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so letdown game tonight or do they come out firing?

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12 minutes ago, sidis said:

so letdown game tonight or do they come out firing?

I'll find something to bitch about either way. 

44 minutes ago, sidis said:

so letdown game tonight or do they come out firing?

we prolly rotate the squad a bit

might not be a pretty win

51 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'll find something to bitch about either way. 

Staring Star Wars GIF by Disney+

What's weather like at the stadium? A little stormy in SE Austin. 

The big screen says weather delay. 

What's weather like at the stadium? A little stormy in SE Austin. 
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Fuck me. This is how ztejas becomes worthless at work tomorrow. 

 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Fuck me. This is how ztejas becomes worthless at work tomorrow. 

 

I refuse to accept any premise in which you are employed. 

1 minute ago, sidis said:

I refuse to accept any premise in which you are employed. 

Never meet your heroes. 

13 minutes ago, sidis said:

I refuse to accept any premise in which you are employed. 

I refuse to accept the premise that anyone whi posts here regularly is not worthless at work. 

Houston and LAFC tied at 1 at the half on ESPN+ if you need something to kill the time. 

Edited by Anastasis

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Houston and LAFC tied at 1 at the half on ESPN+ if you need something to kill the time. 

Well shit I was gonna rub one out but you've gone and changed the entire calculus.

Left right when it started raining. Radar showed the rain continuing until 11. With the lightning, maybe they’ll start at midnight.

15 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Left right when it started raining. Radar showed the rain continuing until 11. With the lightning, maybe they’ll start at midnight.

Well someone is full of shit. 

Crossing my fingers it's you. 

Stuck at home, thought the endless episodes of "Friends" were bad, now we're on to Travolta and Kirstie "Look Who's Talking".  

Bedtime.

There is some amazing shit happening in goal right now for Houston. 

Holy fucking shit the last 3 saves in this HOU/LA game. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Lol bale just got denied twice. 

 

Thrice*

Anyone that talks shit about MLS quality at this point just doesn't watch. There are really, really good players all over the place. I'll admit the product isn't awesome but there's an incredible amount of talent. 

And like that - HOU 2-1 ON A GOLAZO!

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!

Houston’s goalie did not look like that against us.  That save after it hit crossbar was sick.  
 

Even more at stake if Houston can hold on.  
 

 

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Houston’s goalie did not look like that against us.

Going to go out on a limb and say he's never looked like this in his life. 

And these announcers are great. Just total disbelief. 

On 8/26/2022 at 8:33 PM, ztejas said:

Also - I wouldn't say Bale is on the golf course. He's just gotten shut down tonight. This may be a wake up call for him when it comes to the quality in this league. You don't just waltz in and take over anymore. 

Pay attention kids - if you post enough sometimes it makes you look like you know what you're talking about. 

 

Another sham job by MLS refs. For anyone watching HOU/LA.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Another sham job by MLS refs. For anyone watching HOU/LA.

What happened? Saw there was a late red and it’s still going 9 minutes into stoppage time.

6 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

What happened? Saw there was a late red and it’s still going 9 minutes into stoppage time.

There never should have been 8 mins added. Then they let it go to 90+11. In the midst of it HOU picked up a questionable red/2nd yellow. They let a clear yellow slide for LA in the 98th. 

Not sure if it's just incompetence or they're actually kind of in the bag for LAFC who are basically a league manufactured cash cow. 

Fuck em. Gotta handle it ourselves and take out the trash. 

Need 3 tonight boys. 

LV. 

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What a ball in by Diego. Man. 

We look focused. 

Bruh. Them long ball cross shots Ricochet lookin like EPL tactics. I love it 

Opportunities are coming... just need to finish a few of 'em!

Portland deserves to lose every game they play in whatever the fuck they're wearing. 

Looks like this can of sparkling water I have.

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This is wild. Ring just flicked a header into the crossbar. Portland gets a wide open goal and Garbielsen slides in and clears it off the goal line. 

He's clearly off. Give me a break. 

Woof. Should've been offside, but thanks defense for recovering and not giving up!

As a defender myself. Love that shit!! Good shyt gaby

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Just now, ztejas said:

He's clearly off. Give me a break. 

Oh I missed the call there, yeah that makes sense. 

Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

Oh I missed the call there, yeah that makes sense. 

I don't think there was a call - but I'm 95% sure it would have come back. I rewound the stream. 

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