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#5107

Scary sequence there. Pereira played himself into the farthest spot on the field from our end and then played it straight to an opponent as he fell out of bounds. 

#5111
9 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Would really like us to move Ring back and bench Perreira if Rigoni is good. 

I'd like to plant a pound of cocaine under Pereira's car and call the DPS. 

#5116
Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

Fagundez just putting on a clinic and Seb misses a header wide to the near post. Can't believe he missed that even with the defender on him. 

That's a very difficult finish. 

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

NO MAMES!!!

Guey?

#5118

We were easily the better team in that half. Shit happens. Let's try it again. 

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#5119
11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We were easily the better team in that half. Shit happens. Let's try it again. 

From my uneducated, passive soccer fan perspective, Portland has had the height advantage on about every single header, making most of the long passes add up to nothing. At the same time, Fagundez might be the shortest guy out there but his footwork was stunning on that one attack.

#5121
3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We need to get one in here soon or this is going to be 1 point at most. 

It’s coming. R e l a x 

#5123
Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

It’s coming. R e l a x 

Nah this game gonna kill me. 

#5126

Get off the pitch Asprilla. So much embarrassing CONCACAF bullshit in this league. What a loser.

#5138
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This is probably over. Breaking Rigoni in here is silly. 

Hate being right. Better luck next time. 

#5140

Some of this has been unlucky. Lots of posts hit. 

there we go Driussi. Let’s do this, verde!

#5148

Now would be a great time for a quick counter. 

what the fuck are our two fullbacks doing? They are MIA in the fucking box. 

#5149

I have no idea why and when coaches sub and don't sub.  Two defenders?  I get Jimenez is back and all, and we need depth at outside back, but seems like you put Wolff in.....

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