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Test pattern here as well. Game delayed 30 minutes due to weather. Enjoy the multi color bars for a bit.

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Jesus. Clown show at both ends of the pitch so far. Stunning it's still scoreless.

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we are getting abused in the defensive 18. Gabrielsen looks awful and lost. And we suck without Zan in the back. Gallaher? Really? 

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Also, this Ring as an Attacking Mid experiment SUUUUCKS

Can't even move the ball to midfield at the moment, not sure what the shit we are doing. 

we are getting abused in the defensive 18. Gabrielsen looks awful and lost. And we suck without Zan in the back. Gallaher? Really? 

I’m actually a big Gallagher fan, but we just don’t seem to know how to use him.

Trying to fit passes onto tight windows in our own end is going to end badly. 

That goal looked like a practice session. 

That was pretty. 

Offsides though lmfao. 

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3 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:
6 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Is that not a yellow in MLS? 

Finally...

Was talking about the dude that scored taking his shirt off.

1 minute ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Fuck, two goals Urruti has blown. 

I mean we scored because he was off...

Yes. He was (finally) confirmed to have rec'd a card for that.

Maybe Ring meant to draw that ridiculous yellow to wake up the team. Kinda like Tom Penders whipping his sports coat onto the court. 

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Yes. He was (finally) confirmed to have rec'd a card for that.

Oh ok ESPN had the commentary messed up. 

Do any of our backs feel like protecting the box? 

Alright I'm not watching this over the NBA Playoffs. Let me know if anyone in the back decides to start doing their job. 

A fucking header on an open goal from 3 yards away and it hits the crossbar. Holy shit. 

I don't know how cascante managed to keep that out of the goal. Geez

A fucking header on an open goal from 3 yards away and it hits the crossbar. Holy shit. 
It was closer than that. Man.

Hmmm. 2nd half may be intriguing now. 

10 minutes ago, The Maestro said:

Get Valencia off, move Ring to DM

Leave Lima in DC.

Lots of lazy passing tonight 

Bruh

Think he was off anyways.

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