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My ESPN feed looks like absolute dogshit. Awesome. 

That crowd is lit as fuck. Love the "Texas Fight" mimicry. 

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That's sick.

For the non-Spanish speakers, it translates to "hey RSL go fuck yourself you're a bunch of fucking bitches" 

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Well shit. 

You're wayyyy ahead of me. 

Maybe if we lose by enough we can fire our spare HC.

Ring already with two dipshit moves. 

Wolff let us regress too much before the playoffs. If you don't want to go for the shield then that's fine but at least be ready to go for the cup. We've done neither.

Granted - that's a terrible call. 

Reyna is a dumbass too for signing that fucking Argentine scrub. 

Fun but wasted season. 

Well damn, really glad I didn't make a $100 last second decision to go. If it was August I might be a lot more confident for us scoring 3 in 75 minutes. 

 

Nice to see Finlay get a few weeks off and now get put in, probably in much less form when he was playing well for us in the middle of the season. What was the point of bringing Rigoni in as an automatic starter then? He should've sat his ass on the bench when he got here. 

2 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

What was the point of bringing Rigoni in as an automatic starter then? He should've sat his ass on the bench when he got here. 

Nothing. Just awful management. I'm hard on Wolff but he's overall done a decent job. Claudio is a fucking buffoon that needs to go. This club should be signing actual game-changing talents at the DP.

 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Granted - that's a terrible call. 

 

The handball? That looked as clear as a handball as can be seen 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

 

The handball? That looked as clear as a handball as can be seen 

The first angle I saw looked like it was off his chest. 

Lol at Twellman "fighting against the weather". What the fuck are you talking about? It's bad enough we're down 2-0 I also have to listen to this fucking retard. 

Handball was clear as day. He extended. It was stupid. 

this is a fucking disaster. 

Can Ring go slit his wrists in the locker room. 

GGGGGGGGOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

I went to take a piss and we score. 

You're welcome. 

Just keep the ball away from Ring and we may be okay. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I went to take a piss and we score. 

You're welcome. 

Just keep the ball away from Ring and we may be okay. 

Go back to the restroom hoe. Haha 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I went to take a piss and we score. 

You're welcome. 

Just keep the ball away from Ring and we may be okay. 

Maybe Time for #2?

Well now I have something to watch, assholes. 

I'll time it right in the 2H. 

Ring doing Ring things.... bull in a fucking china shop.

Just now, blacklab said:

No joke I just chugged all of the water in my water bottle. I only have so many beers, though. 

More helpful to our cause would be getting #8s worthless fucking ass off the pitch. 

Ring is doing his best to be shown his walking papers. Dude better clean it up. 

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finlay playing like ass too. moment to big. terrible touches.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Ring is doing his best to be shown his walking papers. Dude better clean it up. 

But Twellman likes his no-nonsense attitude and buy-in from the higher ups. 

But Twellman likes his no-nonsense attitude and buy-in from the higher ups. 
Well he got to call him "Austin's Roy Kent", so... advantage Twellman I guess?

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