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#2901

Where Does Texas Tech Football Go from Here? Does TCU Bench Morris? Is Baylor a 2-10 Team?

 

Guys a clown, but still funny 😂😂😂😂

 

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#2903

6pm start on Saturday vs Ducks on FOX

Texas Tech Football: New Lighting System at Jones AT&T Stadium | Sept. 5, 2023

#2904
8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

6pm start on Saturday vs Ducks on FOX

Texas Tech Football: New Lighting System at Jones AT&T Stadium | Sept. 5, 2023

That will look awesome while Oregon is kicking their asses.

#2905
On 9/4/2023 at 3:26 PM, LTtxfan said:

Crosspost of @Hank Scorpio

 

 

 

Imagine a UT regent logging onto Orangebloods posting shit like this. Fucking amateurs. 

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Well, the field is named after him, he started the NIL collective, and he played football for Tech.  So to compare him to an average regent isn't exactly apples to apples.

#2906
1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

Well, the field is named after him, he started the NIL collective, and he played football for Tech.  So to compare him to an average regent isn't exactly apples to apples.

You named your field after that dipshit?

#2907
20 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That will look awesome while Oregon is kicking their asses.

It hides the blood stained field.

#2910

From wiki:

In 2021, Cody Campbell, a former player, donated $25 million towards the south end zone project. In honor of his donation, the stadium was renamed to Jones AT&T Stadium and Cody Campbell Field.

 

 

#2911
1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

You named your field after that dipshit?

That dipshit is a self-made billionaire.

What have you done?

#2912
20 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

That dipshit is a self-made billionaire.

What have you done?

Perhaps that dipshit is the exception, but  the whole "self made" thing is generally a crock of shit. The 400 wealthiest Americans own more wealth than half of all Americans combined and over 70 percent of the Forbes richest 400 Americans grew up in substantial privilege.

I didn't work with said dipshit directly, but I have worked in the Permian for years and have done projects for Double Eagle. In my limited experience with them, they hire dipshits who are their buddies and those dispshits have no clue how to run a drilling operation. To be fair, at least two of them were up front that they were dipshits.

 

#2913

post Sir Cheeto, and here come the slanted  lessons in civics/ socioeconomics.

Fuck that.

Losing to Wyoming is better than that shit.

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#2914
36 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Perhaps that dipshit is the exception, but  the whole "self made" thing is generally a crock of shit. The 400 wealthiest Americans own more wealth than half of all Americans combined and over 70 percent of the Forbes richest 400 Americans grew up in substantial privilege.

I didn't work with said dipshit directly, but I have worked in the Permian for years and have done projects for Double Eagle. In my limited experience with them, they hire dipshits who are their buddies and those dispshits have no clue how to run a drilling operation. To be fair, at least two of them were up front that they were dipshits.

 

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#2916
1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

That dipshit is a self-made billionaire.

What have you done?

This is a "my dad can beat up your dad" type of argument. Do better.

#2918
Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

How is the first game or a season a trap game?

Could not fucking agree with that line of  questioning more.  The notion still pisses me off.

We're not remotely good enough to get caught looking past an opponent.  Not even fucking close.

#2920
1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

This is a "my dad can beat up your dad" type of argument. Do better.

No, it's not.

You called him a dipshit.  I pointed out that the "dipshit" is a self-made billionaire.  Not sure you can cast dipshit aspersions unless you are also a self-made billionaire.

#2922

There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day.

#2923
11 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

We can’t call billionaires dipshits because they made a lot of money?

Ok. 

Once you join the 3 comma club, your dipshit sins are erased.

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#2924
24 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

We can’t call billionaires dipshits because they made a lot of money?      Ok. 

 

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#2925

I stand corrected.  Well-played, Surly.  Well-played indeed  


Pam- my apologies. I have been shown the error of my ways. 

 

#2926

A gloryhole does not a gentleman make.

 

So says Surlyfucious.

#2927
On 9/4/2023 at 3:26 PM, LTtxfan said:

Crosspost of @Hank Scorpio

 

 

Imagine a UT regent logging onto Orangebloods posting shit like this. Fucking amateurs. 

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Don't hire a high school football coach that thinks 4th down is 3rd down.

#2930
15 hours ago, redswingline said:

Perhaps that dipshit is the exception, but  the whole "self made" thing is generally a crock of shit. The 400 wealthiest Americans own more wealth than half of all Americans combined and over 70 percent of the Forbes richest 400 Americans grew up in substantial privilege.

I didn't work with said dipshit directly, but I have worked in the Permian for years and have done projects for Double Eagle. In my limited experience with them, they hire dipshits who are their buddies and those dispshits have no clue how to run a drilling operation. To be fair, at least two of them were up front that they were dipshits.

 

Good fucking God.

#2931
13 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day.

So, you were havin ’ sex with the little fella then?

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#2933

Tech used Zach Bryan's "Revival" in video 😋

Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy’s birthday celebration ended with a revival.

The Cowboys’ longtime coach celebrated his 56th birthday Saturday by attending Zach Bryan’s concert at the BOK Center in Tulsa.

Then Gundy made a surprise appearance on stage, joining Bryan, his band and others on stage for the encore performance of Bryan’s hit “Revival.”

 

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#2935

Found a way to lose.

Not pleased.

#2940

All will be good after Red Raiders take care of the "juggernaut" that is Tarlton St this week.

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#2945
Simply put, there is no recruiting juggernaut in the new Big 12 with Texas and Oklahoma off to the SEC.


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#2946
2 hours ago, statsman said:

Why is that a new story? I thought he committed a while ago

He's been leaning toward Tech for a while,  but I think he never made it publicly official until yesterday.  Some people have been wondering if he was a silent commit and just waited to announce when it seemed like a good time, which sounds plausible, but that's speculation.

#2947
21 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

All will be good after Red Raiders take care of the "juggernaut" that is Tarlton St this week.

 

I would love to take care of these juggs

 

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#2949
7 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

 


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Prime ain't in the Big 12 yet.  He'll be at the top of the list for any vacancies at the end of the year.

#2950
On 9/12/2023 at 2:53 PM, TrashMaster G said:

So 0-2 Tech plays Tarleton this week and 0-2 Baylor gets Long Island.

That is how you keep from falling to 0-3.

Presumably.

Oregon college football flipping off Texas Tech fans…This makes me a fan 🦆

But for now, that .000 winning percentage seems to be going over real well out there.  Maybe joey can buy them all letter jackets and make them feels better. 

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