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6 minutes ago, slorch said:

Apprenticeship, if you will...

Funny part to that is he came from Cooper, Texas, now a 3A school probably with around 60 kids in his Senior class.  There he is finding his niche.   LOL and SMDH at the same time.  If Tech has had a better BIG back in my lifetime, i don't remember him.

One of my friends on our intramural flag football team that freshman year was from somewhere around Kilgore.  Had to go up against Bam in a high school football game.  The guy is like 5'11''-6'0'', maybe 185-195 lbs playing DE in high school.  Said when he went to tackle Bam, it was like a freight train had ran over him at full speed.  Bam was bigger than any other player on the field except for maybe 1 or 2 OL, and he's just a man amongst boys destroying anyone who got in his way.

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    That's funny, I've always thought the "Tell me about ...." threads were about Texas fans shit talking specifically about the subject school and not a thread on the Texas board for the fans of that sub

  • Keep ‘em coming - the Yormark and McGuire memes and vids - not only are they well deserved, most of them are hilarious. 🤣   Now that the Tech/UT series is officially over - or at least pause

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Edit: Cooper is still 2A.  

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On 8/26/2023 at 11:02 AM, Vertigo said:

Why have you gone to copying your myspace wall over here?

 

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gotdam commas and myspace.

offseason fighting like hell on the way out!!!

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On 8/26/2023 at 10:10 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

College Station/Texas a&m is more appealing 

Calling total bullshit. Most people I know that graduated from aggy left right after graduation and have no intentions of ever going back to visit aggieland. 2 of those being one of my brothers and my oldest sister. Also, a lot of their friends that attended have never gone back. 

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4 minutes ago, slorch said:

gotdam commas and myspace.

offseason fighting like hell on the way out!!!

Now you have to choose your top 8 friends to stir the pot and start some unnecessary bullshit drama! Damn the 2000s were fun times! 

40 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Calling total bullshit. Most people I know that graduated from aggy left right after graduation and have no intentions of ever going back to visit aggieland. 2 of those being one of my brothers and my oldest sister. Also, a lot of their friends that attended have never gone back. 

It's a shithole, honestly. Every time I've gone there it's been extremely depressing.

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1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

It's a shithole, honestly. Every time I've gone there it's been extremely depressing.

My brother was counting down the days til he could leave forever his senior year. Only reason he went there is because he got a full ride scholarship. 

34 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

My brother was counting down the days til he could leave forever his senior year. Only reason he went there is because he got a full ride scholarship. 

A full ride to texas a&m?

Is that a good thing?

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

A full ride to texas a&m?

Is that a good thing?

Results vary

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Looks like Joey is out on the recruiting trail.  Y’all be careful out there. 
 

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49 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Looks like Joey is out on the recruiting trail.  Y’all be careful out there. 
 

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Clearly meant KRGGRS. Big fan of their football stadium, apparently.

Tech's website sucks.

I guess that's what happens when you struggle to put three W's together

3 to go!!!

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18 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

A full ride to texas a&m?

Is that a good thing?

He's a 2%er so he could care less and didn't give 2 fucks about any of those aggy turditions. Also told me he thought fish camp was weird. 

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

He's a 2%er so he could care less and didn't give 2 fucks about any of those aggy turditions. Also told me he thought fish camp was weird. 

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On 8/29/2023 at 10:36 AM, slorch said:

Results vary

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literally any other school, I would have said that flag is fake or at least photoshopped.

 

 

Guys...there is a "Tell me about Texas A&M" thread over there.

I hate seeing this much maroon in the Texas Tech thread.

Texas Tech Football: Depth Chart Reveal Pres. by Reliant | 2023

Always looking forward to the Tech 2-deep to see if Some Guy beat out Just a Guy for the starting position in the opener against Who Gives a Fuck State. 

Similarly, it's usually interesting to see how Texas manages to piss away a roster loaded with superior talent and household names.

 

Fun Fun Fun.

 

Wreck Em!!!

This is the tech thread. Stay on subject please.

2 to go...

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Time to have some fun in this thread...

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2023 last week

Nice to see Joey get involved...

McGuire, without naming the schools, referred to OU and UT as "these so-called bluebloods — and I really question that. One of them's really good in Olympic sports."

McGuire credited Yormark with thinking outside the box and stabilizing the Big 12.

"I know he has a plan to close the gap," McGuire said, "but part of my job is to close it even faster. He said it: Part of my job is to make that team in burnt orange — if that's really a color — if that team leaves, then make sure that they're going to a conference that they can no longer compete in this conference with teams that are in this conference."

"There is an opportunity to put the Red Raiders at the forefront of this conference," McGuire said, "and I don't want to wait 'til 2024 when it's a new conference. It's more important to do it in 2023 when those old two are still here so they can understand exactly who runs the Big 12."

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TODAY from FKB

 

3 hours ago, slorch said:

2 to go...

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I think it is admirable that you started a QB with the paulsy.

Unfortunately it attacked his knee, or his record setting  season would have been even more productive.

NCAA Record Statistic
Season Passing Yards (Total)[6] / Season Passing Yards (13 Games)[6] 5,976 – 5,833 passing, 143 rushing (2003)
Season Passing Yards (12 Games)[6] 5,336 (2003)
Most yards gained passing, season[6] 5,833 (2003)
Most passes attempted, season[6] 719 (2003)
Most yards gained passing in 4 consecutive games[6] 2,239 (Sep 20 – Oct 11, 2003)
Most yards gained, Total Offense, season[6] 5,976 (2003)
Most yards gained, Total Offense, 3 games[6] 1,799 (2003)
Most yards gained, Total Offense, 4 games[6] 2,328 (2003)
Most games gaining 400 yards or more, Total Offense, season[6] 11 (2003)
Most consecutive games gaining 400 yards or more, Total Offense, season[6] 9 (2003)
Most consecutive games gaining 400 yards or more, Total Offense, career[6] 9 (2003)

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21 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I think it is admirable that you started a QB with the paulsy.

His name was Robert Paulsy.

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

His name was Robert Paulsy.

Robert Hall is the one QB from Tech history that I think would have killed it in the Air Raid.  He was before his time.

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Robert Hall is the one QB from Tech history that I think would have killed it in the Air Raid.  He was before his time.

Excuse the fuck outta me for trying to inject a bit of levity. You might want to re-watch Fight Club.

4 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Excuse the fuck outta me for trying to inject a bit of levity. You might want to re-watch Fight Club.

Wasn’t taking a shot, and I did laugh.  Calm down bro. 

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Also, that score halfway through the second.

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Dumb penalty for "Horns Down" or "Guns Down"

 

On 8/26/2023 at 7:33 AM, LTtxfan said:

Tech marketing their FB better now

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Maybe Tech can practice some Olympic sports?

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Abahhahahahahahhahahahahahha

 

get your fucking shine box

Lolz I’m pretty certain I was told Joey was the next Nick Saban, pretty sure Nick Saban never lost as 2 TD favorites to Wyoming…

Joey, tell us how you prepared for Wyoming?  Was it Wyoming's talent that put them over the top?  That's an interesting direction you got the team heading into for their game against Oregon.  Hello of a strategy trying to get Oregon to overlook their game against Tech with this loss--think it'll work?  

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