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he gone.

[beaten to the punch! so heres a different tweet explaining more]
 

 

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"mutually agree"

Dr Evil Whatever GIF

CR7 still out there. 

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

"mutually agree"

Dr Evil Whatever GIF

CR7 still out there. 

Let’s be more realistic.  Eden Hazard is unhappy.
 

https://www.espn.com/soccer/real-madrid-espreal_madrid/story/4705074/real-madrids-eden-hazard-talks-to-espn-about-overcoming-injurieshis-future-and-benzema-for-ballon-dor

 

Put him where we are playing Ring and move Ring back where he belongs.  One can dream!  


What about the biter?

We could use another player who plays defense with some competence and does not let crosses go through his legs 9/10 times.  

Is Pulisic shittier than this guy? I find that hard to believe.

Lol wtf is this? Midfield can’t maintain possession. Mucho estupido 

Holy fucking shit dude. Anyone in the audience want to play keeper?

Unbelievable.  I have a hard time thinking Stu would have done that.

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In all 35ish years of watching football that is by far the worst keeper howler i've ever seen and i've watched a LOT of U6 YMCA 

What the fuck is Ring doing. Possess the ball.

Well, we know beyond a shadow of a doubt which normal starter we absolutely cannot afford to sit out a match.

I think we also know that Felipe’s only value is as a shit stirring sub when we are up.  

Felipe is going to break a single game record for waiting for a pass and having it taken from him. 

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Felipe is absolute trash and the fact that we sit dani to watch him hack ankles and be slow all around the pitch is a crime. 

I've missed the last few games. This version of the team looks likes a festering asshole. Wtf? 

And our backup keeper needs to find a new profession. 

His run and dish to Felipe was also world class. He's a really good player - not just by MLS standards 

 

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We really need a replacement for Cascante. He just makes waaay too many little errors 

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A dude wearing the 74 kits just destroyed our center backs and 2nd keeper lol

Well we either get one or two back or turn this into a tennis set with this current 11

That was so cool. Love it 

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Nice bicycle pass.  LOL.

Unicorn bicycle assist. 

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