August 5, 20223 yr Popular Post 14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Fucking Kirk Bowels. "Do you think you're the favorite for the Heisman?" Shut the fuck up 12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: "You more aerodynamic now?" thatsracist.gif
August 5, 20223 yr Y'all, we have fifteen 4-star DBs on our roster. If we can't make a solid secondary out of that, I don't know what to say. FWIW, I think we will.
August 5, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, lazygringo said: Y'all, we have fifteen 4-star DBs on our roster. If we can't make a solid secondary out of that, I don't know what to say. FWIW, I think we will. Funny Blackwell is on the list.
August 5, 20223 yr Popular Post 41 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Fucking Kirk Bowels. "Do you think you're the favorite for the Heisman?" Shut the fuck up Why you care, Kurt? You'll just vote for some else you fucking douchebag dwarf. His face reminds me of my farts.
August 5, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, closetohumping said: I’m not saying Merrill and wolf won’t eventually be beaten out, but let’s wait a week maybe? Or do we just go off of high school film? We shouldn’t use high school film. Just our eyes and our brain.
August 5, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Hookem2147 said: Bobby Burton on today’s practice Reveal hidden contents The QB battle is the big one of fall camp. In watching workouts this afternoon, I’m of the opinion that Steve Sarkisian has an interesting choice ahead of him. Hudson Card clearly has crisper footwork. He’s faster and quicker in his movements to get to throwing position. It may be only a slight difference between the two QBs, but there’s a definite difference in favor of Card on nearly every set. At the same time, Quinn Ewers often has better ball placement underneath, intermediate and deep. He also varies speeds of the ball much better. He can zip it and he can put air underneath it, both with above average accuracy. ** I watched the QBs, WRs and OLs primarily so that’s what I’ll talk about the most. Who has the best hands on the team? Troy Omeire. He catches the ball effortlessly. His route running remains a work in progress given his previous injuries. But he is significantly further along than Jaden Alexis, who also suffered a knee injury, in that regard. ** Agiye Hall dropped multiple passes and did not run crisp routes. Perhaps it was just an off day for the Bama transfer or just an early season adjustment, but I can’t imagine he will grade out well in coach’s tape. ** I was not expecting Malik Agbo to look as good as he did. He has lost some weight and is already adding definition. He’s also deceptively quick for such a big guy. In all, the freshman OLs are as advertised. Kelvin Banks, Cameron Williams and Agbo are the team’s three biggest OLs and all of them are keepers IMO. Cole Hutson and Campbell are a tad smaller but perhaps quicker. Neto Umeozulu seems to be struggling with conditioning somewhat. ** I liked what I saw from Jordan Whittington, Xavier Worthy and Isaiah Neyor. Worthy just moves differently than everyone else. Neyor is a great deep threat. Whittington had a one-handed grab up the seam from Ewers. It was perhaps the prettiest pass play I saw. ** The first team OL did not look particularly imposing. Perhaps that’s no surprise. Physically, the third team OL looked better. Of course, looks aren’t what counts. But the physical discrepancy there is significant. ** Put this in the bucket of good news. Savion Red and Brenen Thompson both have natural hands. Red could very well be the starting punt returner. He didn’t juggle or misjudge any punts, and I saw him grab five. Thompson could be an absolute killer on option routes out of the slot to the outside. He snatches the ball easily and gets upfield. ** I feel like Texas probably has two future NFL QBs on the roster. But they are also the two youngest in Ewers and Maalik Murphy. Murphy is very talented and routinely has good ball placement but his footwork can be sporadic. He is a very strong developmental prospect IMO. In case yall were wondering if Burton got any ass in college...he didn't
August 5, 20223 yr On 8/3/2022 at 7:09 PM, Wulaw Horn said: And our most talented defensive player, that the Herman regime could even recognize the talent in, running. 3rd team. sweet. "I hope some of you muthafuckas do get in tha muthatucka!" Narrarator: Some did. Some did not
August 5, 20223 yr “Even though I don’t see any practices, workouts, film sessions or anything related to stuff off the field, I know that (insert name here) needs to be starting! I can’t believe these coaches who just went 5-7 and are trying to put food on the table and not get fired are just putting guys above (insert name here) on the depth chart just because they feel like it!” is my favorite fall camp tradition
August 5, 20223 yr On 8/3/2022 at 8:54 PM, Knighthawk said: Collins …. Recall the under armor or all american game or some such coming out of high school. He was repeatedly punk’d by some tackle headed to tosu. I remember thinking ‘this kid is a five star?’ He was pushed to the ground over and over - don’t remember him winning a single snap. It’s put up or get in the mfer for Collins this fall. Get in the muthafucka right now... Of course, that will be enough to get him to play elsewhere...
August 5, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said: I was today years old when I learned that the 3 biggest, meanest looking OL we have are keepers, ole bobby-o is doing the lords work. I picked the wrong fucking career lol. He was pretty fucking instrumental in those guys winding up at Texas, but yeah, let’s talk all kinds of shit about our own.
August 5, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, Slacks said: "I hope some of you muthafuckas do get in tha muthatucka!" Narrarator: Some did. Some did not Avatar checks out
August 5, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, gmr548 said: If a borderline starting DB really got beat by a guy named Hamilton McMartin, just shut it all down. Those Brooks Brothers cleats give him an extra gear, its hardly fair Edited August 5, 20223 yr by Blotto
August 5, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said: Cool. So every single other walk of life we don’t do this kind of nonsense but football is so unique and different to every other culture that it is the only way we can possibly do it, as it came down on high from a glorified PE teacher 90 years ago so it must be holy writ. Not true. New employee stepping up a level doesn't usually get the hot projects and opportunities... Even when highly recruited.
August 5, 20223 yr Popular Post I’m hearing from team sources that Chip Brown might be a cock gobbler. One source told me, “Point blank, he never turns down a chance to eat a big bag. It’s like clockwork. “. We’ll keep you posted.
August 5, 20223 yr 55 minutes ago, Newy25 said: We shouldn’t use high school film. Just our eyes and our brain. What were we able to see before the first day of practice? Can we wait a week before anointing all the fish? Just give it a week.
August 5, 20223 yr 24 minutes ago, closetohumping said: What were we able to see before the first day of practice? Can we wait a week before anointing all the fish? Just give it a week. How about you and I wager if Merrill von Ogden stays ahead of Banks and Campbell by the end of fall camp. Name any amount you want.
August 5, 20223 yr Photo view of Texas' first two practices of fall camp By TAYLOR ESTES 2 hours ago https://247sports.com/college/texas/headline/photo-view-of-texas-first-two-practices-of-fall-camp-190986082 Quote Quinn Ewers and Hudson Card (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Quinn Ewers (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Hudson Card (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Quinn Ewers and AJ Milwee (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Devon Campbell and Neto Umeozulu (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Malik Agbo (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Cameron Williams (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Kelvin Banks (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Devon Campbell (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Neto Umeozulu (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Connor Robertson (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Cole Hutson and Cameron Williams (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Neto Umeozulu and Kyle Flood (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Kelvin Banks (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Cameron Williams (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Malik Agbo (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Cameron Williams (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Agiye Hall (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Isaiah Neyor (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Savion Red (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Xavier Worthy and Quinn Ewers (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Casey Cain (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Troy Omeire (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Agiye Hall (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Isaiah Neyor (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Brennan Marion (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Agiye Hall (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Tarique Milton (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Brenen Thompson (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Troy Omeire (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Isaiah Neyor (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Ja'Tavion Sanders (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Juan Davis (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Steve Sarkisian (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Ja'Tavion Sanders (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Ryan Watts (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Ethan Burke (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Jahdae Barron and Xavier Worthy (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) J'Mond Tapp(Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Justice Finkley (Photo: Jeff Howe, 247Sports) Austin Jordan strips ball from Agiye Hall (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Kristopher Ross (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports) Barryn Sorrell (Photo: © Taylor Estes, 247Sports)
August 5, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, lazygringo said: Y'all, we have fifteen 4-star DBs on our roster. If we can't make a solid secondary out of that, I don't know what to say. FWIW, I think we will. Yep. This is why UT trying to get a portal Safety back in the Winter/Spring never made sense to me. There was already going be an abundance of DBs, who were all 4-star recruits, to throw at the position this Fall Camp.
August 5, 20223 yr Popular Post 2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: In case yall were wondering if Burton got any ass in college...he didn't He was on my intramural football team. He was terrible and used to get pissed when we would show up drunk and perform better than him.
August 5, 20223 yr Y'all, we have fifteen 4-star DBs on our roster. If we can't make a solid secondary out of that, I don't know what to say. FWIW, I think we will.… sometimes having highly-rated dudes in the secondary doesn’t work out for us. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
August 5, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, gmr548 said: If a borderline starting DB really got beat by a guy named Hamilton McMartin, just shut it all down. Fun fact I found out doing Burnt Ends/NIL research for @RGBIII - Hamilton has one of the biggest social media followings on the team. He's a model on the side: https://instagram.com/hamiltonmcmartin?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
August 5, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, LTtxfan said: Bijan is awesome 🤘 Does this mean God is getting some of his carries? (And what he could have said after the humble, God thing was, “And the guy who won it last year is back this year, and plays quarterback for Alabama, so odds aren’t as great as you’re making them out to be.”)
August 5, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: Does this mean God is getting some of his carries? I hope not; wouldn't want to limit his carries that way. I'm not even sure if Jesus could crack our 3-deep at that position.
August 5, 20223 yr JC is complete badass with the rock, especially when it rains… a lot. And if he can convince Moses to sign with us as his lead blocker, the defenders just move aside.
August 5, 20223 yr 32 minutes ago, Rimbo said: I hope not; wouldn't want to limit his carries that way. I'm not even sure if Jesus could crack our 3-deep at that position. Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
August 5, 20223 yr Popular Post 17 hours ago, Domedriver said: First play from scrimmage has both QE and HC next to each other with RoJo and BIjan behind them. Then Chinese fire drill of motion, HC gets the snap but laterals to QE who hits Worthy deep for a TD! HC and QE both gets the start and Surly goes into complete meltdown! that is my prediction! and we win!🤘🤘🤘
August 5, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, closetojumping said: He was pretty fucking instrumental in those guys winding up at Texas, but yeah, let’s talk all kinds of shit about our own. Bobby can be a huge part of why Texas finally makes it back to winning AND also say some goofy shit. They can both be true. It’s akin to you being a part of the NIL first being setup at Texas which will be important for Steve Sarkisian to win then coming on here and shitting all over him constantly, one is great and the other one is just goofy as fuck. Lighten up Francis.
August 5, 20223 yr On 8/3/2022 at 8:29 AM, TexEx15 said: I believe he graduates from the McCombs school this year. He’s not transferring this season regardless at this point. Next year he will grad transfer and we will all wish him the best as we should. When he does, say hello to your new back up QB at SMU lol
August 5, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, texifornia said: Fun fact I found out doing Burnt Ends/NIL research for @RGBIII - Hamilton has one of the biggest social media followings on the team. He's a model on the side: https://instagram.com/hamiltonmcmartin?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 10k followers isn't one of the biggest followings on the team. It's slightly above average. Edited August 5, 20223 yr by ztejas
August 5, 20223 yr Day 2 of the freshmen OL watch. Are they all still listed behind the Wolf? This injustice will not stand Edited August 5, 20223 yr by closetohumping
August 5, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, Newy25 said: How about you and I wager if Merrill von Ogden stays ahead of Banks and Campbell by the end of fall camp. Name any amount you want. Did I say Merrill would finish ahead of campbell? I said chill out and this will all work out. Literally day 1 of practice and y’all are pissed because some 18 year olds are running third string. Chat next week? have no fear Mi amigo. I’ve already emailed cdc about the topic. This injustice will not stand Edited August 5, 20223 yr by closetohumping
August 5, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Rimbo said: I hope not; wouldn't want to limit his carries that way. I'm not even sure if Jesus could crack our 3-deep at that position. Confirmed, I cannot but I can walk on water Edited August 5, 20223 yr by JesusSweatDuck Typo
August 5, 20223 yr 32 minutes ago, ztejas said: 10k followers isn't one of the biggest followings on the team. It's slightly above average. That is more accurate. Still impressive for a walk on.
August 5, 20223 yr 16 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said: Arch dropped to .9999 after ESPN dropped him below the USC commit edit: in 2005 ESPN and the heisman committee crowned a USC player over a Texas QB and look what happened. Coincidence? I hope not ...sort of all 3 of those QBs have the same grade but are ranked this way. as far as i know, no one at ESPN has gone into how they differentiated between the 3 guys.
August 5, 20223 yr Popular Post 8 hours ago, texifornia said: Fun fact I found out doing Burnt Ends/NIL research for @RGBIII - Hamilton has one of the biggest social media followings on the team. He's a model on the side: https://instagram.com/hamiltonmcmartin?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
August 5, 20223 yr 15 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said: Where do we think Card ends up next year? Georgia was trying to flip him late if I remember and Tim Beck is at NC State right now. UCLA if Chip survives also feels like a good system fit. it is way too early to have any input on that now. who knows, maybe he finishes his mccombs degree and decides to go grad transfer elsewhere for a graduate degree?
August 5, 20223 yr Popular Post 12 hours ago, gmr548 said: If a borderline starting DB really got beat by a guy named Hamilton McMartin, just shut it all down.
August 5, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, Hookem2147 said: isn't that text from Fuck Chip Brown? it sure would be easy for someone on the leadership council to come out and say they hadn't seen him and blast FCB in the process.
August 5, 20223 yr At this point, why do FCB and Kirk Bowels still have access? They are actively trying to fuck over the program
August 5, 20223 yr 33 minutes ago, NoName said: isn't that text from Fuck Chip Brown? it sure would be easy for someone on the leadership council to come out and say they hadn't seen him and blast FCB in the process. Edited August 5, 20223 yr by TreatyOak
August 5, 20223 yr 59 minutes ago, texifornia said: That is more accurate. Still impressive for a walk on. Yeah well he got a purty face.
August 5, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, Fug said: At this point, why do FCB and Kirk Bowels still have access? They are actively trying to fuck over the program First time?
August 5, 20223 yr I can't wait for this season. If Ewers (or Card I guess) can take care of the ball and make plays, we should be fine. There is A LOT of damn talent out there, just gotta make it work. I'll be very surprised if we don't win more than 8 games. (Think I have said this the past 10 years at this time of the year).
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