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#5201
10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

At least we aren't dressed like these fucking clowns that think they're Barca or some shit. 

those are Spain international kit. 

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#5206

That place is nooooot full. Someone needs to light that shit up with a worldie.

#5208

Yeah

We just have transition forward or in defense.  
Secure the back (not sure this is possible with our group) and counter the counter-attackers.  The game will open up if we could grab one.  Then we can play the way we want.   If they do first, I think we are likely to give up a couple.

 

#5209

Hey has Rigoni done fucking anything since he got here? Because when we announced that signing I thought it was a really stupid DP move considering our needs.

#5213
Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Well

He finally heard you.

I have nothing against him. I'm sure he's fine. It was a dumb signing. 

Listos. Smash and grab this one. 

#5216
31 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Someone needs to light that shit up with a worldie.

Did I fucking stutter?

#5218
Just now, RamjetFDO said:

On replay, the assist from Diego was sublime.

(that was the worldie part)

#5219
(that was the worldie part)
Etymology
world +‎ -ie, from world-class.

Noun
worldie (plural worldies)

(UK, slang) Anything particularly excellent of its kind, especially a goal in sports or a beautiful woman.


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Well. There you go.
#5220

God Dammit Cascante

Ball is bouncing high and you flick the ball behind you to the middle of the field instead of out wide with the ball in front of you.  He actually has moments where his head isn’t up his ass, but his fuck ups are just so stupid.

#5221
3 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Etymology
world +‎ -ie, from world-class.

Noun
worldie (plural worldies)

(UK, slang) Anything particularly excellent of its kind, especially a goal in sports or a beautiful woman.


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Well. There you go.

Worldie for a goal - for me - means it's a world-class play. i.e. a play that would stand up in any competition in the world. That pass was as good as you're going to see anywhere. 

3 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

God Dammit Cascante

Ball is bouncing high and you flick the ball behind you to the middle of the field instead of out wide with the ball in front of you.  He actually has moments where his head isn’t up his ass, but his fuck ups are just so stupid.

Just keep it 1-0 I don't give a shit. Snag 3 here, boys. 

#5225
Just now, ztejas said:

Maybe play Djitte more? 

I fucking commented this before he put in the 2nd. 

So, yeah - play him more. 

#5228
Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Finlay’s volley was sick too.  Almost a Golazo. 

I mean bully for Finlay but that shit wasn't close. 

#5233

Bruh the run from Gabrielsen... the flick from Driussi... give them a joint fucking MVP. Holy shit. 

#5235

Give the game ball to Josh Wolff. Team has been sucking shit through a straw lately but he's nudged us back into form. I've talked a lot of shit but that's what I'm going to do as a fan. He can suck my dick if he doesn't like it. He's done a good job this season. Just have to try and get hot at the right time and see what we can do. 

Listos, cocksuckers. 

#5238

I can't tell what people give a shit about in this league. Does no one care about the shield?

Shield is an automatic Champions League spot. 

I think it will even out once global soccer becomes a bigger reality. 

MLS cup is fucking stupid. Anyone can win that shit. 

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#5239
24 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Verde!!! X3

Give the Moose a hat!

But if you give a Moose a hat, he's gonna want a glass of milk to go with it.  Oh wait, that's my daughter's bedtime story.  Well done ATX!  Keep ahead of Dallas and let's make some noise next month!   

#5240
I can't tell what people give a shit about in this league. Does no one care about the shield?
Shield is an automatic Champions League spot. 
I think it will even out once global soccer becomes a bigger reality. 
MLS cup is fucking stupid. Anyone can win that shit. 
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#5241
31 minutes ago, Fuga said:

Is that the first hat trick for AFC?

Fuckin' A!

Thought so, have watched all but a few matches. But I'm old and feeble and Can'tRememberShit.

#5244
25 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

a 30 minute hat trick no less

20 minutes.  Came on at 58, scored around 60, 76, and 79.  It was quite impressive.

#5246

good to get a goal bunch like that.  hopefully it helps loosen them up.

however, the back right is really becoming a problem.  we were very fortunate that we did not give up a few goals back there thanks to lima and cascante.  lima looked way too nonchalant back there on some contested balls and ended up giving them away a few times.  those two really need to get their shit together.  honextly, gabrielsen is the only defender i'm feeling particularly good about right now.

#5247

Just FYI, I just got pics from a COTA security guard that show the Austin Bold 'stadium' (lol) is being dismantled and is almost gone. Too bad. So sad. Poor, poor Bobby.

#5248
6 minutes ago, wood said:

Just FYI, I just got pics from a COTA security guard that show the Austin Bold 'stadium' (lol) is being dismantled and is almost gone. Too bad. So sad. Poor, poor Bobby.

Doesn't (didn't?) the rugby team play there? The one time I have been to that stadium was for that.

 

#5249
6 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

Doesn't (didn't?) the rugby team play there? The one time I have been to that stadium was for that.

 

They did this year, but I always had the feeling that was just a temporary solution for them. Guess it was. Wonder where they'll go now. And yeah, the only match I've been to at that stadium was this year for rugby, with free tickets. Not paying Bobby for that shit. Fuck that asshole.

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#5250
49 minutes ago, sidis said:

good to get a goal bunch like that.  hopefully it helps loosen them up.

however, the back right is really becoming a problem.  we were very fortunate that we did not give up a few goals back there thanks to lima and cascante.  lima looked way too nonchalant back there on some contested balls and ended up giving them away a few times.  those two really need to get their shit together.  honextly, gabrielsen is the only defender i'm feeling particularly good about right now.

Lima was shitty. Whatever. It's MLS. Does anyone have 4 good backs?

Just keep scoring. 

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