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    Right after the game I had to go take a piss so I didn't burst once we got on the train.  Walking against the grain of the crowd coming towards me and I notice Claudio Reyna, in a suit, a phone to his

  • So my boy got invited to assessments for the Austin FC Academy.  Three rounds of attrition with each assessment and then a scrimmage if I understand correctly.  Pretty stoked for him.  Managing his ex

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    That. Was fucking. NUTS. Wildly frustrated that we couldn’t put more than one in with a man advantage, but my frustration didn’t appear to help them. My wife had a conflict, so I took one of my olde

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San Jose scores off a PK minutes after Martins drew iron on a beautiful play in the box. 

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Can't argue that call too much.

Nope, looked like the correct call live and on replay. 

Welp. Charlie Fox in front of the goal. Honors even in the 73rd

Austin just can’t keep possession this half 

Came out flat in the second half. SJ had the momentum from 55 min on. Two lazy passes by Kolmanic almost led to goals at ~ 65. SJ fired up after first goal. Gabrielsen losing his mark led to the corner and second goal. Austin played for the tie the remaining 23 minutes.

That was a poorly played game. One beautiful goal by Maxi. Several wasted scoring opportunities. Uninspired substitutions. Complete failure to match SJ's intensity in the second half.

I haven’t watched the postgame presser but I would love to hear Wolff’s explanation for the formation change when taking off Urruti. As weird as it is to say, would have been nice to have Hoesen available if you were going to sub with the lead like that.

This doesn't sound good.

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Nope. He has a history of domestic violence accusations. If that’s the case, adios.

I understand that as soon as he heard the news of the MLS suspension, he fell to the ground grabbing his ankle.

He's gonna be grabbing both soon if he abused a female.  

Vince seeing there's a Cheesecake Factory just a couple miles from the stadium. 

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We just go full on stupid at least once a game in the back.

Let's hope that's the only one tonight.

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

We just go full on stupid at least once a game in the back.

Let's hope that's the only one tonight.

Which one? Kolmanic handing them the ball just outside the box or Stuver being halfway to midfield? 

Which one? Kolmanic handing them the ball just outside the box or Stuver being halfway to midfield? 
Yes. One big stupid.

Really sloppy up front. Generally good possession control out of the midfield. Back 4 and Stuver need to quit fucking around. 

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what are we doing with Ring and Druissi because it fuckin sucks? Druissi is playing way to deep and Ring is up top dorking around bad balls into the 18. No Druissi creativity is why our attack has looked like shit the last 2-3 games. Fuck wolff

Keep talking shit about this dude it appears to be working. 

(Oh I was thinking of Dijette. Don't think anyone has been bashing Urruti)

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1-nil. I'll take it.

All three Texas teams on 11 points, but Austin clearly ahead on GD.

Oh my God that giveaway from Lima. Jesus guys. 

Messy 3 points but that's 3 points. Should have put 2 or 3 in.

Fagundez back to the hesitant bullshit. Had at least 2 looks on goal and passed it off to a worse look for a teammate.

I hate when we start playing keep away at our own goal to preserve a lead. Press the ball down the field and play keep away at their end if that’s what you want to do. We are terrible passing near our goal and if other teams were smart enough to attack us when we do that, they’d easily set up scoring chances for themselves.

Fucking ESPN+ blocking the match in Austin.

Wait….what? Is that why I don’t get it on CW?
6 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Fucking ESPN+ blocking the match in Austin.

Over the air, channel 54. Though all I'm seeing right now is a lovely picture of the cedar park water tower.

Over the air, channel 54. Though all I'm seeing right now is a lovely picture of the cedar park water tower.

That’s what I’ve got. And no broadcast on the app yet, either.

That’s what I’ve got. And no broadcast on the app yet, either.

Correction, replaced by a bitchin’ test pattern.

Wait….what? Is that why I don’t get it on CW?
Over the air, channel 54. Though all I'm seeing right now is a lovely picture of the cedar park water tower.

That's why I tried ESPN+... and now CW is color blocks.

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