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2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:
8 minutes ago, ztejas said:
But Twellman likes his no-nonsense attitude and buy-in from the higher ups. 

Well he got to call him "Austin's Roy Kent", so... advantage Twellman I guess?

He's like our Frank Lampard minus the playing ability, intangibles, clutchness, trophies, humility, understated good looks...

Alright I guess he's not really like that. 

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Holding my piss for the 2nd half. 

 

Hmmm... 3 subs at 45. Let's see how this plays out, Cotton.

Two seasons in and we remind me of the Cowboys. Money is dumping in by the truckload, why give a shit about things like proper management at any level? Has that stink of 2010s UT sports about it, too. 


Rigoni?
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Jesus Rigoni




wow rigoni.  just wow. 



7 appearances. 0 goals. 0 assists.
Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

That was a no doubt second yellow.

Yup. The catch on thr foot makes that a no doubter. 

Good call, ref. 

1 minute ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

That was a no doubt second yellow.

To me and you, yes, but these are MLS refs we're talking about. No shit that's a textbook fucking yellow. 

you quote them after the fact, but not me who questioned before he played?
I thought I had yours, too... meant to multi-quote all 3.

Sorted.
1 minute ago, blacklab said:

didn't think it was a yellow initially but he came in with spikes up and lifted his leg at the end to ensure he hit him

It’s so late imho it should be a no brainer. The keeper is protected in that situation. 

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

didn't think it was a yellow initially but he came in with spikes up and lifted his leg at the end to ensure he hit him

It doesn't really matter the nature of the foul in that situation. The keeper has possession of the ball and he came in late. It's like hitting a QB 3 seconds after he threw the ball. 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

It’s so late imho it should be a no brainer. The keeper is protected in that situation. 

This.

We should get ring out of there before we get our own red card

He want a foul? Dude tripped over his own man!

No one chasing that shot, ball was just sitting there!!

God damn Dru. More of that please.

And that was never a pen. 

Let's get one sooner rather than later so we can get a winner. 

wtf is rigoni doing over there on the left side?
Sucking.
1 minute ago, blacklab said:

wtf is rigoni doing over there on the left side?

Being paid a lot of money to live one of the best cities in North America.

They forget that this is single elimination? No urgency.

Hey Ring that sucked less. More of that. 

Also I hope Taylor Twellman dies of dick cancer in the next 12 months. Apparently he's missed our constant barrage on goal since RSL went down a man. 

Hey Rigoni you stupid fuck maybe let it go for a corner. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey Ring that sucked less. More of that. 

Also I hope Taylor Twellman dies of dick cancer in the next 12 months. Apparently he's missed our constant barrage on goal since RSL went down a man. 

No kidding. Plus they’ve had a number of possessions that looked like a hockey power play. 

I mean I'd prefer a win today but this team isn't winning the cup. We're a fucking mess. 

Rigoni is such a fucking spare. Good job Claudio you fucking dickhead. Way to not address any position of need. 

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rigoni is ass. ive never seen a player at this level afraid to do anything with his right.

Newsflash: the MLS is a difficult league. You don't just walk in and produce because you were good in a different league. 

And he wasn't even good in other leagues. 

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Just now, blacklab said:

Is Rigoni Spanish for black hole?

It isn't his fault. He should have never been on the team. It's an organizational failure to let him on the pitch as much as he has been. 

We're looking at the birth of another Dallas Cowboys here, gentlemen. 

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

"Ideas in short supply for Austin..."

Troof.

Possession for the sake of possession. 

I hear we made a ton of money on alcohol and merch sales today.

This has been a pathetic second half performance. Man advantage and all we do is fling up desperate lobs to flat-footed statues for 40 minutes. Terrible. 

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