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15 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Hits close to home. I had a Marlboro and a Fresca for breakfast this morning. 

I got close.. a Pall Mall and a Crown Royal on the rocks.

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Per Nahlin - Hayden Conner and DJ Campbell alternated at RG in todays scrimmage.  Eric expects Conner to start at LG next to Banks.  He also said he's starting to think that the starting OL by the end of the season will consist of 4 Freshmen and 1 Sophomore. 

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Per Nahlin - Hayden Conner and DJ Campbell alternated at RG in todays scrimmage.  Eric expects Conner to start at LG next to Banks.  He also said he's starting to think that the starting OL by the end of the season will consist of 4 Freshmen and 1 Sophomore. 

I’m on vacation so I’ve missed some posts. With Jr out, what is the starting 5 looking like now? 

11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Per Nahlin - Hayden Conner and DJ Campbell alternated at RG in todays scrimmage.  Eric expects Conner to start at LG next to Banks.  He also said he's starting to think that the starting OL by the end of the season will consist of 4 Freshmen and 1 Sophomore. 

I'm starting to think it'll be 3 freshmen, a sophomore and a junior. Be pretty cool if some freshman's superiority was undeniable and he Majors got played off the field tho

13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Per Nahlin - Hayden Conner and DJ Campbell alternated at RG in todays scrimmage.  Eric expects Conner to start at LG next to Banks.  He also said he's starting to think that the starting OL by the end of the season will consist of 4 Freshmen and 1 Sophomore. 

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13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Per Nahlin - Hayden Conner and DJ Campbell alternated at RG in todays scrimmage.  Eric expects Conner to start at LG next to Banks.  He also said he's starting to think that the starting OL by the end of the season will consist of 4 Freshmen and 1 Sophomore. 

Who was playing LG then? My guess is maybe Christian Jones with Cam at RT or perhaps Agbo? And that would mean Majors losing his job to a freshmen, which would be very interesting. Is that Campbell? Robinson?

26 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Per Nahlin - Hayden Conner and DJ Campbell alternated at RG in todays scrimmage.  Eric expects Conner to start at LG next to Banks.  He also said he's starting to think that the starting OL by the end of the season will consist of 4 Freshmen and 1 Sophomore. 

Man, Arch is going to have a bad ass oline year 1. 

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Who was playing LG then? My guess is maybe Christian Jones with Cam at RT or perhaps Agbo? And that would mean Majors losing his job to a freshmen, which would be very interesting. Is that Campbell? Robinson?

Hutson has been playing guard for the first team... As for supplanting Majors at C I don't really know, could eventually be Conner, Campbell or Hutson.  Likely Campbell.  

1 minute ago, squeegeedegg said:

Hutson has been playing guard for the first team... As for supplanting Majors at C I don't really know, could eventually be Conner, Campbell or Hutson.  Likely Hutson.  

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Banks - Conner - Hutson - Campbell - Williams

Full notes from IT pt. 2
 

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Some of this is overlaps with previous notes but they’re from different sources.

— Ewers better QB. Threw great TD to Cain. Threw two INTs (Brooks, Crawford). Looks more confident. QE hit Worthy on a deep route early that set the tone. Underthrown but Worthy adjusted. He did take a safety on a series they were backed up one the one-yard line. Unsure of who got the pressure/sack (EDIT: Barryn Sorrell)

— Card looked tentative and wasn’t making plays from the pocket. The best part of his day was two-minute drill.

— Maalik Murphy was with the threes and looked fairly comfortable in the pocket.

— Bijan = bubble wrap

— DL beat OL today. Looked more aggressive. O-line had to do barrel rolls with Kyle Flood after practice because of their performance.

— Moro Ojomo and Byron Murphy were with the ones at D-tackle. We’re definitely hearing about more 2-4-5 of late.

— Cam Williams dinged up, returned late at right tackle. Started with twos, finished with ones.

— DeMarvion Overshown not injured. Played a little. Sat out until conditioning/sprints after practice.

— Devon Campbell and Hayden Conner alternated at right guard today. Conner will start at left guard, they like him next to Kelvin Banks. Big NASA is football smart along with being nerd smart.

— Jaylon Guilbeau is looking really comfortable at Star. Surprisingly comfortable for a freshman. He’ll make some freshman mistakes but at a minimum looks to be solid depth behind Jahdae Barron.

— 12 personnel was Worthy, Whittington, JT Sanders, and Billingsley. Tarique Milton was dressed, didn’t play.

— Roschon Johnson suited up, went through drills, did not scrimmage.

— Sark was on the players pretty hard after the scrimmage.

 

2 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

Hutson has been playing guard for the first team... As for supplanting Majors at C I don't really know, could eventually be Conner, Campbell or Hutson.  Likely Campbell.  

Hutson was held out, and if Conner was playing RG the mystery remains who was at LG

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Full notes from IT pt. 2
 

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Some of this is overlaps with previous notes but they’re from different sources.

— Ewers better QB. Threw great TD to Cain. Threw two INTs (Brooks, Crawford). Looks more confident. QE hit Worthy on a deep route early that set the tone. Underthrown but Worthy adjusted. He did take a safety on a series they were backed up one the one-yard line. Unsure of who got the pressure/sack (EDIT: Barryn Sorrell)

— Card looked tentative and wasn’t making plays from the pocket. The best part of his day was two-minute drill.

— Maalik Murphy was with the threes and looked fairly comfortable in the pocket.

— Bijan = bubble wrap

— DL beat OL today. Looked more aggressive. O-line had to do barrel rolls with Kyle Flood after practice because of their performance.

— Moro Ojomo and Byron Murphy were with the ones at D-tackle. We’re definitely hearing about more 2-4-5 of late.

— Cam Williams dinged up, returned late at right tackle. Started with twos, finished with ones.

— DeMarvion Overshown not injured. Played a little. Sat out until conditioning/sprints after practice.

— Devon Campbell and Hayden Conner alternated at right guard today. Conner will start at left guard, they like him next to Kelvin Banks. Big NASA is football smart along with being nerd smart.

— Jaylon Guilbeau is looking really comfortable at Star. Surprisingly comfortable for a freshman. He’ll make some freshman mistakes but at a minimum looks to be solid depth behind Jahdae Barron.

— 12 personnel was Worthy, Whittington, JT Sanders, and Billingsley. Tarique Milton was dressed, didn’t play.

— Roschon Johnson suited up, went through drills, did not scrimmage.

— Sark was on the players pretty hard after the scrimmage.

 

In regards to the last note, Wells also added that he heard today’s scrimmage was a lot cleaner/better than the one last week but obviously sounds like there’s still things the coaches aren’t happy with.

Looks like Chip didn’t even try to put any effort into getting notes from today’s scrimmage.

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A few nuggets from the Longhorns' second scrimmage of fall camp on Saturday ...

We can confirm that freshman offensive tackle Kelvin Banks limped off the field in Saturday's scrimmage and didn't return. Checking on the severity of the injury.

Just-annointed starting quarterback Quinn Ewershad some nice throws, including a deep ball to Xavier Worthy down the right sideline as well as a deep out to Casey Cain. Ewers also stepped up in the pocket and found walk-on transfer Gabe Sulser(No. 83) on a 10-yard crossing route that turned into a catch-and-run touchdown pass of about 40 yards.

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But overall the defense won the day, sources said, with safety Kitan Crawford, who had a pick-six, and freshman cornerback Terrance Brooks, who also had an interception, coming up with impressive, notable performances.

A lot of starters didn't play and most didn't play a lot as coaches gave a lot of second and third-teamers work after the Longhorns suffered a couple season-ending injuries in last week's fall camp scrimmage (offensive lineman Junior Angilau and receiver Isaiah Neyor both suffered torn ACLs last Saturday).

 

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Looks like Chip didn’t even try to put any effort into getting notes from today’s scrimmage.

  Hide contents

A few nuggets from the Longhorns' second scrimmage of fall camp on Saturday ...

We can confirm that freshman offensive tackle Kelvin Banks limped off the field in Saturday's scrimmage and didn't return. Checking on the severity of the injury.

Just-annointed starting quarterback Quinn Ewershad some nice throws, including a deep ball to Xavier Worthy down the right sideline as well as a deep out to Casey Cain. Ewers also stepped up in the pocket and found walk-on transfer Gabe Sulser(No. 83) on a 10-yard crossing route that turned into a catch-and-run touchdown pass of about 40 yards.

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But overall the defense won the day, sources said, with safety Kitan Crawford, who had a pick-six, and freshman cornerback Terrance Brooks, who also had an interception, coming up with impressive, notable performances.

A lot of starters didn't play and most didn't play a lot as coaches gave a lot of second and third-teamers work after the Longhorns suffered a couple season-ending injuries in last week's fall camp scrimmage (offensive lineman Junior Angilau and receiver Isaiah Neyor both suffered torn ACLs last Saturday).

 

 

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2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Oh boy, popular CFB recruiting YouTube channel, Sharpe Sports, just dropped this video:

 

 

He bases his opinion in this video heavily off rewatching the UT spring game.

 

 

 

made if 4 seconds in. Never trust a high pitched male adult. someone's got him by the balls. 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

@Hornius Emeritus has amazing Twitter: Traces of Texas (for those of you not in the know):

Some gems to share 

 

Anyone ask CDC if we are going to do throwback uniforms this year with quilted pants and wool jerseys?

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19 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

In regards to the last note, Wells also added that he heard today’s scrimmage was a lot cleaner/better than the one last week but obviously sounds like there’s still things the coaches aren’t happy with.

Still a lot of areas to improve on this team, so hell yeah the coaches better not be happy...  

Hutson was held out, and if Conner was playing RG the mystery remains who was at LG

Based on the sewage we have recently been fed by team 9.95 I would deduce Neto. Would not be surprised if it were actually Sawyer Merrill.


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2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Oh boy, popular CFB recruiting YouTube channel, Sharpe Sports, just dropped this video:

 

 

He bases his opinion in this video heavily off rewatching the UT spring game.

 

 

 

did his parents have any children that lived? good lord what an abortion

 

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4 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Ethan Burke being on the depth chart this year is either a really good sign or really bad. The guy looks like he’s added some weight but he also looked like he added some of it by eating Doritos for every meal after seeing that picture of him with the Westlake guys at the open practice.

I expected him to be a good player 2 or 3 years in, but to see him contributing this quick is surprising.

 

Burke reveals his training regimen:

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26 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Anyone ask CDC if we are going to do throwback uniforms this year with quilted pants and wool jerseys?

Best not to ask cuz CDC may give you a answer you don’t like.

41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Now those are some good kids who graduate

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Are you trying to see how many negs you can rack up today? 

These injury reports always seem to yo yo all over the place.  They had Rojo out for 6-8 weeks and then two days later he’s suited up and doing high knees.  We probably need to summon a priest for Banks. 

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32 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

These injury reports always seem to yo yo all over the place.  They had Rojo out for 6-8 weeks and then two days later he’s suited up and doing high knees.  We probably need to summon a priest for Banks. 

You rang? 

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Anyone who continues to pay any of these chucklefucks after the past few offseasons only has themselves to blame. $9.95/mo for Longhorn fan fiction.

11 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Anwar knew this tweet would get engagement. The first scrimmage was closed to the media and public too.

 

Austin sports media is hot garbage. I miss Charlie Strong because he would always call Kirk Bohls "Kurt" and the bitch just had to sit there and take it week after week.

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Just now, HRSchenker said:

Austin sports media is hot garbage. I miss Charlie Strong because he would always call Kirk Bohls "Kurt" and the bitch just had to sit there and take it week after week.

Yea I wish he’d been doing that on purpose instead of just being kinda name dumb.

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Anyone who continues to pay any of these chucklefucks after the past few offseasons only has themselves to blame. $9.95/mo for Longhorn fan fiction.

Same price to directly pay our fucking tight ends. Which is a better use of $10? No brainer

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

 It's a miracle he got as close as he did with Kurt.

That really was a miracle. Strong's lasting gift to all of us

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

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I can’t tell if you’re doing that “objective lens” bullshit still or you’re a little autistic. Why quote anything he says after learning that all his information is basically shit slung on the wall. I get possibly taking him serious when sark still had a mole because that was probably legit info but now….

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5 hours ago, D3zii said:

Not they’re not!

To the average person hell yea they are, but to say they’re phenomenal athletes is pushing it!!! All you have to go do is read up on them, hell it’s been broadcast how unathletic Copper Kupp and Michael Thomas are. But what makes them great is their ball skills and route running, with a knack to find open spaces for their QB

This has been a string of really dumb takes by you. You’re objectively wrong. Michael Thomas is in the 91st percentile of NFL WRs for athleticism. It’s obvious you’re basing athleticism solely off of 40 times, which is a really dumb way to measure it. 
 

 

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4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

This has been a string of really dumb takes by you. You’re objectively wrong. Michael Thomas is in the 91st percentile of NFL WRs for athleticism. It’s obvious you’re basing athleticism solely off of 40 times, which is a really dumb way to measure it. 
 

 

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7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

It’s obvious you’re basing athleticism solely off of 40 times, which is a really dumb way to measure it

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11 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

This has been a string of really dumb takes by you. You’re objectively wrong. Michael Thomas is in the 91st percentile of NFL WRs for athleticism. It’s obvious you’re basing athleticism solely off of 40 times, which is a really dumb way to measure it. 
 

 

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I think his central point was that receivers (like Casey Cain) don't need all-world measurables to be all-world. 

Just now, mwaadeeb said:

I think his central point was that receivers (like Casey Cain) don't need all-world measurables to be all-world. 

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That’s all I was saying 

The way you tried to make that point was still wrong, but the point itself was right. Cain can be plenty good for us, especially in the red zone.

58 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea I wish he’d been doing that on purpose instead of just being kinda name dumb.

Whatever a-a-ron 

57 minutes ago, B00M said:

Same price to directly pay our fucking tight ends. Which is a better use of $10? No brainer

Agree and it is a no brainer. Grown men should not make a living gossiping about 18-21 year olds.

Grown men should pay the kids and gossip about them for free on surly.

9 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Why no opinions of Austin’s sports media in here?

Because the thread is already super shitty and adding that discussion would make it super-duper shitty?

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2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I think Casey Cain is going to do some shit on the 40 acres.  

Does it involve a tire iron, video camera,

or bitches who must be kicked?

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Does it involve a tire iron, video camera,

or bitches who must be kicked?


Just saying after reading all the comments when he committed about how he is too slow etc... that it would give me an enormous amount of satisfaction to see him unleash his inner Jerry Rice and kick some ass.

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea I wish he’d been doing that on purpose instead of just being kinda name dumb.

Is “name dumb” a nice way to say potato?

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