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Fuck. Rare error from Gabrielsen. Have to live with it I guess. 

i rewound it too it would've been called back. 

It's almost like Pereira doesn't play any fucking defense. 

Scary sequence there. Pereira played himself into the farthest spot on the field from our end and then played it straight to an opponent as he fell out of bounds. 

I don't understand how 6 is still on the team let alone starting every game. 

Would really like us to move Ring back and bench Perreira if Rigoni is good. 

This team has lost every trace of momentum and creativity since giving up the goal.

9 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Would really like us to move Ring back and bench Perreira if Rigoni is good. 

I'd like to plant a pound of cocaine under Pereira's car and call the DPS. 

THAT'S some fucking hustle. (Redacted)

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Fagundez just putting on a clinic and Seb misses a header wide to the near post. Can't believe he missed that even with the defender on him. 

Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

Fagundez just putting on a clinic and Seb misses a header wide to the near post. Can't believe he missed that even with the defender on him. 

That's a very difficult finish. 

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

NO MAMES!!!

Guey?

We were easily the better team in that half. Shit happens. Let's try it again. 

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11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We were easily the better team in that half. Shit happens. Let's try it again. 

From my uneducated, passive soccer fan perspective, Portland has had the height advantage on about every single header, making most of the long passes add up to nothing. At the same time, Fagundez might be the shortest guy out there but his footwork was stunning on that one attack.

We need to get one in here soon or this is going to be 1 point at most. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We need to get one in here soon or this is going to be 1 point at most. 

It’s coming. R e l a x 

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

It’s coming. R e l a x 

Nah this game gonna kill me. 

This is like last year. Nothing will go in

Get off the pitch Asprilla. So much embarrassing CONCACAF bullshit in this league. What a loser.

Hoesen did a good job clearing the ball instead of tapping it in for the equalizer. Jesus dude, know which end of the field you’re on.

Meh. This is going to be clunky. Hopefully we can escape with a point. 

How is that a fucking yellow? God this league...

Lol fuck. Ref coo I gues haha 

Ok. Talking to fans. That ref a hoe again. 
 

 

This is probably over. Breaking Rigoni in here is silly. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This is probably over. Breaking Rigoni in here is silly. 

Hate being right. Better luck next time. 

Some of this has been unlucky. Lots of posts hit. 

there we go Driussi. Let’s do this, verde!

10 mins plus I would guess at least 5-6 mins of stoppage.

I feel like we are normalizing our actual goals to statistically expected goals all in one night...

Now would be a great time for a quick counter. 

what the fuck are our two fullbacks doing? They are MIA in the fucking box. 

I have no idea why and when coaches sub and don't sub.  Two defenders?  I get Jimenez is back and all, and we need depth at outside back, but seems like you put Wolff in.....

Just find a point here. Ffs. I've seen worse. 

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