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yes, those.  I don’t know what they are, you don’t know what they are, who gives a fuck—CASH!

I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy. 

I don’t want to be a product of my environment.  I want my environment to be a product of me.

It’s a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she’s got her period. What, do you got your period?

It's a natural diuretic.  My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period.  What, do you got your period?

EDIT:  [Holy shit.  It's in stereo.]

Edited by Carl Spackler

How's your mother?

 

Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father.

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Just now, dcbc said:

Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father.

ellerby’s little smirk after that line was great. 

You know something, they just do not stop having the mafier in Providence.

We aren’t here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we’re here to nail Costello 

Want some coke?  There it is.  Don't move 'til you're numb.

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