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Violet Crowns and Bats are my favorite nicknames for the club even if they are something bland like Real sporting Austin FC.

 Weird FC is funny but are tie-dye kits permitted?

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Need to get some team nickname suggestions going...

  • Blues
  • Fleshlights
  • Leslies
  • Cobras
  • Dirty Sixes

 

Poison Pills?

ETA: Oh shit. Dirk X beat me to it...

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1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Thank God Miami took Inter Miami so we don't have worry about being some stupid ass Inter Austin.

Enter Austin Fleshlights FC

Austin Endangered Salamanders?

Austin Endangered Warblers?

 

28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Rangers Austin FC

just a reminder....

Ohio AG Mike DeWine @OhioAG 2h2 hours ago

Precourt Sports Ventures and @MLS still have an obligation under Ohio law to provide notice and a reasonable opportunity for local investors to purchase the rights to keep the Crew in Columbus. Our lawsuit will continue.

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55 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Rangers Austin FC

just a reminder....

Ohio AG Mike DeWine @OhioAG 2h2 hours ago

Precourt Sports Ventures and @MLS still have an obligation under Ohio law to provide notice and a reasonable opportunity for local investors to purchase the rights to keep the Crew in Columbus. Our lawsuit will continue.

I suspect that even IF that hurdle is cleared at some point, there are still plenty of ways this whole thing can go sideways and not happen... and I know I'm not alone in that.

So yeah, whatevs, Ohio can do their thing... still plenty of ways for this thing to tank.

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59 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Austin Endangered Salamanders?

Austin Endangered Warblers?

 

Austin Grackles

The chant could go something like: Chiiiirrrooooo Sizzle Sizzle Tweet Tweet

PSV has provided notice multiple times. That aspect of the lawsuit is a joke.

They just better have ample space to toss electric scooters aside at the stadium.

Hellls Yes!

I hope we don’t do the bats. It’s overplayed. 

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1 hour ago, KaiserSoze said:

I suspect that even IF that hurdle is cleared at some point, there are still plenty of ways this whole thing can go sideways and not happen... and I know I'm not alone in that.

So yeah, whatevs, Ohio can do their thing... still plenty of ways for this thing to tank.

From what I've read from garber, there's wiggle room for austin to get an expansion. If crew stay in ohio, i think Austin gets the last expansion slot.

And I'm all in on Waterloo FC, but its too rad to happen.

30 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

From what I've read from garber, there's wiggle room for austin to get an expansion. If crew stay in ohio, i think Austin gets the last expansion slot.

And I'm all in on Waterloo FC, but its too rad to happen.

This would get a jump on reverting back to the city's original name.

Miami's team will be such a dud if it ever even happens.

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

This would get a jump on reverting back to the city's original name.

Miami's team will be such a dud if it ever even happens.

Personally, I like it, but I'm surprised someone by the username Napoleon would.

My sources in the council tel me that The Austin Urine Soaked Bums is the leader for the name right now.  The ARCH is lining up tryouts for mascot as we speak.

I can't wait to hate this team. 


Hell yea!!!
5 hours ago, bolverk said:

Austin Grackles

The chant could go something like: Chiiiirrrooooo Sizzle Sizzle Tweet Tweet

latin crest motto:

cacas nos in vobis

4 hours ago, Pasken said:

PSV has provided notice multiple times. That aspect of the lawsuit is a joke.

uh.... not exactly.  MLS attorneys in a legal filing said they gave notice 2 days before garber went on record saying no notice had been given.  oops.

3 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

From what I've read from garber, there's wiggle room for austin to get an expansion. If crew stay in ohio, i think Austin gets the last expansion slot.

And I'm all in on Waterloo FC, but its too rad to happen.

okay, switching my vote.  team bottlecap.

 

Waterloo FC

 

too cool for skool.

1 hour ago, Chico_SA said:

I can't wait to hate this team. 

why?  they will end up at house park for the first 2 years with massive demand and then there will be a hipster moment where supporting the club will be gauche when they move to the domain.  it will be glorious.

19 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

why?  they will end up at house park for the first 2 years with massive demand and then there will be a hipster moment where supporting the club will be gauche when they move to the domain.  it will be glorious.

Check the username.

Great night at Haymaker. Flannigan, Pio and the Mayor all showed up. I've bro-hugged Jimmy like 30 times today. Legit work in terms of site plans, architectural, engineering, etc. starts in earnest tomorrow.

I would absolutely love Waterloo FC.  That would eclipse every other dumbshit name this area has bestowed on random "pro" teams so far.

Austin Breakfast Tacos

Really piss off San Antonio. Take their soccer team and claim tacos.

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

why?  they will end up at house park for the first 2 years with massive demand and then there will be a hipster moment where supporting the club will be gauche when they move to the domain.  it will be glorious.

do you think they can rival the rampant support the aztex generated at house park?

3 hours ago, Chico_SA said:

Austin Gentrification - Established  Circa 2000

I was thinking about posting:

The Austin Gentrifiers

...earlier today. 

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I would absolutely love Waterloo FC.  That would eclipse every other dumbshit name this area has bestowed on random "pro" teams so far.

Why do you hate ice bats? The most endangered of Texas critters.

8 hours ago, futureman said:

do you think they can rival the rampant support the aztex generated at house park?

Surely they won't be able to top the paltry RR Express attendance of over 8,000 fans per night.  No way this town supports any pro sports.  Never happened, never will.

If they name the team after some aspect of Austin music, I'm going to personally firebomb the stadium.

20 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Austin Leslies

Good god the uniforms!

39 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Austin Who Gives A Shit

Austin If You Want To Find All The Undocumenteds, This Is Your Chance's

Maybe too long...

The Austin Scabs?  

And FC in this scenario stands for Fat Cholas?  or?  

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Surely they won't be able to top the paltry RR Express attendance of over 8,000 fans per night.  No way this town supports any pro sports.  Never happened, never will.

 

16 teams in the PCL

Round Rock rank in attendance:

2018 1st

2017 2nd

2016 1st

2015 2nd

2014 2nd

2013 2nd

2012 1st

2011 1st

2010 2nd

2009 2nd

2008 2nd

2007 2nd

2006 3rd

2005 3rd

I think jimmy was being sarcastic...

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

And FC in this scenario stands for Fat Cholas?  or?  

The crest is just a pixelated image from Vic’s thread.

37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was kinda my point.

I'm curious (not curious enough to look it up) to see how Texas Stars attendance ranks. 

I went to quite a few Ice Bats games back in high school and that was a pretty rabid fan base with a great environment - sold out every time I was there.

Good thing the opportunity came when it did. MLS would be dead if Laura Morrison was mayor. She’s going to use this deal in her campaign. She was Leslie Pool’s role model on council and talked about that bond a lot during her opening remarks in 2014

40 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The crest is just a pixelated image from Vic’s thread.

Do NOT want

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