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Just doing terrifying shit in our own end again, aka our opening strategy through 25 minutes. 

3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Just doing terrifying shit in our own end again, aka our opening strategy through 25 minutes. 

It's 2 billion percent a coaching issue. And I'm not sure why it's worse at home. 

I think Wolff is fine. But if he has a shortcoming it's getting these guys ready to play out of the gate. 

Wolff needs to play more. Maybe he commits a pen but he could use mins and he isn't about to be washed up like Finlay. 

Pereira drives me up the God damn wall. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Pereira drives me up the God damn wall. 

Yeah, that last sequence where Driussi fielded it cleanly deep in the box and we end up watching Pereira doink it away to nobody was embarrassing. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Low-key I like this ref. He doesn't fuck around with the pens. 

Do we have any good Driussi chants yet at home? I think I saw a seven nation army one proposed but don't think it took off. 

Hey look - Pereira fucking up possession again. 

Yup. Solid Stuver save there. Hard to stand on your head and still hold onto it.

Plus early handbags.

That isn't an extra touch, Lahoud. Urruti had nothing to do there. 

Driussi rushed that. Should have taken a dribble to the right then blasted it left. 

HOLY FUCK PEREIRA IS SUCH A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT

Claudio - please - sell this fucking bum. 

Seriously - do y'all see him just trotting and leaving that dude wide fucking open on the right side in the box??? WTF are you doing man?

Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Cascante has had such a good game so far. And then that

Except he's been flirting with disaster all night. Not surprised at all that he just did that - he's been really dangerous with the ball. 

Also he's dumb as a box of rocks. But we all know that. 

Main upgrades we need are CB and another/better box to box. 

Seems like this team just turns it on when they get behind. It's fun to watch, but won't get us far in the postseason. 

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

HOLY FUCK PEREIRA IS SUCH A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT

Claudio - please - sell this fucking bum. 

Seriously - do y'all see him just trotting and leaving that dude wide fucking open on the right side in the box??? WTF are you doing man?

Going full Derka - but here. You can actually rewind the Livestream like a DVR recording (which is cool).

 

 

1 minute ago, Chips O'Toole said:

So that sums up my opinion if Redes pretty well. 

Not sure why he sees the field. Ever.

So that sums up my opinion if Redes pretty well. 

Wife and I both yelled versions of “fucking of course” as he tapdanced then gave it away. I hate him.

And yeah Redes is obviously terrible. That goes without saying. 

Shiiiiit that's almost a red. 

But yeah^ definitely the right play

Redes is like when a high school team lets the manager play at the end of the season. 

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Could be better long term that we weren't too good this season. We're definitely crashing back down to earth. 

There's a lot that we need to shore up roster-wise. This team could still win the cup - but that's mainly due to the nature of the event itself. We could probably just as easily get bounced in the first round. 

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