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  • NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
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    Right after the game I had to go take a piss so I didn't burst once we got on the train.  Walking against the grain of the crowd coming towards me and I notice Claudio Reyna, in a suit, a phone to his

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    That. Was fucking. NUTS. Wildly frustrated that we couldn’t put more than one in with a man advantage, but my frustration didn’t appear to help them. My wife had a conflict, so I took one of my olde

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best seats i've ever had for a match, two rows up on the right flank near the corner flag. optimal hearing distance to heckle nipple about being a tiny man with little legs and ferreira's hopeful omission from the 23 going to qatar. damn ferreira looked like shit last night against an average back 4 for austin fc. Imagine him going toe to toe with harry fuckin mcguire? Lets fucking beat LA

8 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

Imagine him going toe to toe with harry fuckin mcguire?

The resistible force against the moveable object!

50 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

damn ferreira looked like shit last night against an average back 4 for austin fc.

Not defending Ferreira but I thought our CBs were pretty damn good last night. 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Not defending Ferreira but I thought our CBs were pretty damn good last night. 

Yea I thought they were nails 90% of the match but a few instances they left way too much open field in front of the net.

Great game.  So glad there we no offsides call backs, questionable penalties in the box, etc.  Just a good, clean ass kicking.

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23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Not defending Ferreira but I thought our CBs were pretty damn good last night. 

Yeah they did well last night. I just meant historically average. We need a CB signing next year to make Cascante a bench player and release Romana to make room.

14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Yea I thought they were nails 90% of the match but a few instances they left way too much open field in front of the net.

Some of that can be on the guys playing in front of them. 

Ultimately - it's the MLS. Every team in the league gave up over a goal per game save Philly. The attacking talent is better and deeper than the defending. 

What a great sports day all around. They went out there and kicked ass early and often. Felt good to not have that 20 minutes of "settling in" time before they got going. And they never let up either. Impressive. And it makes it a hell of a lot easier when you have the best player on the pitch by a mile. 

With the resources and support Austin FC has, they could become the Yankees of MLS.

Let's bring in morherfucking Ronaldo next year.

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45 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

With the resources and support Austin FC has, they could become the Yankees of MLS.

Overrated dickbags who can't buy their way to the title?  No thanks.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I said Yankees not the Longhorn football team.

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I kid.  The longhorns aren’t dickbags

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Away tix go on sale tomorrow. Wish me luck. 
 

Supposedly 800 folks vying for 280 tix 

5 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Away tix go on sale tomorrow. Wish me luck. 
 

Supposedly 800 folks vying for 280 tix 

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6 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Away tix go on sale tomorrow. Wish me luck. 
 

Supposedly 800 folks vying for 280 tix 

Those odds actually aren't that bad.  If it makes you feel any better Austin and New York are gonna win and FC will play one more home game if you can't make it to Los Angeles.  Philadelphia is losing 3 games this weekend, 2 in baseball, 1 in soccer.  Dunno about hoops and hockey, but fuck 'em.

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Dunno about hoops and hockey, butt fuck 'em.

FIFY

I will be there this weekend, though not cheering for El Tree. 

Hoping Chiellini starts after only making a substitute appearance in El Trafico. Vela was subbed after 78' and I haven't found anything indicating that it was injury-related but that would be the only concern heading into the match. Well, besides getting zero points in our two meetings w/ y'all this year...

 

14 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Away tix go on sale tomorrow. Wish me luck. 
 

Supposedly 800 folks vying for 280 tix 

I don't know how many people in LV want tix, but there are way more than 800 paid members. If all goes well, the link will be live at 8 pm tonight.

Any others going to LA for game besides maybe @kingkoopa6?  I'm headed out with gf (no pics).  Flights and hotel secured.  Just need tickets. Ha. Current price is low $200's on SeatGeek. Should come down some. Not horrendous.

19 minutes ago, skittlebrau said:

Looks like those tix sold out in two minutes.

They did. I got me one tho. Let’s goooo

they also puttin a donation pot together to help off set secondary ticket prices. For traveling fans that didnt get the cheaper ticket.  
 

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So, we're in the NW Hills area -- not going to do the Q2 watch party, but would like to watch where other fans are gathered.  Ideally someplace with a patio.  Any scoop on the best options on the north/NW side of town?

So, we're in the NW Hills area -- not going to do the Q2 watch party, but would like to watch where other fans are gathered.  Ideally someplace with a patio.  Any scoop on the best options on the north/NW side of town?
May check out one of these places - https://www.austinfc.com/fans/pubclub
I'll be at the watch party at Q2.
Listoooooos!
I RSVPed for us, but not sure we'll go. I bet it's going to be insane.
So, we're in the NW Hills area -- not going to do the Q2 watch party, but would like to watch where other fans are gathered.  Ideally someplace with a patio.  Any scoop on the best options on the north/NW side of town?
It's nothing fancy, but Mister Tramps was one of my neighborhood soccer go-tos when I lived in Crestview. Despite being an official Spurs spot and me being a Chelsea fan. Not much of a patio though. It's also a Cowboys spot on Sundays, so if you are thinking about checking it out, I'd call ahead and ask to make sure you're not the only ones in verde and relegated to some tiny corner tv.
12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So, we're in the NW Hills area -- not going to do the Q2 watch party, but would like to watch where other fans are gathered.  Ideally someplace with a patio.  Any scoop on the best options on the north/NW side of town?

Bon Aire is decent. 

What about one of the breweries around Q2? Hopsquad will definitely have a crowd outside. Oskar Blues isn't my favorite, but it's big and probably won't be as packed as Hopsquad.

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Bon Aire is decent. 

We actually like that place - it kinda has a SETX dive bar feel, so it feels like home.
On 10/28/2022 at 8:48 AM, Brisketexan said:


We actually like that place - it kinda has a SETX dive bar feel, so it feels like home.

Blowing off Q2 insanity for Woodrows on Burnet if you'd like to join.

Blowing off Q2 insanity for Woodrows on Burnet if you'd like to join.

Woodrow’s isn’t a bad idea

Thinking of hitting Lustre Pearl South tomorrow. I live behind Bowie HS so it’s close and should be a nice day to watch outside. 

I'm not sure Koopa is making it through the night if we win. Be sure to drink some water and let an adult know where you'll be at all times. 

Hate playing a team we've already beat twice.

Fuck it. LLL

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