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TIL that Colombian men bone donkeys and are proud of it.

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It’s a cultural practice in parts of Colombia. Prepares them for when they’re married. They’ll be ready for their wife. Wtf  

 

 

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Thanks a lot asshole for fucking up my youtube algos. 

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Thanks a lot asshole

Are you Colombian?

30 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

"So they don't have sex with the males?  That would be  . . . weird"?

Edited by TwiceHorn

That dude really loved donkeys. The story he told about the pregnant donkey with the big fat ass. lulz and his discussion about street donkeys.

 

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30 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Now we know the real reason why @ATexanAbroad went to Colombia.

They're much better than American donkeys, but you wouldn't know anything about that because you're probably married to a white woman. 

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

That dude really loved donkeys. The story he told about the pregnant donkey with the big fat ass. lulz and his discussion about street donkeys.

 

When he said "sometimes you think about a girl, but sometimes, you're just there thinking about the donkey you're fucking" I lost it

32 minutes ago, goatsaag said:

When he said "sometimes you think about a girl, but sometimes, you're just there thinking about the donkey you're fucking" I lost it

username checks out. 

That dude really loved donkeys. The story he told about the pregnant donkey with the big fat ass. lulz and his discussion about street donkeys.
 

I used to work with a Mexican guy that said the same kind of nonsense.
3 hours ago, Humble Beast said:

It’s a cultural practice in parts of Colombia. Prepares them for when they’re married. They’ll be ready for their wife. Wtf  

 

 

Username sorta checks out

I lost it when the sex therapist talked about it feeling different and men who fuck female dogs liking that better because they are tighter than human women.

 

 

Texas Am Dog GIF by Texas A&M University

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5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I lost it when the sex therapist talked about it feeling different and men who fuck female dogs liking that better because they are tighter than human women.

 

 

Texas Am Dog GIF by Texas A&M University

Once you go collie, you never go back. It’s just so tight. 

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2 minutes ago, Humble Beast said:

Once you go collie, you never go back. It’s just so tight. 

With that username you better be careful around these parts.

34 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Raping animals. So funny... 

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38 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Raping animals. So funny... 

how was the donkey dressed?

I thought I might regret clicking on this thread and I was right.

When Maybe A Coordinator gets well and comes back here and asks what he missed, he’s going to be so proud of us when he reads this thread. 

7 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Raping animals. So funny... 

Is it legitimate rape or is this how the equisapiens revolution starts?  The body shuts down when it’s legitimate.

game of thrones khaleesi GIF

 

Not clicking on the link but there was a Vice episode years ago about this.

Raping animals. So funny... 

And yet God created…the Ass.
33 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Not clicking on the link but there was a Vice episode years ago about this.

Then you've already clicked the link years ago. 

I'm guessing it's the same since it's Vice too. 

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

When Maybe A Coordinator gets well and comes back here and asks what he missed, he’s going to be so proud of us when he reads this thread. 

I know him in person. He's probably already in Colombia.

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There’s a thousand weird things about this, but what really freaks me out is how young they get started. My son is 13 and in that culture I would’ve already explained that he should go fuck a donkey. I would also be encouraging he and his friends to do it regularly. Wtf. 

Reminds me of how they left the cattle fucking sequence out of the movie version of Last Picture Show

13 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Shrek would have been an entirely different movie if you’re attracted to the donkey.

porque no ta pegandolo eng el burro? que puto es Eshrek.

22 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Thanks a lot asshole for fucking up my youtube algos. 

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8 hours ago, Humble Beast said:

There’s a thousand weird things about this, but what really freaks me out is how young they get started. My son is 13 and in that culture I would’ve already explained that he should go fuck a donkey. I would also be encouraging he and his friends to do it regularly. Wtf. 

“ Son - remember to pick the one called Mama del sur de Austin…”

“Son, never trust a big Donkey and a smile.”

and people think it takes a lab to come up with weird shit like corona or monkeypox. our species is a fucking plague on this planet.

1 hour ago, naija said:

and people think it takes a lab to come up with weird shit like corona or monkeypox. our species is a fucking plague on this planet.

So the lady in Wuhan banged the bat, not ate it?

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Just made it to our hotel in Costa Rica.  I thought of this thread every time I saw a donkey on the drive here from the airport. Plan on asking the locals later if they fuck their donkeys. 

1 minute ago, Humble Beast said:

Just made it to our hotel in Costa Rica.  I thought of this thread every time I saw a donkey on the drive here from the airport. Plan on asking the locals later if they fuck their donkeys. 

I bet they fuck donkeys outside of Limon.

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22 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I bet they fuck donkeys outside of Limon.

So hey do y’all fuck your donkeys?

No. 

Well you should try it. It helps stretch your dick out.  

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