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59 minutes ago, ABSR said:

West Texas 7's are Iowa 9's or 10's.....but your point is still valid.

Hot isn’t relative.

If you want to argue there’s more, that’s a different argument.  But you can be the hottest chick in town and still be a 4.5, ya know.  A 7 is a 7.

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    That's funny, I've always thought the "Tell me about ...." threads were about Texas fans shit talking specifically about the subject school and not a thread on the Texas board for the fans of that sub

  • Keep ‘em coming - the Yormark and McGuire memes and vids - not only are they well deserved, most of them are hilarious. 🤣   Now that the Tech/UT series is officially over - or at least pause

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i've survived 4 trips to lubbock for road games without catching any stds, so i give the town 4 out of 5 gunsups. none of them were 10s, but whatevs.

15 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Texas women >>>>>>>> iowa
 

There are way more people in Texas, so of course there are more hot chicks.  I’m on an island and will get negged, I know, but I couldn’t roll my eyes harder at the pervasive “Texas women are hotter than ____” thing.

I’ve been to Texas many times.  For every smoke show southern belle, there’s a 5 chinned heart attack waiting to happen.  Pretty sure a bunch of America’s fattest cities are in Texas.

Lots of hot chicks, and lots that aren’t.  Seems to be the case about anywhere.

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12 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

There are way more people in Texas, so of course there are more hot chicks.  I’m on an island and will get negged, I know, but I couldn’t roll my eyes harder at the pervasive “Texas women are hotter than ____” thing.

I’ve been to Texas many times.  For every smoke show southern belle, there’s a 5 chinned heart attack waiting to happen.  Pretty sure a bunch of America’s fattest cities are in Texas.

Lots of hot chicks, and lots that aren’t.  Seems to be the case about anywhere.

While I disagree with whatever point you're making keep in mind the person you're responding to is mentally deficient in several key areas linked to being a functioning member of society. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

While I disagree with whatever point you're making keep in mind the person you're responding to is mentally deficient in several key areas linked to being a functioning member of society. 

Don’t worry, I’m just trying to become a focal point for disdain in the thread by giving what will be a universally reviled opinion.  Stop all this Texan on Texan hate and such.

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2 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Such good uniforms

 

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These have always been my favorites.

On 11/1/2018 at 2:55 PM, Bash Riprock said:

 

Fuck that game. But mainly, fuck y'all for losing to ou and causing a 3 way tie, thus causing both of us to miss the Big 12 title game.

12 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Don’t worry, I’m just trying to become a focal point for disdain in the thread by giving what will be a universally reviled opinion.  Stop all this Texan on Texan hate and such.

I was with you until you said "seems to be the case about everywhere"

Texas Tech has had some solid uniforms, but Jesus Christ, when they drop the ball...they drop the fucking ball.

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Eric Ward, holla...but gotdam those unis to hell.

50 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Texas Tech has had some solid uniforms, but Jesus Christ, when they drop the ball...they drop the fucking ball.

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Whoever designed the 3rd one should be publically shot.

And, on the thread's record, Tech has some great unis.

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54 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Texas Tech has had some solid uniforms, but Jesus Christ, when they drop the ball...they drop the fucking ball.

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Speaking of dropping the ball...

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Didn't Kliff design these? 

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Uniforms that Tech needs to stick with

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And I also like the gray unis

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Forgot the throwbacks

Fuck that mylanta bullshit.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I was with you until you said "seems to be the case about everywhere"

Fair enough.  Nebraska has lots of nasty chicks.  Fuck Nebraska.

I expect Beto supporters to rush field tomorrow night in Lubuttox. 

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13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Uniforms that Tech needs to stick with

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And I also like the gray unis

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These are all good except for the greys. Always loved their all black look.

 

Red and black are great colors, idk why Tech feels the need to derp it up with some of those goofy ass uniforms like the ones Blanton posted.

This scheme should be our home uni for day games, as in more than once per season:

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This one for night games, like tonight:

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Throwbacks for Homecoming.

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4 minutes ago, slorch said:

This scheme should be our home uni for day games, as in more than once per season:

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These are my all-time Tech favs...white-red-black

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damn editor wouldn't let me change.

 

These throwbacks:

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opinions can be wrong, too...

2 hours ago, slorch said:

This scheme should be our home uni for day games, as in more than once per season:

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This one for night games, like tonight:

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Throwbacks for Homecoming.

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The top one, red jersey black pants, is the best by far IMO

Seems like the TTU thread is only Lubbock sluts and alternative uniform talk. 

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3 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

That's a beautiful shade of red. I think that old school TT logo is ugly, though.

What’s ugly about it? It’s a classic. 

7 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Seems like the TTU thread is only Lubbock sluts and alternative uniform talk. 

Sounds like a Texas Tech thread if there ever was one. 

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23 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Seems like the TTU thread is only Lubbock sluts 

You say that as if it's a bad thing

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8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

You say that as if it's a bad thing

 

 

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“Smell my finger”

21 hours ago, slorch said:

1. troll somewhere else.  Sling shit somewhere else.  That is what you are doing.

2.  Nobody here sought out yours or any other motherfucker's approval of what is or is not a great college town.

3. With regard to alleged 'persecution complex' nobody here wishes they has gone to school in Austin, Norman, College Station or any of the other sordid places where your beloved autumnal mead might have been available.  Going to school in Lubbock was and is a fantastic experience, regardless of your endorsement( lol...who the fuck are you?)

After catching up on this thread for the first time in ages, this sums up my feelings toward the UT peeps who pop in to troll on this thread. 

21 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Uniforms that Tech needs to stick with

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This is a clean look...

Probably going to get the 11am slot time for the Texas game due to both teams losing.  

Any chance Carter plays?

A guy at the office today said he was done with Tech after the loss to OU. "They had their shot to maybe compete in a Big 12 Title game, but nope they lost..."

I reminded him that he picked Tech to go 3-9 on our pick'em sheet. Now, he's quitting the program with a 5-4 record with 3 games left to be played. Finish 8-4. That's something to get excited about. It's progress, at least. 

 

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I should probably say that I'm done with Tech.  I did it with the Texans and then they rolled off 6 straight W's.  

16 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

A guy at the office today said he was done with Tech after the loss to OU. "They had their shot to maybe compete in a Big 12 Title game, but nope they lost..."

I reminded him that he picked Tech to go 3-9 on our pick'em sheet. Now, he's quitting the program with a 5-4 record with 3 games left to be played. Finish 8-4. That's something to get excited about. It's progress, at least. 

 

No true fan of Tech gives up like that.

I hated Quitterville worse than anything, but I still wanted our team to win.

Fuck that guy... your buddy and PBT.

Why does half the stadium leave in the second half?  I’ve seen that in back to back weeks, OU and Texas.  

14 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Why does half the stadium leave in the second half?  I’ve seen that in back to back weeks, OU and Texas.  

Two words. Kliff Kingsbury.

He has not won a home Big 12 Twelve game other than KU in 3 years now.

 

 

9 hours ago, pigmeat markham said:

Two words. Kliff Kingsbury.

He has not won a home Big 12 Twelve game other than KU in 3 years now.

 

 

Yep, I think Kliff has turned a corner and has been limited by bad luck with QB injuries this year, but until he starts winning big games at home, there a lot of people who are gonna go back to their tailgate after halftime and drink rather than sitting in freezing cold stands waiting for Kliff to do something they've never seen him do.

Tech can't even build a straight goalpost. Ancient building included for comparison. We seriously need a new conference. 

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Absolutely dominated by Kansas State.

On 11/12/2018 at 11:42 AM, Dirk X West said:

Yep, I think Kliff has turned a corner and has been limited by bad luck with QB injuries this year, but until he starts winning big games at home, there a lot of people who are gonna go back to their tailgate after halftime and drink rather than sitting in freezing cold stands waiting for Kliff to do something they've never seen him do.

turned the corner right into the fucking toilet 

and, maybe the unemployment line.

42 minutes ago, michaelpshayes said:

turned the corner right into the fucking toilet 

Today he did. This one today was just a classic "we ain't feelin it, coach Kingsbury"/"give the fuck up before the game's even started" loss.  

I quit on Coach Bro last week. 

Evidently, so did his squad. 

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