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    That's funny, I've always thought the "Tell me about ...." threads were about Texas fans shit talking specifically about the subject school and not a thread on the Texas board for the fans of that sub

  • Keep ‘em coming - the Yormark and McGuire memes and vids - not only are they well deserved, most of them are hilarious. 🤣   Now that the Tech/UT series is officially over - or at least pause

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#2952

Texas Tech Football: Week Three Press Conference | Sept. 11, 2023

 

 

Texas Tech Football: Raider Alley Concert Announcement (Cory Morrow) | Sept. 11, 2023

#2953

They honestly did a better job against Oregon than I thought they would. I was somewhat impressed. They still Tech'd it up though.

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#2954
2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

They honestly did a better job against Oregon than I thought they would. I was somewhat impressed. They still Tech'd it up though.

Night games in Lubbock are weird for visitors. 

#2960
On 9/14/2023 at 11:54 AM, Js1 said:

Night games in Lubbock are weird for visitors. 

Visitors to Lubbock should tread slowly because it is harder to see herpes at night

#2962
10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey didn't y'all lose to these idiots

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Hey they got a real FBS win today. Wait, who did they play?

#2963

Texas Tech Football: Week 4 Uniform Reveal at WVU | Sept. 21, 2023

 

 

Texas Tech Football at WVU: Week 4 Hype | Sept. 22, 2023

#2964

 

Big 12 Commissioner Brett Yormark today: “Coach (Joey McGuire), I’m not going to put any pressure on you, but I’m going to be in Austin on Thanksgiving. And you better take care of business like you did right here in Lubbock last year.”

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#2971

Lulz at all the national writers hyping tech preseason as conf champion contenders based on...a lucky win last year over texas with a backup qb?  A coach they like because he likes to run his mouth?

#2973

Time to settle all family business against these crap teams.  And then never schedule them again.

Only schools from the state I want to ever schedule OOC, and this is only at home, are Rice, UTEP, UTSA, and maybe UTRGV (if they get decent).

 

#2975
15 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lulz at all the national writers hyping tech preseason as conf champion contenders based on...a lucky win last year over texas with a backup qb?  A coach they like because he likes to run his mouth?

It was the win over Texas and OU in the same season--a feat never before accomplished by tech--that got their hype train rolling. At 1-3/0-1 they're in standard tech territory.

They get Cougar High at home next week to lick their wounds. Then it's at Baylor, home vs KSU and at BYU to finish October. If they go worse than 2-2 in that stretch then you can dig a hole west of Lubbock to bury their season.

#2977
4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

It was the win over Texas and OU in the same season--a feat never before accomplished by tech--that got their hype train rolling. At 1-3/0-1 they're in standard tech territory.

They get Cougar High at home next week to lick their wounds. Then it's at Baylor, home vs KSU and at BYU to finish October. If they go worse than 2-2 in that stretch then you can dig a hole west of Lubbock to bury their season.

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Contrary to previous reports, the Leach Curse has not been lifted.  Maybe it's a hunnert years.  Whatever...  we're used to it.

 

#2978
1 minute ago, slorch said:

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Contrary to previous reports, the Leach Curse has not been lifted.  Maybe it's a hunnert years.  Whatever...  we're used to it.

 

The curse can’t be lifted until every piece of his treasure is returned and the blood of one of the betrayers is spilled.

#2979
Crosspost of [mention=691]Hank Scorpio[/mention]
 
 
Imagine a UT regent logging onto Orangebloods posting shit like this. Fucking amateurs. 
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Wonder how this blowhard is handling things…
#2980

So what's it gonna take to lift the curse? A midnight burnt offering at Hell's Gate? Shipping a treasure chest of back pay to Leach's family? Joey M starts wearing grills and kissing players when they run out onto the field? Wait...scratch that last suggestion.

#2981
9 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

The curse can’t be lifted until every piece of his treasure is returned and the blood of one of the betrayers is spilled.

I'm down with that.

This is the Tech season mean.  It's the very reason the idiots who railed against Leach's average games on per season, as if it was so prevalent in our past, were out of their fucking minds.  The mindset was the very foundation of my disdain and cynical laughter for them.

Being in contention for shit was not normal.  National exposure was not normal.  Paying a coach market value scared the living fuck out of them.

They'd rather have what we have had the past 13.5 seasons.  It's their comfort zone.  It sucks.

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#2982
7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Wonder how this blowhard is handling things…

Which loss was that posted after? Surely he's not calling the WV game a "trap game" lol...

#2983
12 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Wonder how this blowhard is handling things…

Their season may have been far from lost, but they’re closing in on it at about Mach Two.

It’s good for them that Sarkisian isn’t as petty as I am, because he’ll definitely let off the gas and use the brakes. I’d have Murphy or Manning throwing to Cook in the end zone up 50. And then going for two.

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#2984
16 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Which loss was that posted after? Surely he's not calling the WV game a "trap game" lol...

Wyoming.  Not sure how the opener can be a trap game

#2985

Trending towards Misery in the USA Today Misery Index

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If you can’t score two touchdowns, you should not be allowed to call yourself an Air Raid program. Texas Tech, which was one of the Air Raid originals under the late Mike Leach, didn’t do much Airing or Raiding at West Virginia. In fact, Texas Tech completed just 15-of-43 passes in a 20-13 loss that puts them at 1-3 on the season. Granted, the weather conditions were tough with rain and some wind. But they were tough for both teams. Texas Tech managed to lose despite having a 321-256 advantage in total yards and finishing plus-2 in the turnover battle. It also didn’t help that starting quarterback Tyler Slough suffered an early injury and couldn’t return. But backup Behren Morton has enough experience to expect that Texas Tech would be better than 2-of-18 on third down. The Red Raiders have lost all three games against FBS opponents this year by one score. 

 

#2986

I went to the Tech 247 site today for grins. The blowhard writers over there have capitulated. These are guys that were predicting a conference title and potential playoff run. They expected to roll into Austin and take Texas down as the final catapulting of their program to the next level. 

Now? They’ve declared the season over. They’ve stated that the OC needs to be fired. They want the TB to get 30+ carries a game as they apparently believe that is a strength of their shitty team. 

I watched the game on ESPN+ yesterday. They were bullied like a bunch of pussies all game. West Virginia didn’t have much to work with, but they have a good offensive line and that was enough. Brown still tried to lose the game late with poor clock management, but Joey McGuire said “not today”. 

Also, there are murmurs that Morton has a hurt shoulder. They have two freshmen behind him who have never taken snaps as college players. 

#2988

I can’t even find highlights for their game. They paying someone to keep it off YouTube?

#2989

There were no fucking highlights.

None.

#2992
5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Apparently Mr. Joey was premature. 

Things start running through Lubbock next year.

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#2994
22 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

They won a flukey game against us at home.  We are going to destroy them this year.

We'll probably destroy them worse than we did Baylor and I am all for that!

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#2995
16 hours ago, thepop said:

I can’t even find highlights for their game. They paying someone to keep it off YouTube?

Found some, but it's mainly all WV highlights. Holy fuck Tech's line is bad. 

 

#2996

When the crowd turns on Kittley early against Houston, they might actually lose to UH this year. That happens and it will be basketball season in Lubbock where they go cheer their generational hire in Mark Adams's.....

 

replacement 

#2997

Everyone knows Tech is a blade school. I think Joey was letting all the other knife makers know that the knife championship runs through Lubbock

 

HOLY COW. Cletus Johnson of Texas Tech University just won the NCAA Blade Sport National Championship. Blade sport school!!Here are some of his highlights:

 

#2998
5 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Everyone knows Tech is a blade school. I think Joey was letting all the other knife makers know that the knife championship runs through Lubbock

 

HOLY COW. Cletus Johnson of Texas Tech University just won the NCAA Blade Sport National Championship. Blade sport school!!Here are some of his highlights:

 

I watch these videos on YT often. I have no clue what's going on but I am always impressed how sharp those blades are.

#2999

Kittley is NOT the sharp variety.

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