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5 hours ago, sidis said:

Good times on Tuesday. 

Damn, what time did you arrive?  Noon?

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8 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Damn, what time did you arrive?  Noon?

7:15.  it was brutally hot Tuesday so no one was in seats until kick off.

I hope Davy can fit into Josh's green criquet polo.

5 minutes ago, smoky said:

I hope Davy can fit into Josh's green criquet polo.

Pretty sure Josh's polo is molded onto his body. You couldn't get a greased weasel in that thing. 

Supporters section is packed the fuck out. 

Gabrielsen is our best defender by a country mile. 

Damn that would have in been MLS goal of the season convention. 

I hope they let Driussi take a couple more of them wide open shots tonight. He was just lining that shit up. 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gabrielsen is our best defender by a country mile. 

Absolutely, but this two weeks in a row (so far) that I've been impressed by Lima. He's a little tank out there dislodging fools.

7 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

Absolutely, but this two weeks in a row (so far) that I've been impressed by Lima. He's a little tank out there dislodging fools.

He's not the best defending switch of play passes

Edited by rvm96

8 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

Absolutely, but this two weeks in a row (so far) that I've been impressed by Lima. He's a little tank out there dislodging fools.

Agree that Lima has been good. Gabrielsen's position seems more valuable to this team and probably the MLS. He's much less replaceable. 

Finlay* has made multiple dumbass plays down the right. 

Edited by ztejas

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Agree that Lima has been good. Gabrielsen's position seems more valuable to this team and probably the MLS. He's much less replaceable. 

Kolmanic has made multiple dumbass plays down the right. 

When did Kolmanic play on the right?

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

When did Kolmanic play on the right?

Fixed. Finlay lol.

Is that the 2nd goal this month Cascante has given up bc a cross got through his legs? And then the one last game where he got manhandled by that dynamo. He's not Gabrielsen, that's for damn sure. Fml.

Finlay and Pereira have been awful. 

Just now, BurdineBandit said:

Is that the 2nd goal this month Cascante has given up bc a cross got through his legs? And then the one last game where he got manhandled by that dynamo. He's not Gabrielsen, that's for damn sure. Fml.

He needs to go play for someone else. He was horrendous last year and has been slightly better this year. 

Edited by ztejas

Make some subs and try and steal this in the 2H. 

Our back line is just not fast enough to get back on transition. Especially Cascante and Lima.

9 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Our back line is just not fast enough to get back on transition. Especially Cascante and Lima.

It would help if we quit giving the ball away. 

Also Pereira hasn't stopped anything in transition as far as I can tell. 

Edited by ztejas

Get Finlay off the fucking pitch holy shit. 

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Finlay and Pereira have been awful. 

He needs to go play for someone else. He was horrendous last year and has been slightly better this year. 

What has Pereira done to be called awful this game?

What has Pereira done to be called awful this game?
Well he did show up for an unnecessary, cheap foul.
Just now, Jerry Callo said:
4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:
What has Pereira done to be called awful this game?

Well he did show up for an unnecessary, cheap foul.

That's a bad reason. 

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

That's a bad reason. 

He's been okay. I don't think he's controlling possession particularly well. I'm perhaps blaming him indirectly because of where he's lined up.

That's a bad reason. 
He has two give aways on lazy passes in the first half and provided little by way of defense.
2 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:
4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:
That's a bad reason. 

He has two give aways on lazy passes in the first half and provided little by way of defense.

I guess you and I have different definitions of terrible. Sounds like an average night imo

Owen should have been on at 45 but whatever. 

Let's at least get a point from this. 

2 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

Uuuf Hoesen and Wolff? Hope the kid can step up to this kinda intensity bc Finlay was not up for it. 

Wolff has shown he can hang in this league

3 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

Uuuf Hoesen and Wolff? Hope the kid can step up to this kinda intensity bc Finlay was not up for it. 

Wolff is a starter and one of the most reliable players on the team. 

Fucking leave Cascante in Dallas holy fucking shit. 

What the fuck are you doing?

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Wolff has shown he can hang in this league

Absolutely he has. But so has Finally, all he's literally done is hung in this league. Is Wolff, at his young age, up to making a difference in a game this intense? I hope so. 

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