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  • HenryJames
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    People shouldn’t be allowed to protest at work unless they’re denying marriage certificates to homosexuals.

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    If there is one thing that Nike has proven over time, it is that they don't know anything about branding.

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    Pat Tillman, one of my favorite atheists who hated Dubya for taking his eye off the real enemy that attacked us on 9/11 in order to invade Iraq. He's an American hero. He would fucking despise Donald

  • Author

Really sick of politicians treating the military and the flag as some sort of deity 

Killing in the name of
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
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But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Uggh!

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
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And now you do what they told ya!

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

Yeah! Come on!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
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Motherfucker!
Uggh!

 

Should a guy who didn't serve really be crowing about doing the least he can do for the military? 

Course the orange pustule in the WH can play politics with the flag when an American hero passes.

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Really sick of politicians treating the military and the flag as some sort of deity 

 

5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.

 

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:
Killing in the name of
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Uggh!

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya!

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

Yeah! Come on!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
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Motherfucker!
Uggh!

 

Fucking all of these.

The first words in the Constitution are "WE THE PEOPLE."  Everything else -- the flag, the military, the cops, are subservient to US.  I believe in the Constitution, I believe in its creation of a military that is under civilian control, I believe that the ultimate sovereign is WE THE PEOPLE.  If you want a goddamned cult of mindless worship of the State and all of its trappings, I'm sure the DPRK would love to have you.

  • Author

What I think about when remembering those that have sacrificed for this country.

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And standing for the anthem isn’t earning shit.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What I think about when remembering those that have sacrificed for this country.

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And standing for the anthem isn’t earning shit.

Yeah but when you stand for the anthem you have to set down your beer and take off a hat.

True sacrifice. 

Flag nonsense aside, it’s strange to see Nike going all in on a mediocre quarterback. 


Of course this is your take.
7 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

 


Of course this is your take.

 

He is the most reasonable level headed troll on the net.

47 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Should a guy who didn't serve really be crowing about doing the least he can do for the military? 

Wouldn't that make him an expert in doing the least he can?

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Really sick of politicians treating the military and the flag as some sort of deity 

A different angle: I really wish the people allegedly so dedicated to the military and flag embraced the liberty and freedom for which they stand. 

5 hours ago, JimmyJames said:
Killing in the name of
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Uggh!

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya!

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

Yeah! Come on!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Motherfucker!
Uggh!

 

Is this a song/ poem that I am unaware of..? 

25 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Retards gonna retard. He really show them libruls!

At least he did what he believes in..?

 

11 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Is this a song/ poem that I am unaware of..? 

I hope this isn't serious.

I hope this isn't serious.

Seriously. My kids know this song.

Walker is trailing in the polls.  He's desperate to rile up the Trumpkins in Wisconsin.

22 hours ago, Chrispy said:

Your melanin fetish is reaching DD levels. 

Stop being racist.

I don't get that song/poem either. I'm assuming it's a quote from the movie Hustle and Flow and that's Terrence whateverhisnameis?

Just now, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't get that song/poem either. I'm assuming it's a quote from the movie Hustle and Flow and that's Terrence whateverhisnameis?

Oh well. Whatever. Never mind.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Oh well. Whatever. Never mind.

Nirvana? I'm talking about that meme with the black guy who is or looks like Terrence from the first Avengers movie and Hustle and Flow. Explain that one since you are "hip wit it" and down wit OPP or whatever the culture wars stuff you like to drape yourself in says these days.

Nevermind, sorry, saw you were talking about some other song. I googled it, it's Rage Against the Machine fwiw. Didn't know that but cool, thanks.

So that other meme that I'm just confused about it just mindless and racist, got it.

3 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Nevermind, sorry, saw you were talking about some other song. I googled it, it's Rage Against the Machine fwiw. Didn't know that but cool, thanks.

So that other meme that I'm just confused about it just mindless and racist, got it.

You didn't know that that was from Killing in the Name?

How old are you?

Edited by David Dennison

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

You didn't know that that was from Killing in the Name Of?

How old are you?

Old.

50 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Old.

You must be in Army Brat territory becuase Killing in the Name of came out in like '91

To be fair, their numbers might decrease a little if this trend continues.

There are people out there who don't know Rage Against the Machine?  The fuck is wrong with you?

 

 

14 hours ago, kopp0e said:

 

14 hours ago, relapse98 said:

Retards gonna retard. He really show them libruls!

 

43 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

And these are the fuckers we're up against.  

Fake news, folks.  When a story is a little too on the nose, you should double check.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

And these are the fuckers we're up against.  

Well, he is contributing to the economy, so there's that...

(As he needs his land cleaned, new materials for constructing a new home, and for a short while, this guy has made his former home as "tourist attraction"...

Also, next time he will likely just donate material that he no longer wants to charity, so it's a lot of positives, I can speculate with a smirk...

40 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

 

 

Fake news, folks.  When a story is a little too on the nose, you should double check.

Sounds logical...

On 9/5/2018 at 1:38 PM, Foosters said:

Slorch reminds me of the rich, white parents I sometimes see in juvenile court. Outraged over the way police have treated their children. Demanding to speak with the supervising DA and the judge in order to remedy this injustice.  Meanwhile, about a hundred black and brown parents sit in the hallway waiting their turn to go to court.  Personal responsibility for thee, not for me.

I don't agree with Slorch on much, or maybe anything, but I think this is a little over the line.

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

I don't agree with Slorch on much, or maybe anything, but I think this is a little over the line.

+1.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It's a poem by Emily Dickinson, jeeez.

Loved her on Police Woman, so damn hot. 

Yeah, let's enjoy those liburl tears!  Fuck Nike!

https://www.axios.com/colin-kaepernick-nike-online-sales-64995402-63dc-433a-a13f-0ba9682f30d5.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organic&utm_content=1100

 

Quote

Nike's sales have surged 31% in the time since it unveiled Colin Kaepernick as one of the faces of its "Just Do It" campaign and 17% over its mark from the same time period last year, according to data from Edison Trends.

Why it matters: Critics of Nike's move to sign Kaepernick to a new deal and include him in their latest ad campaign speculated that Nike may suffer in sales and because of backlash from public disdain of Kaepernick. Though the apparel brand did take a hit in favorability, the latest data indicates that sales are still on the rise.

 

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

You mean to tell me the guy who sings "save a horse ride a cowboy” and ”we’re coming to your citaaaay” doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to a multi-billion dollar multi-national corporation marketing campaigns

23 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Is this a song/ poem that I am unaware of..? 

 

You know what’s even better than having the right given to you if you want to to worship the Church, Country, or the flag?  But the right and ability to protest if you choose to against the Church, Country or the flag. That’s what this country was founded on. We rebelled against the Church, the English government, and its flag. The day we give that up is the day this country stops being American and starts becoming something else. Don’t let the ignorance of certain people persuade you otherwise. 

12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Seriously. My kids know this song.

It might be my 2yr olds 3rd favorite song.

11 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Nevermind, sorry, saw you were talking about some other song. I googled it, it's Rage Against the Machine fwiw. Didn't know that but cool, thanks.

So that other meme that I'm just confused about it just mindless and racist, got it.

You are making it very difficult to believe you are not some euro based Russian paid troll. What planet are you posting from? Let’s start there. 

3 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

It might be my 2yr olds 3rd favorite song.

What's number 2? Number 1 has to be:

 

 

On 9/4/2018 at 5:32 PM, David Dennison said:

Also, this is about American football. Not exactly a juggernaut in terms of global popularity.

It's not like people are boycotting Ronaldo gear.

Americans hate being reminded that they are only part of a planet

27 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Americans hate being reminded that they are only part of a planet

Equadorians ain't driving the world apparel or active-wear market...nor sporting goods, either.

Edited by slorch

Equadorians ain't driving the world apparel or active-wear market...nor sporting goods, either.

But the Chinese are, among others.
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