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He's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the Grail already.

I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. “Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky…”

29 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

He's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the Grail already.

Does anyone here speak ancient Greek?

It tells me a goose-stepping moron like you should try reading books instead of BURNING them!

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He's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the Grail already.

You may have noticed I modify this quote to mock anyone who overrates a player or person. Especially a recruit or someone who’s barely done anything.

We named the dog Indiana 

Sallah, I said no camels.  That's 5 camels!  Can't you count?

That's how Austrians say goodbye. 

 

.... And zis is how we say goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones. 

Since "chose poorly" was taken.

Only the penitent man will pass.

20 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Since "chose poorly" was taken.

Only the penitent man will pass.

Kneel!

Rolls-Royce Phantom 2.  4.3 liter, 30 horsepower, 6 cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor.  Can go from 0 to 100 kilometers per hour in 12.5 seconds.

And I even like the color.

16 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

He's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the Grail already.

16 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.

 

Do you think my son would be that stupid that he would bring my diary all the way back here?

3 hours ago, Amos Moses said:

Rolls-Royce Phantom 2.  4.3 liter, 30 horsepower, 6 cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor.  Can go from 0 to 100 kilometers per hour in 12.5 seconds.

And I even like the color.

The keys, your highness, are in the ignition. 

12 pound gun.

What are you doing? Get down!

Dad, we’re well out of range.

On 7/31/2022 at 5:59 PM, BigDHornfan said:

If you are a Scottish Lord, zen I am Mickey Mouse!

 

I've gone and caught a sniffle!

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Bad dates

You lost today kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it.
On 7/31/2022 at 6:59 PM, BigDHornfan said:

If you are a Scottish Lord, zen I am Mickey Mouse! Jesse Owens.

 

FIFY

17 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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The original quote was to namedrop Owens — it may have even been switched in postproduction. The Owens reference would be topical in 40s Germany, but apparently not worldwide in 1989. Paramount leaned on Spielberg to have it switched to Mickey Mouse.

The original quote was to namedrop Owens — it may have even been switched in postproduction. The Owens reference would be topical in 40s Germany, but apparently not worldwide in 1989. Paramount leaned on Spielberg to have it switched to Mickey Mouse.

You can tell it was done in post production. It always makes me cringe to hear the dub.

We are pilgrims in an unholy land


(I always use this one whenever I find myself unfortunate enough to be in Norman or College Station)

I use it when we cross the OU end outside the Cotton Bowl. 

I thought I'd lost you, boy.

I thought you did too, Sir. 

 

Seriously, my favorite movie to watch on Father's Day. 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

We are pilgrims in an unholy land


(I always use this one whenever I find myself unfortunate enough to be in Norman or College Station)

Yep.

8 hours ago, Amos Moses said:


You lost today kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it.

Oops, I didn't even realize we were limiting ourselves to Last Crusade.

I'll never forgive myself.

2 hours ago, WBT said:

Oops, I didn't even realize we were limiting ourselves to Last Crusade.

I'll never forgive myself.

Only the penitent man will pass.

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