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On 9/10/2018 at 10:44 AM, Parliament said:

Can we get a running list of all the over-privileged prima donna haters of America who refuse to respect our flag every Sunday plz?

Fuck off you asshole.  Urban Meyer apologist.  You’ve got plenty of room to talk.  Oh in case you missed it LeBron>Dotard.  Glad he escaped that hellhole...

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Oh you were joking...meh.

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    People shouldn’t be allowed to protest at work unless they’re denying marriage certificates to homosexuals.

  • SuingToGetAMessageBoard?
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    If there is one thing that Nike has proven over time, it is that they don't know anything about branding.

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    Pat Tillman, one of my favorite atheists who hated Dubya for taking his eye off the real enemy that attacked us on 9/11 in order to invade Iraq. He's an American hero. He would fucking despise Donald

Man Who Put Mini American Flag Up In House Hasn’t Sat Down In 5 Years

September 12, 2018
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DALLAS, TX—Local conservative man Frank Washer put up a tiny American flag as a decoration in his home almost five years ago, and hasn’t sat down anywhere in the vicinity of his house for the full duration of the flag’s display.

 

He stands respectfully at all times while in sight of the flag, even sleeping standing up just to be sure he doesn’t dishonor the display of the United States’ colors.

“To sit down or sleep lying down in its presence would be to dishonor the veterans, the Founding Fathers, and God Himself,” he told reporters as he stood at attention to the flag. “Maybe the godless liberal atheists are OK with sitting down once in a while when there’s an American flag present, but not me. In this house, we stand.”

Washer verbally berates both his family and house guests who try to take a seat in his home, pointing out that the flag is clearly on display and must be respected at all times. The man even disowned his own 7-year-old son when the boy knelt to tie his shoes. “Harsh? Yes, but you better believe that kid will think twice the next time he wants to kneel down anywhere near Old Glory.”

At publishing time, sources had been able to confirm that Washer’s Bible was thrown on the floor haphazardly, unread in several weeks.

 

( not quite the Onion, but Babylon Bee puts out some funny shit from time to time.)

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I was thinking of posting an upside down chart of Nike's stock on my Facebook page and watching the mooks celebrate.

 

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1 hour ago, Burt said:

I was thinking of posting an upside down chart of Nike's stock on my Facebook page and watching the mooks celebrate.

 

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You should most definitely do that, and post the hilarity here.

1 hour ago, Burt said:

I was thinking of posting an upside down chart of Nike's stock on my Facebook page and watching the mooks celebrate.

 

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6 minutes ago, scottsins said:

You should most definitely do that, and post the hilarity here.

Seconded

Nevermind that police could legitimately find marijuana in a majority of apartments in that complex

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But those football players that kneel are so disrespectful. 

That dude is the new symbol of America. Put him on the fucking dollar.

So awesome seeing the NFL take away Dotard's ability to grandstand on all this bullshit.  And ratings will keep climbing to where they were before last year.  It's been a solid product this year.  The Cowboys and Bears having a pulse is a win for me, personally. 

Here's the other issue..... it's now a losing political debate for the conservatives.

 

Not conservatives who love liberty...

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Not conservatives who love liberty...

Unlike the conservatives and liberals who HATE liberty!

Liberty itself hinges upon whether or not the football man stands up!

4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Unlike the conservatives and liberals who HATE liberty!

Liberty itself hinges upon whether or not the football man stands up!

I would say someone who says the players must stand for the anthem misunderstands the meaning of the anthem and flag themselves, at the very least.  hate might be too strong of a word, but they are damned sure inconsistent with what they allegedly stand for, both literally and figuratively.

 

My point is that all conservatives are not on the "stand or else!" platform.

7 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Here's the other issue..... it's now a losing political debate for the conservatives.

 

Called it.  Time was not on the bigots’ side here.  Trump trumpeted this issue too much too early.  A ton of people instinctively hated the protest at first at a gut level.  The more Trump spoke about it, the more it was in the news, the more people were able to consider and deliberate and not rely on instinct. 

The aren't a lot of examples of Trump messing up on a ‘gut feel’ issue like that.  It’s his political talent. 

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19 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Called it.  Time was not on the bigots’ side here.  Trump trumpeted this issue too much too early.  A ton of people instinctively hated the protest at first at a gut level.  The more Trump spoke about it, the more it was in the news, the more people were able to consider and deliberate and not rely on instinct. 

The aren't a lot of examples of Trump messing up on a ‘gut feel’ issue like that.  It’s his political talent. 

so you are giving Trump credit for being a catalyst in finding unity?

 

Cool.  his methods are unorthodox, but evidently gaining momentum in effectiveness.

5 minutes ago, slorch said:

so you are giving Trump credit for being a catalyst in finding unity?

 

Cool.  his methods are unorthodox, but evidently gaining momentum in effectiveness.

The more he said something was wrong, the more people realized his statements are dumb.  He’s a catalyst sort of like a chlamydia outbreak is a catalyst for the latex industry.  

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15 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Nothing pisses Trump off more than other people profiting billions off his bullshit mistakes.

  • 2 months later...

So..... who were the idiots roaming around saying doubling down on Kaep was going to hurt Nike's revenues?

 

58 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

So..... who were the idiots roaming around saying doubling down on Kaep was going to hurt Nike's revenues?

 

I can't believe this.  I follow John Rich's advice and was told that this wouldn't happen. 

Fake News 

Fox News and Trump world don't have real money. In fact everything diametrically opposed to that, which is 99.999% of the world, has the real money.

It's good business to market to the world outside of Trump. That world is made of money.

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I can't believe this.  I follow John Rich's advice and was told that this wouldn't happen. 

Fake News 

 I too can’t believe this. It is surprising to learn that Nike has skills in brand management. 

6 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

So..... who were the idiots roaming around saying doubling down on Kaep was going to hurt Nike's revenues?

 

I love Fox News using a pic of some troll burning his 2004 grass stained Nike cleats.  You know that same guy will cut you if you were to look funny at his fresh Jordans.  

 

Fox.  Lol

Edited by ChiTownDoc
Fox. Durrrrr

Called it.  Time was not on the bigots’ side here.  Trump trumpeted this issue too much too early.  A ton of people instinctively hated the protest at first at a gut level.  The more Trump spoke about it, the more it was in the news, the more people were able to consider and deliberate and not rely on instinct. 
The aren't a lot of examples of Trump messing up on a ‘gut feel’ issue like that.  It’s his political talent. 


That’s the cool/frustrating thing about being a progressive. You are on the winning side eventually, but the losing side presently.
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18 minutes ago, Tuco said:

That’s the cool/frustrating thing about being a progressive. You are on the winning side eventually, but the losing side presently.

And you never get credit or acknowledgment for being right the entire time. 

How does it feel to be the smartest person in the room?

Fucking awful 

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How does it feel to be the smartest person in the room?
Fucking awful 

Broadcast News reference? Nice.

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