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It really is like soccer WWE. 

Fuck yes. Chupa mi pene. 

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And 1-0 Verde!  Ring puts a pretty pedestrian shot on goal and it squirts thru the KC keeper's legs.  

Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

And 1-0 Verde!  Ring puts a pretty pedestrian shot on goal and it squirts thru the KC keeper's legs.  

It was a good strike. Savable but that's a dangerous ball. 

Can someone explain to me why we aren't playing arguably the best player in the MLS up front?

That's our ball, ref. If you weren't blind, deaf and dumb. 

Meh. Guess we played above our weight most of the season. Tbf to the players this is mostly on Wolff. Driussi isn't a fucking LM. 

What a fucking save Stu. Now go score another one and quit dicking around. 

Alright I'll bitch a little bit less now. 

This dude is actually mentally disabled. 

Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

Diego may have been a half step off too. Jesus. 

It doesn't fucking matter it's off the keeper. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This dude is actually mentally disabled. 

It doesn't fucking matter it's off the keeper. 

It has been a loooong fucking time since I reffed kids soccer, but I think if he is off when the ball is kicked, he has to be out of the play until another player possesses it. Deflection doesn't put him back onside. 

1 minute ago, Chips O'Toole said:

It has been a loooong fucking time since I reffed kids soccer, but I think if he is off when the ball is kicked, he has to be out of the play until another player possesses it. Deflection doesn't put him back onside. 

Nah, it does. The reason they disallowed it is because Urruti is running free offsides like a fucking dumbass and it's enough to call interference. 

If it's off the defender it resets anyone being offsides - but you can't interfere with the play. 

3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Well I was a shit ref anyway. Slightly better player. 

It's the right call. With the initial angle they were showing it didn't look like Urruti did all that much but that widened view where it shows him just prancing around the box is kind of damning.

Fuck yeah. Motherfuckin player of the year right there. 

I mean fuck me he's good. Wow. 

Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

Props to Wolff for starting that off. 

World class tackle there for his age. He'll be in Europe before he's 20. 

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

my next game gonna be in Austin. Sept 17

lets link

We are for sure hanging out bitch.

Got my dang 20 year reunion day before in SA.. but imma jet up for the game on sat. 

5 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Imma be in town for bama too. Let’s link @ztejas

Guessing Surly will have a tailgate for Bama. 

On 7/31/2022 at 4:17 PM, ztejas said:

Guessing Surly will have a tailgate for Bama. 

im thinking of being in Seattle instead....just peeked at them tix for bama...yikes

 

but for sure that next weekend i'll be in Austin

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