice here; Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is as fun as playing the game itself.



I hate critics.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Matches your mom’s wizard sleeve

we are going on Sat.  about the only movies we go see in the theater are the Marvel/super hero movies so this seems to be in the same wheelhouse.  took no arm twisting to get the wife on board.  tween daughter may be a different story, but she doesn't know yet

14 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Continue Season 9 GIF by The Office

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That's a meme I've not heard in a long time

3 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

we are going on Sat.  about the only movies we go see in the theater are the Marvel/super hero movies so this seems to be in the same wheelhouse.  took no arm twisting to get the wife on board.  tween daughter may be a different story, but she doesn't know yet

Is she gay? She may already have a crush on Michelle Rodriguez.

15 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

saw it today.   Never actually played a minute of D&D, but really liked  the movie. 

good humor mixed around a decent amount of action, along with a good pace on the movie. 

solid 8 in my book.   

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Soooooo.... It's a medieval dragon fest fantasy world movie sharing a name with a game for dorks?

 

I hope there's secks! 

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went on Saturday.  whole fam enjoyed.  not as many easter eggs as i thought there might be but there was a nice h/t to the old cartoon (see my post in this thread from late July) that was funny.  not many people in the 1pm showing but it looks like it's doing better than expected for the box office take. 

I gave it a solid meh but I don’t know shit about D&D. 

I thought it was a fun movie. It had good pacing and the story was easy to follow. Movies like this are enjoyable because of the suspension of disbelief aspect. It takes you into a fantasy world and gets your mind out of your own life for a couple of hours. I think that’s important and we all need some good breaks from reality regularly. If they do another D&D film I’d gladly watch it.

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Fun enough, good not great. Some fun cameos. Lots of fan service.

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