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    Right after the game I had to go take a piss so I didn't burst once we got on the train.  Walking against the grain of the crowd coming towards me and I notice Claudio Reyna, in a suit, a phone to his

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    That. Was fucking. NUTS. Wildly frustrated that we couldn’t put more than one in with a man advantage, but my frustration didn’t appear to help them. My wife had a conflict, so I took one of my olde

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Verde!! X2! MVP!!


We don't deserve the equalizer... but I'll fucking take it.

Alright bitch mode disengaged believe mode: engaged. 

Listos motherfuckers. 

All subs made for both teams... is there one additional sub given in extra time?

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

All subs made for both teams... is there one additional sub given in extra time?

Probably not. 

Decent strike by Rigoni there. 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Probably not. 

Decent strike by Rigoni there. 

He's OUR harry mcguire

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck me I'm out of beer. 

Worst. Offer. Ever.

All subs made for both teams... is there one additional sub given in extra time?
Just looked it up on the MLS site:

"However, no additional substitutions (a sixth substitute) will be added for extra time periods."
3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck me I'm out of beer. 

Piss break, beer run. Whatever it takes to get that 3rd goal. 

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Worst. Offer. Ever.

I'll still piss for this team. 

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Ztejas was you pissin my guy! ?? Heart ❤️ 

I don't piss when Driussi hits the back. 

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

That took a hell of a save. 

Nah that was routine. 

Diego has been the best player on the pitch tonight. Not even close. 

Jesus rigoni, at a certain point….

I just took a fat piss.

We should be good. VERDES 3-2 before it gets to pks. 

Come on guys, do this shit for @kingkoopa6 and the irrational amount of money he has spent following you fuckers across the continent this season.

stop looking for handballs and play fucking soccer. Bury this shit.  

We got this. We'll find a third. Gabrielsen 124'. 

We’re not giving them anything to think about. It’s the same play over and over. Mix it up. Drive and move. Every play is a lob into the mixer.

We're gonna have to win in pks. 

Fuck me. 

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

That was a weird call by the linesman.

Offsides (?) happens, he runs up, runs back, goal is scored, he runs back and puts up flag.

He let the play happen and then made the call. It leaves something for VAR to clean up. If he got it wrong then we get the goal. 

That was some very uninspired soccer with a man advantage. 

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