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I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

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1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Pics?

 

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You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

17 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

You should probably just shake it off. 

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5 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

That’s a relief. 

5 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

And the song title is in reference to blow jobs

The content in the OP was apparently an old TexAgs post from back in the day fwiw. An aggie in one of the CFB discords I'm a part of referenced the "joke" months ago

5 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

I thought she was referring to the way ousux holds when they play Texas.

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http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/173361/rakheld.jpg

Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

12 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

Yeah but he got it right about it being a hot new track. It came out just 13 years ago.

Edited by ztejas

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah but he got it right about it being a hot new track. It came out just 13 years ago.

It must have just recently made it to the College Station radio playlist.

Edited by lemonandaturd

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24 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The content in the OP was apparently an old TexAgs post from back in the day fwiw. An aggie in one of the CFB discords I'm a part of referenced the "joke" months ago

 

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Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

Pure rage [emoji36] burns through me when I see this. I didn’t watch much last year after OU as I figured our product wasn’t going to be able to overcome the refs against anybody not named OU. Luckily, since we’re both leaving, that game gets called well. The makeup calls toward the end of the game make me just as mad, as it makes it seem like even more of a stat sheet thing the refs can point to afterwards. Was it OSU where the big 12 preemptively said a couple very controversial calls were all nothing-to-see-here?

I see we are letting any old mongoloid flipper baby with a cleft palate start threads now. I look forward to future content of this high quality. 

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3 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

I see we are letting any old mongoloid flipper baby with a cleft palate start threads now. I look forward to future content of this high quality. 

Andy Samberg Thats Cool GIF

 

Well, OP must be aggy, so yeah.

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Screw the cunt…

That’s where I aim too. 

1 hour ago, Vermin said:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/173361/rakheld.jpg

Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

And fuckers on this board from the Big 12 schools left behind acting all indignant that we didn't want to stay.

"But we did everything the right way!"

Not really. Been pretty tame thus far this year. 
 

No lumpy city council chicks banging romeo rose and flashing her tits. No sick fucking bastard diddling boys in a trailer while throwing rocks from overpasses while crusading for private parking issues. 
 

You know, other stuff we normally see. 

3 hours ago, Vermin said:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/173361/rakheld.jpg

Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

Way to fucking soon.  why don’t you post picks from the okst game fuck job while you’re at it?
 

Yeah just fuck the big12 - get ready for more this year.   I can’t imagine a scenario where we get treated fairly against tech, baylor, tcu, ok st, wvu, iowa st.   

3 hours ago, Irieguy said:

I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

Nice attempt to cover that you're a Taylor Swift fan.

3 hours ago, Irieguy said:

I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

What a pussy

4 hours ago, Irieguy said:

I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

Obligatory 

 

 

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Taylor who ????

 

Swift. It's right there in the thread title. Also she is very famous. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Swift. It's right there in the thread title. Also she is very famous. 

Wow really ???

Who would have thought.

Between Gag Me  and Swift  and working in a music associated business I have no doubt about why this story is news to me.

On 7/27/2022 at 6:18 PM, perfectchaos007 said:

The content in the OP was apparently an old TexAgs post from back in the day fwiw. An aggie in one of the CFB discords I'm a part of referenced the "joke" months ago

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On 7/27/2022 at 6:19 PM, Vermin said:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/173361/rakheld.jpg

Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

Now we have bad blood.  You made a really deep cut.  

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