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#5501
Could only see from the broadcast but it they showed a lot of the uppers just not giving a shit. 
Second place Austin FC beat seventh place Real Salt Lake at home, after extratime and penalties, while playing with a man advantage for 68 minutes. 
Yall enjoy. Hope FC Dallas handles business tomorrow night 
Now do we come blow up the FC Dallas thread talking a bunch of trash?
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#5502

Chill girl,  is 3 or so posts in a couple of months "blowing up" your thread? Stop being soft. Enjoy the win and cheer for Minnesota tomorrow it makes the playoffs fun 

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#5503

this moron is talking shit about austin fans when frisco sells 17% of their dinky little ramekin stadium lol

#5504
3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Chill girl,  is 3 or so posts in a couple of months "blowing up" your thread? Stop being soft. Enjoy the win and cheer for Minnesota tomorrow it makes the playoffs fun 

not sure who i'd rather play...minnesota handled us pretty easily last time out.  two draws against dallas and a split series with minnesota.  tough call.

#5505
2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

this moron is talking shit about austin fans when frisco sells 17% of their dinky little ramekin stadium lol

Stadium talk is so cool, man you are right one of the original MLS teams stadiums is shit, we know this.  Worry about the results on the field cocksucker

#5506
31 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Could only see from the broadcast but it they showed a lot of the uppers just not giving a shit. 

Second place Austin FC beat seventh place Real Salt Lake at home, after extratime and penalties, while playing with a man advantage for 68 minutes. 

Yall enjoy. Hope FC Dallas handles business tomorrow night 

Should have beaten them 6-1. Just a weird, flukey sort of game.

#5507
Chill girl,  is 3 or so posts in a couple of months "blowing up" your thread? Stop being soft. Enjoy the win and cheer for Minnesota tomorrow it makes the playoffs fun 
I was subtlety pointing out the lack an FC Dallas thread because no one gives a shit.

I like the trash talk. Carry on.
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#5508
7 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Stadium talk is so cool, man you are right one of the original MLS teams stadiums is shit, we know this.  Worry about the results on the field cocksucker

its not the only part of frisco fc that sucks, just an easy point of emphasis. your 9 sucks too and here's to austin fc putting that culo on the turf so berhalter chooses a real striker without two left feet and a 16 inch hair-do that puts him just above 5'3". fuck frisco.

#5509

Jesus Christ more of this dumb Frisco stuf. Enjoy bud hope you feel better. Sorry you weren't in 1996 through the early 2000s when shitty decisions had to be made for the league to survive. 

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#5510
17 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

its not the only part of frisco fc that sucks, just an easy point of emphasis. your 9 sucks too and here's to austin fc putting that culo on the turf so berhalter chooses a real striker without two left feet and a 16 inch hair-do that puts him just above 5'3". fuck frisco.

When does berhalter play or coach in these games against each other lol. 

#5511
22 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I was subtlety pointing out the lack an FC Dallas thread because no one gives a shit.

I like the trash talk. Carry on.

All good. Shag had very few of us weirdos that cared about MLS before Austin happened. Apologies for shit talking and really gonna regret it tomorrow if FC Dallas doesn't win but I'm pretty confident

#5518

Time to break out the best chant

 

FUCK DALLAS FUCK FRISCO

WHOA OH

FUCK THE HOUSTON DYNAMO

WHOA OH

WE RUN THIS STATE WE RUN THIS SHOW

AUSTIN FC HERE WE GO

#5520

You know it 

14 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

Time to break out the best chant

 

FUCK DALLAS FUCK FRISCO

WHOA OH

FUCK THE HOUSTON DYNAMO

WHOA OH

WE RUN THIS STATE WE RUN THIS SHOW

AUSTIN FC HERE WE GO

This is some corny shit 

#5521
15 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

Time to break out the best chant

 

FUCK DALLAS FUCK FRISCO

WHOA OH

FUCK THE HOUSTON DYNAMO

WHOA OH

WE RUN THIS STATE WE RUN THIS SHOW

AUSTIN FC HERE WE GO

i think you are about to get sued by daylon mack's dad.

#5523

No vuvuzela here lol. We are working on what we can bring though. Earlier this year we had clearance from Austin FO for some things but security wouldn't let them in until FO members escorted us in.. Trying to avoid that shit this time 

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#5525
On 10/16/2022 at 11:08 PM, Updawg said:

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#HerpesUntilDeath


Most fan bases don’t broadcast their STD status at their home games, but Austin FC fans own it!

#5527

Welp security call with Austin went well. They are banning all instruments for us and trying to say it's an MLS call but that's false. Scared pussies 

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#5529

shoulda finished 2nd with all those mid usmnt spare parts and you wouldn't be crying about leaving your noisemakers at home. use your hands, troncos. 

#5530
23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That sucks.  They allowed them last week with RSL, no?  Is it an ESPN call?  

No it is an Austin FO call since last time our small was loud they are scared. Hey @Bottlecap come say hi Sunday before the game

#5531
10 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

No it is an Austin FO call since last time our small was loud they are scared. Hey @Bottlecap come say hi Sunday before the game

FC Dallas crew was loud during the last game at Q2.  We sit a couple sections away and Dallas was the loudest group of opposing supporters so far - the did have instruments then.

#5532
1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Welp security call with Austin went well. They are banning all instruments for us and trying to say it's an MLS call but that's false. Scared pussies 

 

59 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That sucks.  They allowed them last week with RSL, no?  Is it an ESPN call?  

 

34 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

No it is an Austin FO call since last time our small was loud they are scared. Hey @Bottlecap come say hi Sunday before the game

Austin has long been a city of pussies. 

Our USMNT & former USMNT studs, plus Becky G*, are going to stop mud holes in hearts. 
 

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#5533

Yes we never had an issue bringing instruments to any away game, obviously a smaller amount but never been a problem for any SGs. We were too loud last time and Austin is soft, just another day

#5535
2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Yes we never had an issue bringing instruments to any away game, obviously a smaller amount but never been a problem for any SGs. We were too loud last time and Austin is soft, just another day

Perhaps you are being fucked with and the Austin crew you are dealing with finds it humorous.  I do.  

“Ban their instruments.  Don’t give a reason. Blame MLS. Watch the internet and sip on some sotol while Dallas fans whine.” 

Think of it like UT putting the opposing band in upper deck.  
 

 

#5542
38 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Why are the other semifinals tonight as opposed to Saturday? The winners of today's games will have three more days of rest than Sunday's winners.

Because MLS. 

#5543
1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

Because MLS. 

I don't think the 1v5 and 1v4 conference semi-final MLS games were going to get on a national channel on Saturday during football season.

#5544
49 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I don't think the 1v5 and 1v4 conference semi-final MLS games were going to get on a national channel on Saturday during football season.

Yea it's not a new problem 

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