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#52

Got fresh fish down in hell

Pat Robertson
Oak Grove Cemetery
Lexington, Lexington City, Virginia, USA

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#53
Got fresh fish down in hell

Pat Robertson
Oak Grove Cemetery
Lexington, Lexington City, Virginia, USA

Pat, save room for the Unabomber on the ferry across the River Styx.
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#54

Busy week. Hold the boat for Italy’s Kleptofascist Sylvio Berluscone. Went to see where he’s buried and came across this gem.

Villa San Martino, Arcore
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*Died of leukemia - wouldnt wish that on anyone

#56
2 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

<sigh> I remember when I was hopeful that best case, Trump was America's Berlusconi. <sigh>

big difference is that Trump IS a cancer. He'll have to die from something else

#57
3 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

<sigh> I remember when I was hopeful that best case, Trump was America's Berlusconi. <sigh>

Trump doesn't have enough game to pull of a bunga bunga party.  Berlusconi was 1000X more worthy of respect and admiration than Trump ever will be.  And, to be clear, Berlusconi was a giant piece of shit.

#58
55 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump doesn't have enough game to pull of a bunga bunga party.  Berlusconi was 1000X more worthy of respect and admiration than Trump ever will be.  And, to be clear, Berlusconi was a giant piece of shit.

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  • 5 months later...
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#59

I dont have a clear knowledge of his roles or accuracy of this graphic, but Kissinger seems like a hotspot…

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  • 3 months later...
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#61

So many people are pissing on Rush Lumbaughs grave that its starting to smell

#62
3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

So many people are pissing on Rush Lumbaughs grave that its starting to smell

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#63
3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

So many people are pissing on Rush Lumbaughs grave that its starting to smell

If i ever make it there it will be with Roundup in a bottle to draw a big middle finger hand.

  • 1 year later...
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#65

Better hydrate for Dick Cheney. Havent seen where his final resting place will be. Maybe Wyoming?

  • 2 weeks later...
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#66

Fresh emails reveal Ken Starr’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Fucking Ken Starr was buried at Texas State cemetery in 2022. Starr is a Who’s Who of rape and pedophilia. Ironic that Clinton is all over it. FYI- Epstein besmirches Star of David cemetery in Palm Beach.

#67
On 8/2/2022 at 7:58 AM, Post Oak said:

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This is the only proper response to this question.. Die you Arky pig fucker.

 

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#69
Jane Fonda for my father.

He should have been more pissed at Robert McNamara, the architect of the Vietnam War or The Nixon administration for escalation. Nope, a Hollywood actress who took part in the Viet Cong’s propaganda campaign.

It’s like the dumbasses who cursed the Dixie Chicks for badmouthing W. You mean the same President and same War that was deeply unpopular and based on a lie? A catastrophe of many levels. Dixie Chicks were right.

I abhor how Fonda went about it, but she was right about the Vietnam War. Your daddy was wrong again.
#70
3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


He should have been more pissed at Robert McNamara, the architect of the Vietnam War or The Nixon administration for escalation. Nope, a Hollywood actress who took part in the Viet Cong’s propaganda campaign.

It’s like the dumbasses who cursed the Dixie Chicks for badmouthing W. You mean the same President and same War that was deeply unpopular and based on a lie? A catastrophe of many levels. Dixie Chicks were right.

I abhor how Fonda went about it, but she was right about the Vietnam War. Your daddy was wrong again.

IMG_1194.thumb.jpeg.4ec217c6c03867d9a40c77e4fd1cea32.jpegyou tell him. :) 

#72
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I have zero problem with Vietnam veterans hating on Jane Fonda.  What she did was inexcusable. 

Yep.  She may have been right about the war, but she could have done her protests in the US and not held the little photo ops that she did.

 

  • 1 month later...
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#74

Sorry, not even close. Some influencer and satirist that became mushbrainded? We’d have to add 70 million souls on the map.No GIF

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#75
31 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Sorry, not even close. Some influencer and satirist that became mushbrainded? We’d have to add 70 million souls on the map.No GIF

This. He's not worthy of me stepping out of my way to piss on him.

#76

if the Ukraine war has taught me anything, it’s that a whole universe of drone delivered dog shit possibilities has revolutionized the shit/piss graveyard tour.

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#77
2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

if the Ukraine war has taught me anything, it’s that a whole universe of drone delivered dog shit possibilities has revolutionized the shit/piss graveyard tour.

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#78
2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This. He's not worthy of me stepping out of my way to piss on him.

Gives literal meaning to "not worth a squirt of piss."

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