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    Right after the game I had to go take a piss so I didn't burst once we got on the train.  Walking against the grain of the crowd coming towards me and I notice Claudio Reyna, in a suit, a phone to his

  • So my boy got invited to assessments for the Austin FC Academy.  Three rounds of attrition with each assessment and then a scrimmage if I understand correctly.  Pretty stoked for him.  Managing his ex

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    That. Was fucking. NUTS. Wildly frustrated that we couldn’t put more than one in with a man advantage, but my frustration didn’t appear to help them. My wife had a conflict, so I took one of my olde

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lol “first major trophy in Tennessee professional sports” is brutal

That dipshit ref should never be in charge of a game like that again. 

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Amazing to see that cup awarded off that nonsense call. 

Somehow feels right for the US Open

 

Ugly night with a shit ton of chances. On the playoffs next 

Sucks to lose that, and the ref having such a poor showing.

Soft penalty given for them, shitty penalty taken by us.

Who knows if we’ll ever have a chance like that again.

Son of a bitch. Played like ourselves for too long. Always reactive, no real creativity. Just hope Bukari or Uzuni gets behind the defense And can outrun them. And the amount of fucking passing between the back line ...

Do we have the worst penalty conversion rate in history? I swear we only make 20% of penalties. I never expect one to find the back of the net.

Do we have the worst penalty conversion rate in history? I swear we only make 20% of penalties. I never expect one to find the back of the net.

When Uzuni is shooting them, we have a shitty conversion rate. I put twice as much pepper on my PKs, and I’m old and I suck and I’m not getting paid $12 million.

It’s a few minutes until kick and Q2 Stadium is PACKED with invisible season ticket holders 

You can really feel the Listoness

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It’s a few minutes until kick and Q2 Stadium is PACKED with invisible season ticket holders 
You can really feel the Listoness

Sold ours. At ACL instead. T Pain has only 6 fewer MLS goals than Uzuni this year.

Dear god. In our block of 14 seats 4 were used tonight. That was two teams mailing it in for the first 60 minutes. The last 30 people decided to play. 
 

Does this mean we get them in first round guaranteed?

18 hours ago, drt said:

Does this mean we get them in first round guaranteed?

From Verde All Day:

The irony of this win over a Son Heung-min and Denis Bouanga-less LAFC is it now makes it more likely Verde will match up against the dynamic duo in the first round of the postseason. 

With Austin's win, LAFC can't secure the No. 1 seed — Vancouver wins the West with a result on Saturday at home against Dallas — and there's still a scenario in which LAFC could drop all the way to fourth. 

But it's now most likely — given playoff math scenarios we'll visit later this week — that the 2022 Western Conference final foes are due for a 2025 first-round rematch.

 

 

Fuck LA. Glad we cost them a trophy or "shield" or whatever they want to call it. 

We'd have to go through them at some point, anyway, in the playoffs. 

Austin's season has been up and down, but they have done good enough to lock in 6th place in the West.  Along the way, they've tied and lost to several teams they should have beaten (CF Montreal, Colorado, Real Salt Lake, Dallas, Houston).  On the other hand, and more importantly to me, they have 4 wins, 2 losses, and a tie against the three teams that they could possibly meet in the playoffs (LAFC, MN, and San Diego).  Austin could have gotten to 6th by beating the lessor teams and losing against the better teams.  Walking on the pitch against our playoff opponent with the confidence that comes with those earlier wins and draws makes a huge difference IMHO.

Listos!

 

  • 2 weeks later...

I just found a stream about 4 minutes ago. I'll take the credit

Bukari was very un-Buka tonight. 

Dani is having himself a game. 

Son and Bouanga together should be illegal. 

Happy to be 1-1 right now, but I really don't want PKs tonight. 

¡Listos!

Son has a shit ton of supporters here in Q2.  I wouldn't be surprised if it's 5% Korean in here.  Pretty cool.

Once Son got that ball I knew it was over. He can score that goal against EPL defenders, MLS defenders don't have a chance.

Was that a foul that led to first goal?  Seemed so live at stadium.  
 

fuck it all. Stuver tried to play hero and failed. 

2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Was that a foul that led to first goal?  Seemed so live at stadium.  
 

fuck it all. Stuver tried to play hero and failed. 

Maybe? It was close, but they don't have a good angle to show if it was or wasn't. It was only shown once in replay and the live shot wasn't good enough.

WTF was that Uzuni? That is without a doubt one of the worst professional PKs I have ever seen.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

WTF was that Uzuni? That is without a doubt one of the worst professional PKs I have ever seen.

And he had one very similar a month or two ago. Terrible

First goal broke free on an OBVIOUS shove foul to sprig. The play. Happened right in front of us.

Stuver screwed the pooch on the second goal.

And uzuni is the worst PK shooter I’ve ever seen. He should never ever take a pk.

I'm not sure what's worse - that "PK" or the defense on that goal. Woof.

 

As bad as that PK was, it HAS to be the "defense" on that play. No one was doing anything that made sense on that play - AND IT WAS OFF A FREE KICK!!!! If there is any play where you should be between the man and goal - IT'S THAT PLAY!!!! 

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Uzuni hasn’t worked.  Need to move him if we are able.  Hopefully BV can come back and we can get a real 10.  

Still not a good PK. If Lloris was 5 years YOUNGER and not this, he saves it

 

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We sit with Dani’s family, so it was cool to celebrate with them.

There. That’s the high point of the night.

The halftime crew is bullish on LA. And I can't disagree. As shitty as the defense has been, and boy the defense on goals 2 and 3 was steaming hot garbage, they are going to be in trouble to push offensively yet cover the goal.

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SHIT. It wasn't the 2nd play, it was the initial kick. They first (and only) replay didn't show much.

5 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

SHIT. It wasn't the 2nd play, it was the initial kick. They first (and only) replay didn't show much.

Never mind Fodrey was offsides by a mile, the close call on the initial line doesn't even matter.

 

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