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Matt Wells is awful. Hope Texas Tech keeps him there for a LONG time because it's a guaranteed win for the Horns. He coaches scared, makes weird decisions, just not what I see to be a winning coach in this conference

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    That's funny, I've always thought the "Tell me about ...." threads were about Texas fans shit talking specifically about the subject school and not a thread on the Texas board for the fans of that sub

  • Keep ‘em coming - the Yormark and McGuire memes and vids - not only are they well deserved, most of them are hilarious. 🤣   Now that the Tech/UT series is officially over - or at least pause

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6 hours ago, Blotto said:

Ha. Fuck Slorch and the rest of those jr college wannabes

FTR, i don't endorse that bullshit.  Never have.  I yelled at the Tv, 
"Don't do that shit.  Now we're fucked."

It was one of these:

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The memes this game produced are fucking epic.

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No longer a Tech fan... 😂😂😂

 

Put his reputation on Tech... LOLz.  Dumbass.

Fuck you Flyers boy.  he's a degenerate gambler if he bet the moneyline on Tech yesterday.

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I work with, quite possibly, the most obnoxious Tech fan in the state.  Her son-in-law went to OU, so she doubly hates Texas.  Tomorrow is going to be quite bearable.

That's dumb AF.  Tech kicker had several TBs on the day.  He was booming his regular kickoffs.

On 9/27/2020 at 6:47 AM, LTtxfan said:

No longer a Tech fan... 😂😂😂

 

Fucktarded bets get fucktarded results. Don't blame Tech, fucktard.

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

lol... yeah that was the play that cost them... would have made our 4 play drive likely a 5 play drive

On 9/27/2020 at 7:51 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

I work with, quite possibly, the most obnoxious Tech fan in the state.  Her son-in-law went to OU, so she doubly hates Texas.  Tomorrow is going to be quite bearable.

Please report back.

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

lol... yeah that was the play that cost them... would have made our 4 play drive likely a 5 play drive

This. 

Her exact words...

"Rough weekend.  My son in law (OU grad) called at the end of the game so we could share a laugh at TX losing.  We didn't laugh very long."

28 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Her exact words...

"Rough weekend.  My son in law (OU grad) called at the end of the game so we could share a laugh at TX losing.  We didn't laugh very long."

The $ooner was laughing after his team had already lost to KSU who was down 8 players?  Sounds about right.

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

The $ooner was laughing after his team had already lost to KSU who was down 8 players?  Sounds about right.

Yeah.  I told her later that at least he won't have to worry about OU embarassing themselves in the playoffs this year.  She was not amused.

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So Alan Bowman has apparently been benched in favor of the transfer from Utah State.  But, I'm confused because Tim Brando and Spencer Tillman spent 4+ hours telling is how awesome Bowman is and made him sound like the Second Coming.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

So Alan Bowman has apparently been benched in favor of the transfer from Utah State.  But, I'm confused because Tim Brando and Spencer Tillman spent 4+ hours telling is how awesome Bowman is and made him sound like the Second Coming.

They were wrong.

So Alan Bowman has apparently been benched in favor of the transfer from Utah State.  But, I'm confused because Tim Brando and Spencer Tillman spent 4+ hours telling is how awesome Bowman is and made him sound like the Second Coming.
Not the first qb to have looked great against Texas and not so great against other defenses over the last few years.
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14 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:
So Alan Bowman has apparently been benched in favor of the transfer from Utah State.  But, I'm confused because Tim Brando and Spencer Tillman spent 4+ hours telling is how awesome Bowman is and made him sound like the Second Coming.

Not the first qb to have looked great against Texas and not so great against other defenses over the last few years.

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ou SUCKS !!!

 

 

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On 10/27/2020 at 1:14 PM, Bash Riprock said:

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Soapsuds farts and shits in aggys direction! Advantage Tech! RESPECT!

Lol’ing at some fucking moron On Tech football pages trying to say Art Briles Is a fantastic candidate to replace Wells, because good oh art was just the scapegoat for Baylor’s transgressions. I mean I guess it could be arts mom if she weren’t dead already...

when I say I would rather finish last then have that motherfucker is the face of tech football, it may very well come to fruition this year. And yes I can stomach finishing last way the hell Easier than seeing that piece of shit in red and black

Wells should be fired before he gets off the field for that call. 

Wells is done and he knows it. Probably already agreed to go back to Utah State behind the scenes now that the job is open

7 minutes ago, Juke_Em said:

Wells is done and he knows it. Probably already agreed to go back to Utah State behind the scenes now that the job is open

Seriously? From Tech, BEFORE he finished his 2nd year? During a messed up 2nd season.

Ain't no way. Wells going to be at Tech a long time.

5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Seriously? From Tech, BEFORE he finished his 2nd year? During a messed up 2nd season.

Ain't no way. Wells going to be at Tech a long time.

He just attempted a fucking field goal on 2nd and 4 from the 30 with almost 3 minutes to go.  And missed. 

That's worse than mensa level stupid. 

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38 minutes ago, pops said:

He just attempted a fucking field goal on 2nd and 4 from the 30 with almost 3 minutes to go.  And missed. 

That's worse than mensa level stupid. 

Lol.. I had flipped over and didn't see that. Yeah I'm going to have to retract my thoughts completely.  At least Mensa found his future OC

1 hour ago, pops said:

He just attempted a fucking field goal on 2nd and 4 from the 30 with almost 3 minutes to go.  And missed. 

That's worse than mensa level stupid. 

My lady friend is pretty smart, except when it comes to football and sports in general.  She has less football sense as a box of rocks. 

When they tried the second down field goal, she asked if it was even legal to do so on any down but fourth.  I explained the rule and she said, "They should have tried to score seven with a touchdown and then the field goal would have won the game, right?  That was dumb."

Just now, DeadArmadillo said:

My lady friend is pretty smart, except when it comes to football and sports in general.  She has less football sense as a box of rocks. 

When they tried the second down field goal, she asked if it was even legal to do so on any down but fourth.  I explained the rule and she said, "They should have tried to score seven with a touchdown and then the field goal would have won the game, right?  That was dumb."

And she's smarter than wells. And Herman. 

2 hours ago, pops said:

And she's smarter than wells. And Herman. 

And she has a way sweeter rack than either of them and a nicer ass than Herman

1 hour ago, DeadArmadillo said:

And she has a way sweeter rack than either of them and a nicer ass than Herman

Wells does have a nice ass

9 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

And she has a way sweeter rack than either of them and a nicer ass than Herman

Dont we have rules about this?

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Do they pull the plug on Wells this week or wait until end of the season?

Getting into aggy territory with that notion.  How many former coaches does Tech think they can pay at one time?

On 11/2/2020 at 9:09 AM, slorch said:

Lol’ing at some fucking moron On Tech football pages trying to say Art Briles Is a fantastic candidate to replace Wells, because good oh art was just the scapegoat for Baylor’s transgressions. I mean I guess it could be arts mom if she weren’t dead already...

when I say I would rather finish last then have that motherfucker is the face of tech football, it may very well come to fruition this year. And yes I can stomach finishing last way the hell Easier than seeing that piece of shit in red and black

He's already worn those colors. I think it was when you were so proud of Tech.

10 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

He's already worn those colors. I think it was when you were so proud of Tech.

I am aware.   When you find out who someone is, they don't just have license to your life/ school forever.

Fuck Art Briles.  Fuck the people bringing him up as a candidate to work at Tech in any capacity.

maybe you Waco fucks still want him.  That's your deal, not ours.

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2 hours ago, slorch said:

I am aware.   When you find out who someone is, they don't just have license to your life/ school forever.

Fuck Art Briles.  Fuck the people bringing him up as a candidate to work at Tech in any capacity.

maybe you Waco fucks still want him.  That's your deal, not ours.

Relax, Maynard. But it's not like he showed up at Tech and nobody had ever heard of him or the stories circulating among the high school ranks about his character. That said, coaches look the other way and find ways to insulate themselves, plausible deniability is a requisite component of the job. He is poison though and anyone that would throw his name out as a candidate other than Mt Vernon is not doing any favors for any institution they truly value. We agree whole heartedly on that.

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