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38 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Story by Amy Wang

That's gotta be a plant, right? Editor with a sense of humor?

At least they didn't go with a "if the penis doesn't fit, you must acquit" defense.

20 minutes ago, bernorange said:

At least they didn't go with a "if the penis doesn't fit, you must acquit" defense.

If the dong is loose, you must excuse?

Defendant could have easily put something on his penis to make it darker, couldn't he?

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which was granted by Judge Elpedio Vitale

The judge just got a new nickname.  "He's a high riser and brought Mr. Pacman, baby!"

 

Edit:  Not so funny when you read the whole article:

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The jury’s decision does not mean Bussert’s client left the courtroom freely, though. James was convicted last year of home invasion and sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl and is serving a 65-year sentence.

 

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44 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

That's gotta be a plant, right? Editor with a sense of humor?

I think the Post is restricted, Wang,  so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish. Okay?  Fine. 

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1 hour ago, po elvis said:

Defendant could have easily put something on his penis to make it darker, couldn't he?

Easily.  I beat off with some spray tanner once in a pinch, and it took weeks to get back to normal.

 

One of the best lines in the article:

"The court didn't want to make it a huge thing"....

If the wang is pale, he going to jail.  If the pickle aint chalk, he going to walk.

Good story until the very end. Dude raped a 10 year old
Agreed. Fortunately he'll spend the rest of his life in the penal system.
7 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

How do you not title this thread "Man gets off Exposing Himself to Jury?

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