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being a fat guy with a skinny wallet is your problem.

being a fat guy with a skinny wallet is your problem.


You forgot about my little dick.
5 hours ago, BearMace said:

So how great of big fat fuck are ya?

I'm just making a point.  I'm actually 6'2" 170#

2 hours ago, luke duke said:

 


You forgot about my little dick.

 

A three tool player.

19 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

If she lost weight she would actually look attractive.

Except for the excess skin that will be hanging around.

On 6/5/2018 at 6:59 PM, 'stache said:

I fucked my wide when she was pregnant. I’m part of the solution.

This is the best sex.  You can deny. You are wrong. 

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Except for the excess skin that will be hanging around.
And whatever the fuck happens to those tattoos
35 minutes ago, elfenix said:
On 6/14/2018 at 10:45 AM, You don said:
Except for the excess skin that will be hanging around.

And whatever the fuck happens to those tattoos

Think silly putty.  When I was a youngster we would take the silly putty and press it against comics in the newspaper.  You could stretch it out and it would look kind of funny.  This would be the exact opposite though.  Stretch the silly putty out, press against the comics, then somehow unstretch it.

Adding:

Okay, I'm thinking way too much about this, but if you made a bubble from silly putty and then got the transfer from the comics, and then let the air out you'd kind of get the same thing.  I'm guessing some very elongated print that is impossible to tell what it is.

Now on to more important things.

Edited by You don't know me

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