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Hey hey, pretty good way to end the half. 

This is a battle, damn. Djordjevic is out of his depth, is Svatok available as a sub?

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Jeez, this announcer is letting us have it for that wall being poorly setup. 

Amazing shot placement. Fucker. 

Omg that was awesome. 8 seconds to go 

Shit that was hard faught. Gallagher hadn't done much, but that was a great run, catch and cross. 

 

It was so nice not yelling at the TV for the whole game. 

Tickets for the final at Q2 are already in my account.  LISTOS

Kiddos little league games are on Wednesday.  But they have a bye on 10/1!  Can’t wait!

That's wtf I'm sayin!!! Uzuni and Bukari tried their best to eff up all our chances in the last 10 minutes, but youth prevails. Fodrey put one in Uzuni's lap and stole the win! Let's go!

Loving these last-second wins.

Also..we sat behind Danny’s girlfriend and her mom. Jesus. Girlfriend is an 11, mom is a 9.5.

  • 2 weeks later...

I’ll be there.  Most important (home) game in franchise history (I think it’s bigger than the Dallas playoff game) and I am getting a vibe that the crowd is gonna be light.  That’s too bad.  

Biggest game in club history. 

Let's go get our first trophy.

TV is CBS Sports Network or Paramount+ fyi

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Got here early enough to march in with the sickos.

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Meet Speedbump, the unofficial mascot.

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and listen to some pregame music. 

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LFG!

Embarassing crowd. This city pisses me off. 

Really poor control in the midfield to start. 

We have defended their chances well which is good. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We have defended their chances well which is good. 

Well. Not that one.

That was awful. 

This midfield play is dogshit. 

When we do get in their 3rd we have looked decent. 

That was a bullet from Wolf. Needed a bit more rise on the ball and that's in the back of the net. 

We have a couple goals in us. Need to be stingy on the other end. 

REDEMPCION!!!!!!!

(redencion* - sorry)

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I hate all soccer refs. 

That was an insane play to end the half on. 

This game is basically 

"OUR music scene is more overrated!"

"no OUR music scene is more overrated!"

"Yeah well we host more bachelorette parties than you do AND we're a bigger bunch of drunks!"

"You fucking take that back right now"

That's a trash fucking call. Total dive. 

I’d be embarrassed to see that called in a higher level youth game. 

She needs to chill with the yellows, too. Bitch is in way over her head. 

Amazing to watch a ref just absolutely shit all over a match. Be better. 

I don't watch us a ton but Bukari is a fuckin witch, man. Love this guy. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't watch us a ton but Bukari is a fuckin witch, man. Love this guy. 

Heh.  He is fun. But also very frustrating.  Good Bukari tonight.  Let’s see him capitalize. 

That's such a dumbshit foul from a guy wearing the armband.

Come on guys. 

smoke this in the back of the net Wolf. c'mon baby

Well we have all of our offensive firepower in for these last 10 minutes.  Should be exciting at least. 

that header from Gallagher was fucking AIDS. be better.

Whatever. Good game. That penalty was total horseshit. CONCACAF at its finest. 

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