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23 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

he had the shits. stomach bug. kipp had been on-call during warm ups. i like kipp a lot. he'll end up being our walker zimmerman.

That's a relief.

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There were a dozen times Driussi was barreling down the middle of the field with a single defender between him and the goal but we never loft a pass in front of him to give him a chance to get past that defender. When you only take it out to the perimeter, it makes it so much easier to defend. Take that shot down the middle once in a while.

Damn was hoping the game was later. I'm with them in spirit. 

What the absolute fuck was that “clearance”

I’m gonna go with “not a clearance at all.” Garbage from Kolmanic.

Well at least we don’t have to play this team again. Two horrible performances.

I’m shocked that Nick Lima substitution didn’t fix our defensive woes.

Hahahahaha I saw that guys haircut and I'm like "they're totally doing blow"

She's bad AF but also looks a little dangerous. 

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Friendly tonight against Pachuca. Not being televised or streamed apparently. Lame. 

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Friendly tonight against Pachuca. Not being televised or streamed apparently. Lame. 

Based on the result, doesn't appear we missed much. 

On 6/12/2022 at 12:08 AM, Anastasis said:

Based on the result, doesn't appear we missed much. 

Went to the match... our first time in the stadium which is bad ass.  Yeah, it was rough... I suspect there wasn't a massive effort but there were some rough moments.  Second half was a carousel of substitutions.  

Stadium kept giving off heat after 102 or 103 or whatever absurd temperature it was earlier in the day.

Fucking sell that bum. Two reds in half a season. What a fucking spare. 

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1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

...but wtf Cascante?

He's been better this season but still has an occasional WTF. 

Still pissed at the red. This could be 3 points and we're going to have to try and hang on for 1. Actually cut that loser from the team. 

URRUTIIIIIIIIII

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Now chase a 2nd. Too early to try and park it. 

Now chase a 2nd. Too early to try and park it. 
Almost had it, too...

Teen Wolff is having a quietly good match

Ring has been huge on some of these. Let's get this 3 boys. 

Honestly he's a super solid CDM. It's his ability to stretch the field that leaves a lot to be desired. 

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This is what Montreal gets for playing in this Mickey Mouse ass stadium. 

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