Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 8.2k
  • Views 486.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    NoctambulantBrobdingnagian

    Right after the game I had to go take a piss so I didn't burst once we got on the train.  Walking against the grain of the crowd coming towards me and I notice Claudio Reyna, in a suit, a phone to his

  • So my boy got invited to assessments for the Austin FC Academy.  Three rounds of attrition with each assessment and then a scrimmage if I understand correctly.  Pretty stoked for him.  Managing his ex

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    That. Was fucking. NUTS. Wildly frustrated that we couldn’t put more than one in with a man advantage, but my frustration didn’t appear to help them. My wife had a conflict, so I took one of my olde

Posted Images

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

3 points ladies. 

Who's up next?

No one of consequence. Just some fuckers from up I35.

On 6/18/2022 at 8:31 PM, ztejas said:

This is what Montreal gets for playing in this Mickey Mouse ass stadium. 

What's wrong with their stadium?  I wasn't really paying attention.

Was thinking today about how badly Austin FC bombed with two of its three designated players.  If they can remain in top half of playoff race and jettison Dominguez and Pochettino somehow this offseason (or sooner) there is some real opportunity to improve the team.

43 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Was thinking today about how badly Austin FC bombed with two of its three designated players.  If they can remain in top half of playoff race and jettison Dominguez and Pochettino somehow this offseason (or sooner) there is some real opportunity to improve the team.

Hopefully, Ponch works out at River Plate.  Based upon these stats he's getting playing time as a center midfielder off the bench.  As for Dominguez, if they won't play him, I hope they unload him during the summer transfer window.

56 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Was thinking today about how badly Austin FC bombed with two of its three designated players.  If they can remain in top half of playoff race and jettison Dominguez and Pochettino somehow this offseason (or sooner) there is some real opportunity to improve the team.

The Bale news made me think that it should be pretty fucking easy to get guys like that to come to Austin. We've never had a pro sports team but it's a nice FA destination. Just have to open the checkbook which also isn't an issue as I assume they print money compared to other franchises. 

Is this the fcd away kit or 3rd? They look like they're trying to channel their inner Citeh.

7 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Is this the fcd away kit or 3rd? They look like they're trying to channel their inner Citeh.

Kind of a AV or WH look I feel like.

Not a fan.

Fucking Cascante man. Just booting it away. 

Possession control is dick right now. We're gonna get burned on one of these. 

14 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Huge tackle from Cascante... damn

Yeah that was monster. 

Driussi needs to put the fucking ball on target. God we've done some stupid shit in the final third. 

Fucking slopfest out there. Not sure who was the better team - but this is winnable. Just quit giving it away in space and let's be a bit more decisive up front. 

Surprised to see Driussi step on his dick like that, he had no other play than an immediate shot on goal in that position, and he completely wasted it. 

They are easily intercepting a lot of our passes through the midfield, hopefully we figure out their formation in the second half. 

Looks like a 1-0 ending unless things change. Neither team is playing well. 

3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Surprised to see Driussi step on his dick like that, he had no other play than an immediate shot on goal in that position, and he completely wasted it. 

He could have potentially forced something on net after that first touch, too, I believe. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He could have potentially forced something on net after that first touch, too, I believe. 

Looked like a poor choice, he doesn't look sharp tonight. 

2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Looked like a poor choice, he doesn't look sharp tonight. 

His bicicleta attempt was way late as well.

Oh well. Let's work up a smash and grab and get out of here. 

That was miserable and looked exactly like last year's team. In the opposing team's third, no idea how to attack, 3 passes back to the keeper and then give it away in our own third. 

Easy as fuck goal for Dallas. 

Fucking around and finding out. Maybe get mad and do something 

Horrendous team D. Our back 4 needs better coaching or better talent or both. That's just fucking awful. 

 

 

Gallagher with two mistakes on the goal and then asks for an offside off a ricochet. Ok.

What exactly does Gallagher do for this team.

Edited by ztejas

Cascante - trap the ball you fucking loon. Wtf is that bicycle attempt.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What exactly does Kolmanic do for this team.

Haven't heard his name once, I assumed he was sitting out. 

Gallagher* late. Again. Fucking brutal from him tonight. 

(Yes I'm going to keep bitching - buckle in)

Edited by ztejas

1 minute ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Haven't heard his name once, I assumed he was sitting out. 

Oh fuck me I'm talking about Gallagher. Sorry. He's been awful. 

How embarrassing. 

Edited by ztejas

  • Author

Wolff sits our best defender for a shitty wingback. Slander on Zan will not stand

I like what Gallagher gives us.  I imagine they wanted him matched up with Ferreira tonight and he had a decent first half.  But he needs to be off the bench in that role. 
 

goal!  Nice job Djitte

Alright let's try and save 1. Great run from Djitte. 

Uno más por favor 

2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I like what Gallagher gives us

Maybe you're right. I'm not going to say he needs to be sold or anything. But he's been absolute piss tonight. Totally clueless down the left side. 

Edited by ztejas

Fuck me Djitte you have to hit that better. 

Moose has been a nice spark... he needs to come on earlier.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.