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Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it?

i deceived you, mom.  trick makes it seem like we have a playful relationship. 

I'd have to get up pretty early to get drunk by one o'clock

They were not making fun of Andy Griffith. This cannot be stressed enough.

15 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i deceived you, mom.  trick makes it seem like we have a playful relationship. 

My ILLUSIONS. You don't have time for my ILLUSIONS. 

M: Rock sinks boat

L: Michael?

M: Mom, I'm right in the middle of something. [turns to Gob]  Get rid of The Seaward.

L: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

It's a banana, Michael. What can it cost? Ten dollars?

Will never forget getting banned from hf for putting the gif of maeby coming down the stairs in my signature. 

He’s hiding Ann in the attic. 
 

From who? The nazis?

57 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Will never forget getting banned from hf for putting the gif of maeby coming down the stairs in my signature. 

Which gif was that?

Can’t find it. She probably wasn’t of age. I was young and dumb then. Now too. But dumber then. 

But there are dozens of us like that. 
 

Dozens!!!

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"How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?"
"The cabin, yes. That would be difficult too."

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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No touching!

13 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Maybe I'll stick it in her brownie.

Hey!

We use Lucille's "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it" pretty often in our house.

the light treason meme has been everywhere the last few years

I May have committed some light treason | Arrested Development | Know Your  Meme

On 7/23/2022 at 11:22 PM, austingirl said:

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it?

It's a cross. 

42 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

It's a cross. 

Across from where?

The fact that you’re calling making love “Pop Pop” tells me you’re not ready.

Mother, have you seen my rubber hand?

It's in the dishwasher. Your father and I were using it for something.

Oh for God's sake! Can't you keep my hand to yourself?

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“Well you can say goodbye to me and also say goodbye” (raising shirt)

-No no no no no

“…to these”

 

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